r- THE QUAD LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE The Vinyl Verdict see p. 3 February 9, 1984 Volume 8, Number 7 Annville, PA 17003 LCB Officials Raid KALO Grove by Melissa Horst At 11:15 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 28, Lebanon City Police and two agents from the Pen- nsylvania Liquor Control Board raided Kalo's first grove of the semester. By midnight, 18 students were cited for underage drinking and Kalo was cited for unknown reasons. The raid was a complete surprise, according to Frank "Sparky" Rafferty, president of Kalo. "We never had any trouble in the past," he said. Rafferty described what happened, saying, "We were standing at the door and a man walked up and asked, 'Who's in charge?' I looked down and saw his walkie- talkie and thought, 'Oh no.' He said, 'I want the lights on and the music off. We're proofing everyone under 21.' Then the police sealed off the doors and everyone had to breathe in an LCB agent's face before they could leave. If the agent smelled alcohol he sent them upstairs." One student who was there described the scene as "Un- believable. Everybody was smoking every cigarette they could get their hands on," she said. Despite the cigarettes, some people were cited. One person who wants to remain anonymous, talked about the incident. "When I got to the door the guy said, 'Breathe on me,' and when I did he said 'Upstairs!' So I went upstairs. There were a lot of people up there stan- ding in line. When I got to the table, the guy read me my rights and asked me how much I had to drink. I said, 'Two beers.' Then he asked me my name, age, home and if I had any ID. He asked me if I had been to groves before and if I had ever been asked for ID. Then he asked me to sign a paper. I did, but I didn't know what I was signing. On Friday, Feb. 3, I got a $95 fine." In Pennsylvania, a fine for un- derage drinking ranges from $1 to $300, depending on the judgement of the district court justice. "I feel bad for the people who got the citations," Sparky said. "We got a fine too." "Really," Sparky con- tinued, "the only people they nailed were the people who said that they were drinking. The honest people were the only ones who got in trouble." Although everyone who was there and everyone who knows someone who was there has their own version of what hap- pened, no one knows why. "I personally feel," Raffer- ty said, "that it was someone within the school system, and I wish they would tell us why they did it. I mean, since two of the LCB agents got into the grove before the raid with LVC Continuing Education ID's, it must have come from inside the administration." Anyone who attends a grove is required to show identification to be allowed in the building, according to the lease held by Jack L. Shirk, operator of The Catering Place. Dean Marquette says he is as confused as Kalo as to who instigated the raid. Referring to the college, Marquette said, "I haven't heard anyone — any authori- ties — express any disapproval of any behavior by Kalo." According to a report in The see KALO Grove, p. New Quad Editor Named Senior Amy Hostetler has been named Managing Editor of The Quad for the 1983-84 Spring Semester. A scientific communications major, Hostetler has previously served as News Editor, Associate Editor and Assistant Copy Editor. "I hope to build a good fea- tures department and increase the number of letters to the editor," Hostetler said, adding "Opinions are important, and the campus should realize The Quad represents the opinion of the many, not just the few." She said that any student, faculty or staff member may con- tribute to The Quad. Last semester's Managing Editor, David Frye, a physics major, will serve as Layout Editor for the paper. "David has built a good Opinion/Edi- torial section of the pape that I want to continue," Hostetler said. "He's the one respon- sible for expanding The Quad's coverage of opinions, reviews and editorials," she added. Peter Johansson, formerly the Columnist, will assume duties as the Features Editor and continue to write his column, The Right Stuff. Hostetler said, "His columns have injected a sense of humor that The Quad needed. His talents will help strengthen the features department." She added that she hopes to have more features on campus community members. Tracy Wenger, a sophomore English and elementary education major, will continue as Sports Editor. Hostetler said of Wenger, "Tracy is responsible for the increase in sports coverage. She's very dependable; I know I can depend on her to cover LVC sporting events." Since December, five new members have joined the Quad staff. Hostetler said, "Our staff is inexperienced, but the new reporters have the potential to develop into solid, strong writers." Quad advisor Dr. Arthur Ford commended Frye on his job as editor. "Dave put in two semesters of solid work," Ford said, adding, "We always knew the copy would be there and knew it would be quality work." Ford said that he is pleased that Hostetler has assumed the editorship. "Amy put in three good years with the newspaper and she deserves the chance to put her stamp on The Quad," he said. Where's the Chicken?— Mark Mason and Missy Hoey rehearse for Showtyme. For the story, see p. 8. ■ photo by Dave Ferruzza ■ p. 2 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 THE OPINIONS RIGHTsTUFF... Follow the Bouncing Ball by Peter Johansson Note: It's cleaning time, so bear with me. Lots of little ideas are running around in my head that won't go away until I write them down. It's like having a song bouncing around your brain that won't leave until you sing it as loudly as possible (I once had That's the Way I Like It stuck in my head for twelve hours. Why is it always the worst songs?). So here we go with some little snippets of Useful Items That Could Be Sold at the Bookstore: •Oreos •Coffee, No-Doze, Dexedrine, Raw Caffeine, etc. •Roach Motels •Back Scratchers (with the school emblem on the back) •Mooseheads (You'll need about seventy-five pounds of plasti-tac to keep one of these up.) •Student Council Movie Ticket Books (This is actually a Legitimately Serious Idea. So were the Oreos, but I'm not pressing my luck.) •Alarm Clocks •Gorilla costumes (I've always wanted one of these. Great for Groves.) •Grades (I'd like to order a B+ in Biology, please...) Psychological Profiles of the Presidential Candidates: Jesse Jackson: Messiah complex. Thinks he's going to lead the country to Nirvana. Plans to hold press conferences on Mount Olympus. Walter Mondale: Big Time Inferiority Complex. More insecure than anyone else running. Has got to crack soon. Don't let this man become president. John Glenn: Nearly as paranoid as Mondale. Hides it better, though. Plans to announce Don King as his VP so people will start talking about someone else for a while. Alan Cranston: Don't let his gentle nature fool you. This man is a walking time bomb. Reuben Askew: Reuben Askew has no psychological profile. Gary Hart: Stable. Too stable, if you know what I mean. This man has something to hide. Fritz Hollings: Another LBJ. Don't stand in an elevator with this man. George McGovern: The only sane candidate. Vote for him. Harold Stassen: Senile at birth. Larry Flint: Dangerously unbalanced. Do not let this man kiss your baby. Ronald Reagan: Altered perception of reality. Still thinks there are 48 states. Nancy is the dangerous half of the Reagans. How to Stay Awake in Class: 1) Choose a particular idiom of your professor. Count how many times he says a particular word or phrase. (In high school, I had a calculus teacher that said, "OK" 3.5 times per minute. I have the graphs if you don't believe me.) This is usually fairly interesting, and it looks like you're taking notes. 2) Stick yourself with a pin. 3) Stick the guy in front of you with a pin. 4) Eat a nice snack in class. My favorite is clams casino, a baked potato, and a slice of angel food cake. Brush your teeth afterwards. 5) Sing. 6) Ask lots of questions. 7) Try to balance something on your nose. 8) Hyperventilate (not recommended for biology or Family Planning & Marriage classes.). EDITORIAL... Building Castles and Identities by Amy Hosteller If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. — Thoreau, Walden With the selection of Dr. Arthur L. Peterson as LVC's next president, the presidential search com- mittee died quietly, and a "strategic planning com- mittee" has sprung up in its place. This long-term planning commission intends to evaluate and set goals for all of five years (one generation ot studen- ts) and "look forward" to 1991, LVC's 125th an- niversary. According to Peterson, to become stronger, LVC "must give up the illusion of self-sufficiency, in- crease the satisfaction of faculty and staff, and sustain the centrality of teaching." All of these are worthwhile objectives, and hopefully Peterson will lead the college through realistic steps to obtain them. When Peterson assumes office, however, he will inherit more than 100 years of dreams and ideals, as well as the now- empty phrase, "a four-year, church-related, liberal arts college." In the past 20 years, this phrase has deteriorated into a meaningless Platonic ideal at Lebanon Valley College. LVC is now at a crossroads. There are many possible directions that Peterson can take as president. But, before the college passes "Go" and proceeds down the path, someone should re- establish LVC's identity. Are we church-related? Will the new General Education requirements accomplish their task of fully educating a student? Can we be a liberal arts college and offer such highly specialized majors as nuclear medical technology? (10 points per question, choose two of the three, you have 50 minutes to answer. Begin.) What LVC needs so desperately is a blend of "castles in the air" idealism and concrete pragma- tism. The committee must realistically consider the feasibility of its goals, but keep sight of the castles. It's difficult, and very tempting to adopt a no- nonsense, hard-nosed attitude toward the college as a whole. Business methods applied to a college can work, kept in their place, but Megatrends (Peterson's cat- ch-all reference) and employee relations tactics can- not be "worked" directly on students and faculty members. Students aren't employees and professors hate, understandably, condescension. Faculty, students, staff and administrators have different special interests, but share one overriding concern, that of keeping LVC alive and meaningful. Once the college has a clear understanding of its identity, the committee will be in a better position to design the Five- Year-Plan, a more aggressive recruitment and retention plan, decide what facilities are needed/renovated, and what programs to include/expand/change/drop. Perhaps Peterson will provide the catalyst. Perhaps an outsider can cure us. The next few mon- ths will tell. Letter to the Editor THE QUAD Amy Hostetler Managing Editor David Frye Layout Editor Tracy Wenger Sports Editor Peter Johansson .* Features Editor Dave Ferruzza Photography Editor Bob Fager Advertising Editor Lisa Meyer Business Editor Staff: Jamie Aumen, Joe Bonacquisti, Diana Carey, Lorraine Englert, Julie Gunshenan, Melissa Horst, Scott Kirk, Maria Montesano, Gloria Pochekailo, Kathryn Rolston, and Julie Sealander. Dr. Arthur Ford Advisor Dear Editor, Whenever questions arise about the alcohol policy, LVC's administrators and trustees faithfully invoke our school's affiliation with the United Methodist Church. When they do so, however, it produces the image in my "mind's eye" of someone un- veiling an old, dust-covered family heirloom, only to pack it away again once it has been glimpsed. I do not question the alcohol policy; sound, logically consistent reasons support it. Instead, I question our church af- filiation. We say we are affiliated with the United Methodist Church. We say it loudly when we are defending the alcohol policy; when we are enticing prospective church-minded students and their church- minded parents to sign-up here, to send their money here; and especially so when we are asking the community for money to continue our operations, to expand, to im- prove. We say it softly when we are defending the new guest policy; very softly indeed when we are enticing non- church-minded students and their non-church-minded parents to sign-up here, to send their money here; and most softly of all on Sunday and Tuesday mornings. What is at the heart of this dichotomy? Is it that we lack the courage of our convic- tions? Or is it that we lack the convictions themselves? I place a challange before all of you, the students, faculty, administrators, and trustees, and especially before Chaplain Smith, Mr. Rutherford, and Dr. Peterson. I challenge you to meet and discuss the topic "LVC and Our Affiliation to the United Methodist Chur- ch," to determine the new nature of that relationship and to boldly and fully implement whatever decision we reach. .m naiuan r rye Funkhouser W8 p. 3 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 EDITORIAL... A Season for Presidents by David Frye This is the season for presidents. In the passing of little more than two months, three men will have occupied the paneled office in the Administration Building. Also in those months, eight who would be the President and one who would remain so will have crisscrossed this country, pressing the flesh and asking themselves whether they have the ''Right Stuff" needed to capture the "Big Mo." The rhetoric of these men, both local and national, strikes me as drearily pragmatic and businesslike. We hear of a "humanities center," of "Megatrends and demographics," of a "down payment on the deficit," and of "gunship diplomacy." From Mondale to Reagan and from Sample to Peterson, the talk of committees and commissions has made its paralytic mark. Where have the vision and the inspiration gone? Where is the soaring oratory, pulling at the heart, making all within earshot ache with pride at being an American... or a Flying Dutchman? I remember the 1980 Democratic National Con- vention. It is the first I recall clearly. After being "whipped" by President Carter, Senator Edward M. Kennedy made a speech. I don't know if he cashed in on the "Kennedy mystique," but for a few brilliant moments, he held the hopes and hearts of the delegates and many Americans in his hands. His voice rose and fell, his cadence flowed into the old, familiar rhythms. Even though he lost the nomination, Ted Kennedy succeeded in making many people proud of their citizenship. This rarely happens anymore. It certainly has not happened in the 1984 Presidential Campaign, nor has it happened here at Lebanon Valley College. Thus, a challenge faces presidents in Annville and in Washington. Planning and programs will remain vital, but we need something more. We need leaders with charisma and vision to inspire us to work for a better future. The challenge exists. Let us hope our presidents will meet it. The Vinyl Verdict by Diana Carey Although no one can deny that orange-haired Cyndi Lauper is unusual, her album is not quite as unusual as her appearance. Lauper's debut album, She's So Unusual, has the perky innocence of the Go-Go's and a touch of the B-52's bizarre- ness. Although it is an agreeable collection of new wave/pop songs, many listeners will feel that it is nothing they haven't heard before. The most notable song on the album is the hit, Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Written by Philadelphia's Robert Hazard, Lauper delivers the infectious melody with enthusi- astically squeaky vocals. Hazard's song is perfect for her image, and she deserves some credit for her wise selection. Lauper also uses her good musical judgement in a few other instances. She employs one of Philadelphia's most talented bands, the Hooters, to back her up on several cuts. By drawing in fans of Robert Hazard and the Hooters, she has already achieved a cult following in Philadelphia. Her decision to record Prince's When You Were Mine is another strong selection. It's hard to go wrong with a song by one of today's most innovative songwriters. Although Lauper's rendition lacks Prince's spontaneity, the computerized bubblegum melody complements the hint of amusing perversity in the lyrics. Most of the other songs are pleasant but discardable dance tunes. I'll Kiss You, a story about a gypsy love potion, is quirky enough to be interesting. It's a B-52's-type song with menacing synthesizers and a strong beat. He's So Unusual is the re-make of an authentic 1929 flapper song. Lauper sings coyly about a college boy who's "up in his Latin and Greek, bu in his chicin' he's weak." From this old-fashioned ditty she moves into the outlan- dishly modern Yeah, Yeah. While it is basically just another synthesized dance song, it features some Yoko Ono noises and Lauper's doll-like voice in the background screaming, "Sushi, I want sushi!" Unfortunately, most of the lyrics end up being "yeah, yeah," which is certainly nothing new. The songs are cute, but most listeners soon tire of cuteness. So while Cyndi Lauper's album is mildly entertaining, it will probably not linger in your memory as long as her orange hair. Recipe for Success by Julie Gunshenan So, you finally did it. You asked that special someone to help you with your physics. Now, what do you do?! The next step is easy. You have to serve something light, yet memorable and it has to be versatile. A dip! You could have chips or vegetables with it, even popcorn! But, what kind of dip? Here's a recipe that is sure to make your physics tutor happy: BRIBE- YOUR-PHYSICS- TUTOR-DIP Combine one pint of sour cream with four envelopes of Lipton's "Cup-a-Soup" Spring Vegetable (or your favorite flavor — anything but onion!) soup mix. Serve with chips, pretzels, vegetables, popcorn or crackers. Incidentally, it works for the rest of your classes, too! Continiiiiio Education Reviewed by Maria Montesano Approximately 280 students currently attend LVC week- ends and evenings in the col- lege's Continuing Education Program, according to Marian Rogers, current director of the program. Gregory G. Stanson, LVC's Dean of Admissions, said the program offers "non- traditional-age students" (22 years and older) the chance to go back to college. Courses are offered eve- nings, Monday though Thurs- day, and every other weekend, Friday nights and Saturdays. Students may take up to four courses a semester in one of five majors. These include ac- counting, allied health ser- vices, business administration, social science with an em- phasis in sociology, and social service. For admission to the program, the student needs a high school diploma or a G.E.D. certificate. To gradu- ate, the student must fill the basic general requirements of the college and needs 120 credit hours of study. The program also includes summer school, music workshops, youth scholars and non-credit workshops and seminars, according to Rogers. Stanson said the program supports the college both financially and socially. The financial support is from tuition, presently at $100 per credit hour. Socially, the program offers opportunities for the surrounding com- munities. Stanson believes Dr. Arthur Peterson, incoming president of LVC, will expand the Con- tinuing Education program. Peterson currently directs the Continuing Education program at Eckerd College in St. Petersburg, Fla., where he is Dean of Special Programs until March when he assumes presidency at LVC. Stanson said Peterson seems commit- ted to developing the program. Ruth Ann Boltz, Lebanon, PA, is enrolled as a freshman in the program. She said she always wanted to go to college and chose LVC after her son graduated from here in 1982. According to Boltz, she is in the program for the enrich- ment and the career oppor- tunities it will lead to, equally. Fred Koerner, Lewisberry, PA, said he joined the pro- gram for its opportunities and the college education that is important in today's society. Rogers will remain coor- dinator of the program until a new coordinator is found to replace Dr. Ann L. Hen- ninger, former director of the Continuing Education program. "Mr. Excitement" at LVC It's that time of the year again when the college and the community get to share in an awesome musical experience — the LVC Jazz Band's 23rd annual campus concert Adding to this excitement will be "Mr. Excitement" himself, Tommy Newsom of the Tonight Show. Newsom will appear as guest soloist for the concert on Friday, Feb. 17, at 8 p.m. in Lynch Memorial Gymnasium. Newsom, often called "Mr. Excitement" by Tonight Show host Johnny Carson, joined the Tonight Show orchestra in 1962 and was named assistant conductor in 1968. Away from the Tonight Show orchestra, Newsom plays with improm- ptu jazz groups and continues to arrange and compose for the orchestras of Benny Goodman, Skitch Henderson, Woody Herman, Charlie Byrd and Andre Kostelanetz. The LVC Jazz Band will perform a variety of jazz selec- tions, including such favorites as In the Mood, Queen Bee, Tickle Toe, Funky Joe, Grez- ze, and Chuck Mangione's Feels So Good. Newsom, a graduate of the Peabody Conservatory of Music, served as a member of the Air Force Band from 1953 to 1956. He received his M.A. in music education from Columbia University. A prolific composer, Newsom has composed and arranged jingles for many television commericals, in- cluding Ford, Clairol and IT&T. Newsom's or- chestration experience encom- passes everything from full symphony orchestrations to piano solos. The LVC Jazz Band is a student-run and conducted organization. Members come from all departments of the college and must audition each year for the band. In addition to concerts, the LVC Jazz Band plays at various college functions and participates in collegiate jazz band com- petitions. The campus concert is the highlight of the band's recent tour through the Middle Atlantic states. Senior Gregg Klinger directs this year's edition of the "J-Band" and Jon Heisey serves as business manager. Student tickets are $3 and are available at the College Center desk. p. 4 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 Anglophiles Go on Tour by Kathryn Rolston For 12 LVC students, faculty and friends, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Fortunately, the worst of the three-week tour was confined to the first 24 hours, all of which was spent inching out of this country and into England. We survived however, though I doubt any of us will ever fly "You're Ready. When We Are" Char- ters again. Traveling abroad in January is not the ideal time weather- wise, but it rained very seldom. In fact, most of our twenty days in England were sunny and averaged 45 degrees. Our first week was spent exploring the city, either individually or with the group. We quickly discovered the convenience of the Un- derground transport system, which is almost faultless and connected us to every part of the city. The group was divided into two types: the sightseers and the perpetual shoppers. Dr. Phillip Billings, our spiritual leader and definitely a non- shopper, politely led some to "Harrods" and the Oxford Street shops, but was most diligent as tour guide for the historic monuments, buildings and landmarks that make London the fascinating city it is. We did all the tourist things: witnessed the changing of the guards at Buckingham Palace, toured Westminster Abbey and the Tower of London, ex- perienced the British Museum, the London Museum, and the National Gallery. Our trip, however, went beyond any packaged tour, and included several excellent plays; a back-stage tour of the National Theatre; a post- performance meeting with well-known British actress, Judy Dench; a private con- ference at our hotel with Brideshead Revisited star Nicholas Grace; and five day trips outside of London. Our first trip was to Oxford and Stratford-Upon-Avon where we saw Twelfth Night at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre, as well as the house where Shakespeare was born. During the second week, we traveled to Bath, and on the way stopped at Salisbury and Stonehenge, which stands alone in a pasture surrounded by herds of unappreciative cows. At Bath, we toured the ancient Roman baths where thousands of ago, Roman men came to relax and recover from a year of over-eating and drinking. Our final, and finest, side trip was to Cambridge. The day was one of our best, sunny and mild, and perfect for walking and seeing all the old colleges and their courtyards. There were actually flowers blooming in some of the cour- tyards, and the grass was spring-green. Some of us walked though the park to a favorite pub of Dr. Billings, which he frequented during his sabbatical in Cambridge. Our last week was left open for free travel. Some chose to stay in London and take ad- vantage of the theatre, others took off for Wales, Italy or Paris. I went to Edinburgh, 1|n Questron CORPORATION Questron Corporation is seeking University and Community Representatives and Coordinators. Excellent and lucrative opportunity for reliable and ambitions personnel. Ideal for students; set your own hours. Earn next year's tuition before summer. Personnel hired at this time will have the option to continue full-time throughout the summer. Graduating this year? Many permanent posi- tions are available, too. To apply, send a self-addressed, stamped, business-size envelope. Application form and in- formation will reach you by return mail. Questron Corporation Suite 204 2012 Grove Avenue Richmond, VA 23220 Scotland, but was with the others in spirits. (Highland Park, Whyte and Mackay, In- chgower, and other fine scot- ches of that land.) The night before our return to the U.S., the group gathered at a pub near our London hotel for a final party, courtesy of Humanities Inter- national, our travel agency. It was a good opportunity for all of us to be together one more time and trade stories of our individual excursions. Wine and conversation flowed late into the evening. The next day we were going home, but none of us without plans to someday return. Lebanon Valley Hosts Exhibit of Oil Paintings Lebanon Valley College will host an exhibit by Stowe ar- tist Marilyn Dwyer through Feb. 26 in the Allan W. Mund College Center. The exhibit is free and may be viewed daily from 8:30 a.m. to midnight. Dwyer's exhibit includes palette knife and oils. Her vivid landscapes depict rural Pennsylvania and the New England coastal regions in all seasons. According to Dwyer, her favorite subjects are the cluttered fishing trawlers, quiet woodland streams and ramshackle barns that she fin- ds in those areas. A native of Allentown, where she studied for eight years with Dr. Walton E. Baum, Dwyer has also studied at the Moore College of Art and taught for six years in private academic schools. In addition to her own exhibits and lecture-demonstrations, she also serves as a juror for competitive art shows. Dwyer has won honors and awards for various gallery, community and campus exhibits from Maine to the Mid- Atlantic coastal region. Her private gallery, located in Stowe, regularly attracts art buyers from a widespread area. JOIN YOUR OLYMPIANS AND GO FORJOSTENS GOLD 4 f is 1 f M .. ... : : : i $25 OFF ALL I4KGOLD RINGS See Your Jostens Representative for details of jostens Easy Payment Plans. Monday, February 13, 10am— 4pm Date Time Bookstore Place VISA' §4 Games of the XXtttrd Ofym JOSTENS IS THE OFFICIAL AWARDS SUPPLIER OF THE I984 OLYMPIC GAMES. p. 5 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 The Man with the Eraser Dr. Ralph Shay to Retire After 36 Years of Service by Peter Johansson People come and go. Some are missed more than others. Next week one of these old, familiar faces will be gone. Every student on this campus will have seen him at least seven times in the course of four years at LVC. After thir- ty-six years of service, Dr. Ralph Shay, Dean of the Registrar, will retire on Feb. 15. Shay spent his un- dergraduate years at LVC (class of '42), then went to the University of Pennsylvania for graduate work in history. In the spring of 1947, he was ap- proached by Dr. Frederic Miller, then chairman of the history department, and asked to teach history at the college. In the fall of 1948 he began teaching, finishing twenty years later as a full professor. At that point, Shay's career had just begun. In the fall of 1967, Shay took on his responsibilities as Dean of the Registrar, while still teaching in the classroom. He stopped teaching in the spring of 1968 to become Chairman of the history/po- litical science department for one year, until Dr. Geffen took over in the spring of 1969. From then until now, he has been "The Man" to make or break your academic schedule. Which is not quite fair to say. When interviewing Dr. Shay, I asked him about his duties, and the amount of work and ocean of red tape is enough to drive any sane man batty. In addition to staring at 800+ students' pre- registration cards, Shay is con- stantly putting out statistics, working out academic schedules (the students' and the faculty's), checking grades, verifying enrollment for scholarships, bank loans, Veteran's and Social Security benefits, approving transcripts for summer courses, certifying teachers, and working with Dean Richard Reed to place students on and off academic probation. After hearing this, I felt guilty asking him why I had to fill out another statistical card every time I pre-registered. Shay says it's so that his office is sure of get- ting changes in statistics, and that it lessens a little of his own work. No problem. What will he be doing with his free time? Plenty. Shay has been elected to the Board of Trustees of his Moravian Church, and is chairman of • BEER BALLS BLOCK ICE • CUPS SNACKS • TAP AVAILABLE HOURS Monday through Thursday Friday and Saturday Open All Holidays 10 am to 9 pm 10 am to 11 pm 9 am to 4 pm Located in The Palmyra Shopping center 838-6787 the Committee on Oral History of a Lebanon historical society. Other than that, Shay plans to catch up on some reading, "loaf a lot," play the saxophone (his wife plays piano), rest and exercise. I asked Shay what he would miss most about his years at the college. He was most fond of his days as a history professor.- He enjoyed injec- ting humor into his classes, of- ten citing from texts such as // All Started with Columbus, and 1066, and All That. Shay said, "If I kept things alive, I could do a more serious job of teaching." He feels that the strength of the college lies in an "outstanding faculty," a faculty he says is on a par with most colleges, even graduate schools in the United States. We will miss Dr. Shay. Most of us had very little idea of the work he did here, but the change will be more than a new face at pre-registration. We are saying goodbye to an old friend of the college, one whose spirit and dedication made a great impact on us all. Editor's Note: Dean Shay will be replaced as Registrar by Bruce S. Cor r ell, assistant professor of physical education. Correll has been assisting Shay's staff in the move to computerize the Registrar's Office. photo by Dave Ferruzza Dr. Ralph Shay, Registrar Options Abroad Editor's Note: The following is the second half of a two part series on alternate education at LVC. by Maria Montesano Within the United States, LVC offers two one-semester off-campus experiences. These are the Germantown Metro- politan Semester and the Washington Semester Pro- gram. The Germantown Metropolitan Semester allows urban studies through the Metropolitan Collegiate Cen- ter of Germantown in Philadelphia. This includes in- Trinity Dating Sl-UVICl: CONFIDENTIAL • STATE WIDE NON-DENOMINATIONAL P.O. BOX 622 LEBANON, PA 17042 (717) 274-2730 CLASSIFIED EARN $80 per month. Donate plasma at Sera-Tec Biologicals, 260 Reily Street, Harrisburg. Open 8:00 AM to 6:30 PM Mon.— Fri. 232-1901 CLASSIFIED ternships and seminars relating to city living and work. The Germantown Semester offers 15 academic credits for students. Expenses for the program are much the same as a semester at LVC. More in- formation is available from Dr. Carolyn Hanes, assistant professor of sociology. The Washington Semester Program allows the LVC student to choose one of seven areas of study in cooperation with the American Universitv in Washington, D.C. The program offers intern- ships, research projects, courses and seminars in such areas as Government, American Studies, Justice and Journalism. Requirements for this program include being a junior or senior, having at least a 2.5 average, having basic courses in American National Government and having a recommendation from Dr. John D. Norton, associate professor of political science. Two students are selected each November to participate during the spring semester. Credit can be transfered to LVC. For more information, see Norton. For the more adventuresome, the Central College program offers sites in Australia, England, France, Spain, Mexico and Wales. To participate in this program, the LVC student withdraws see Education,/?. 8 p. 6 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 Peterson Establishes Planning Committee Hosteller by Amy Hosteller A five-year strategic plan- ning committee, chaired by LVC's new president, Arthur L. Peterson, will "take a look at short-term and long-term goals" of the college, accor- ding to F. Allen Rutherford, Jr., acting president. Announced by Peterson at the opening convocation, the committee, composed of four administrators, four depart- ment chairmen, two trustees, Peterson and Rutherford, will explore several areas of the college including enrollment, the need for new facilities and the utilization of present facilities. "My idea is that not all areas would wait to be changed until a longer plan is completed," said Rutherford. "In some areas, change can be recommended before the plans are finalized." Peterson has challenged the committee to complete the plan by Septem- ber 1,1984. Rutherford said the com- mittee will "look at the enrollment picture. We have to review the marketing plan to increase enrollment." He added that Peterson has ex- pressed concern about con- tinuing education for adults and will make recommen- dations to the committee along those lines. "Presently, the committee is considering whether it is necessary to use a software package for the committee's use. Once that decision is made, we have to decide what information to feed into the process," Rutherford said. Committee members are in- vestiating types of packages available for strategic plan- ning; the decision will then af- fect the approach the commit- tee will take on the plan itself. Ruherford said the commit- tee intends to solicit ideas from the various areas of the college community, although specific details have not been arranged. He did, however, mention possible task force sub-committees and open forum meetings as two options under consideration. The idea for a strategic planning committee was first initiated by the college's recent Convocation Planning: An Exercise in Creativity by Lisa Meyer A chapel convocation series on creativity is appropriate, since planning the chapels is it- self a creative process. Planning is "an inexact process, as most creative processes are. I guess the story behind how each series comes about is different," Chaplain John A. Smith said. Ideas for convocations come from brainstorming sessions by the Chapel Com- mittee, which is "constantly generating ideas," according to Smith. A preferential voting system decides which ideas ac- tually make it to Tuesday mornings. The committee accepts ideas from anyone on campus, but Smith does not believe that a campus poll would clearly in- dicate student interests. "I have more faith in people coming up with and creatively building on each other's ideas that I do in polls to determine student interest," Smith said. FREE GAS Share a ride with three friends to Sera-Tec and we will pay for the gas. CALL 232-1901 For an appointment and additional information SERA-TEC BIOLOGICALS 260 REILY ST., HARRISBURG WE ARE OPEN: Monday-Friday 8 00 AM 6:30 PM Students suggesting ideas should not be disappointed, however, if they do not see immediate results. The com- mittee discussed doing an alcohol series for several years before finally presenting last fall's series. Smith suggested that in- cluding students who represent broad segments of the LVC student body might help the committee get a better idea of student interest. Faculty in- teraction with students curren- tly provides this information. The final segment of the creativity series will allow students to experience the creative process for them- selves. Student Activities Director Cheryl Reihl said, "Creation is participatory, so we decided we ought to have something where people get to participate. "We're not hitting the sciences (in the series), so we came up with the idea of a creativity fair," Reihl siad. Students will compete for prizes in several categories on Feb. 21 at 11 a.m. in the College Center. Some of the areas of com- petition will include storywriting, water glass melody composition, tooth- pick structure building, food creating, clothing design with glue and pins, and theatrical improvisation. A computer game tournament will also take place. Students and faculty with creative hobbies are invited to exhibit their work at the fair. Prior creations such as needlepoint, paintings, ceramic works and photographs may be submit- ted for exhibition. No prizes will be awarded for this part of the fair. Chapel Committee members include Cheryl Reihl, Dr. Robert Clay, Dr. James Scott, Dr. John Kearney, Dr. Barry Hearst, Dr. Klement Ham- bourg, Mr. Rober Rose, Dr. Howard Applegate, Dawn Humphrey, Dr. John A. Smith, Karen Bixler, David Jones and Bill Moore. F&H FOODS HELP WANTED Are you sharp, neat and self-motivated? If so, there is a position for you with F&H Foods as a Sales Broker. 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"The committee was deliberately kept small to facilitate the working of the committee," Rutherford said. Although the committee has not yet set a schedule for its meetings, Rutherford said the members will do "a lot of ongoing work between meetings." The committee are: Dr. Arthur L. Dr. Howard Edward H. members Peterson, L. Applegate, Arnold, Dr. Donald E. Byrne, Dr. Robert C. Lau, Dr. George R. Marquette, Dr. Howard A. Neidig, Dr. Richard Reed, Thomas C. Reinhart, Dr. Robert C. Riley, F. Allen Rutherford Jr. and Richard G. Stone. LVC Guest Policy Receives Approval by Tracy Wenger Lebanon Valley College resident students will continue the twenty-four hour weekend guest policy, as 95 percent of the student body voted in favor of the round-the-clock policy initiated last semester. According to Dean of Students George R. Marquet- te, this represents a slight in- crease over last semester in the percentage of students who voted for LVC's first twenty- four hour weekend intervisi- tation. On Saturday, Feb. 18, the Extracurricular and Student Activities committee will report the results of the student body's vote to the Board of Trustees. At the board's upcoming meeting in May, the committee will ad- vise the trustees whether the voting privilege should be continued. Also in the spring, a method of formal evaluation of the guest policy will occur. To date, only informal evaluation has taken place through discussions with resident assistants and various stu- dents. Although there have been complaints about the policy, Marquette said, "Overall, I felt very positive about the responsible manner in which students have handled the policy." Since the implementation of the policy, the number of complaints to the Dean of Students Office have deceased, said Marquette. In Marquette's opinion, last semester showed a decrease in breaking policy hours, less roaming in the halls by non- residents of a dorm, and a decrease in the number of times the back doors of the women's dorms were propped ajar. In addition, no one has complained about unescorted guests in the halls during the extended weekend hours. see Policy, p. 7 \ THE HAIR MASTER STYLING SALON 445 E. MAPLE ST. ANNVILLE, PA. HAIRSTYLING FOR MEN and WOMEN BY APPOINTMENT ONLY! OPEN TUESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY PHONE 867-2822 president-Elect previews 1984 p. 7 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 l)yJ2avid Frye Dr. Arthur L. Peterson, Lebanon Valley College's president-elect, spoke on the topic "1984— Fact or Fic- tion?" at the Second Semester Opening Convocation on Jan. 24. After i elating several anec- dotes from his past, Peterson proceeded to discuss 1984 by George Orwell. Peterson saw the book as "a warning of the possible deterioration of the human experience in this cen- tury." Peterson noted that the slogan "Big Brother is wat- ching you" is inexorably linked, in most minds, with Orwell's book. Citing California futurist David Goodwin, Peterson said that the major items of Or- well's prognosis are in place. Peterson differed with Goodwin, saying, "We're not using technology only in a bad way." He added, "The future is indeed full of boundless ex- citing opportunities." Peter- son labeled himself an op- timist. Peterson said, "There is a danger if leaders suppress the search for truth. They court disaster. This need not hap- pen." He also noted that "militant liberalism and extreme conser- vatism have solidified into or- thodoxies." Thus there is little new discussion of the possibilities of 1984 coming true. Into this vacuum steps "The church-related, liberal arts college, prevailing against Big Brother-dehumanization," as- serted Peterson. "Liberal arts colleges like Lebanon Valley are needed like never before to produce leaders whose professional competence is matched by an active belief in the values of the individual person," said Peterson. After noting that Orwell conceived of 1984 the year by transposing the last two digits of 1948, Peterson reversed "19" to obtain 1991, Lebanon Valley College's 125th an- niversary. He then listed several items this college needs to be strong in 1991. Peterson will chair a long-range planning com- mission to study the college's possible futures. "We need the ideas and support of everyone to suc- ceed," Peterson said. "We have what we need to become what we wish." HUGGER PANDAS $15.00 Two cuddly pandas escort a bud vase full of fresh flowers to your Valentine. 810 S. 12th St., Lebanon — 273-2683 The Lebanon Valley Mall 131 N. Railroad St., Palmyra 838-6333 Policy cont. from p. 6 "I would prefer that we had no complaints," said Marquette, "but we fell short in several instances." The major complaint centered on roommate problems when one student is always asked to leave. Other problems Marquette noted included unregistered, overnight, off-campus guests; men showering in the women's dorms; and students breaking the weekday (noon to mid- night) intervisitation. "Overall, I have no major complaints," Marquette said. "Stepping back, I'd say it was an exceptionally fine semester." Dutchgals Citing the challenges posed by Megatrends and demographics, Peterson ob- served, "Liberal arts colleges are challenged to change He also said that the in- creasing use of high technology needs to be balan- ced by the "human touch." This college can provide "the humanistic perspective to in- tegrate technological knowledge with human ex- perience. The human invest- ment is the greatest investment we can make." Peterson claimed that "the antithesis of the technical and the humanistic is fallacious." The college should "train human and humane leaders" as it "attempts to build better bridges between the campus and careers." Lebanon Valley College must do three things to become stronger by 1991. It must "give up the illusion of self-sufficiency;" it must "in- crease the satisfaction of the faculty and the staff;" and it must "sustain the centrality of teaching." cont. from p. 9 l ne women's next home game is against Moravian College Thursday, Feb. 16 at 7:00p.m. The LVC squad scored a season-high 77 points against Wilson College, while they recorded another high of 14 steals against Western Maryland. RESULTS LVC 58 F&M 61 LVC 74 Eastern 72 LVC 52 Gallaudet 70 LVC 73 Dickinson 72 LVC 75 Western Md. 65 LVC 50 Messiah 77 LVC 46 Juniata 73 LVC 69 York 66 LVC 67 Johns Hopkins 59 LVC 72 Gettysburg 80 LVC 77 Wilson 60 LVC 52 F&M 50 LVC 64 Muhlenberg 62 North Annville Bible Church CAN WE BE SURE OF HEAVEN? WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY? "Wherefore He (Jesus Christ) is able to save them to the uttermost that come unto God by Him, seeing He ever liveth to make inter- cession for them." Hebrews 7:25 "For by one offering He (Jesus Christ) hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified." Hebrews 10:14 "And this is the record, that God hath given to us enternal life, and this life is in His Son. He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the son of God hath not life. These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God." I John 5:11-13 Sunday School, 9:00 a.m. / Morning Worship, 10:15 / Evening Fellowship, 7:30 p.m. Spring Semester Movies WEEKEND MOVIE 2/11 Comedy Night 2/11 Pippin 2/25 The Sting 3/3 Gandhi 3/17 Vacation 3/24 Wargames 3/31 The Way We Were 4/7 Close Encounters 4/14 Same Time, Next Year 5/5 Victor Victoria p. 8 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 9, 1984 One-Act Plays Open Feb. 18 Education opportunity to see what students can do," he added, saying the one-acts are "very easy to take" because they are shorter and vary in type. In a single afternoon, An- dante dramatically relates the tale of a middle-aged violinist struggling to cope with the sudden termination of his career. "It's a very simple play, but very dramatic and emotional," said Hostetler, director of Andante. Assisted by Maria Adessa, she directs a cast whose members are Bud Drake, Tina Bakowski, Ross Hoffman, Kevin Biddle and Stephanie Butter. "One-acts tend to be more experimental in nature than full-length plays," Hostetler by Lorraine Englert "Traditionally, one-act plays allow a broader scope of types of plays and acting," said Amy Hostetler, one of three students directing Showtyme, presented by Alpha Psi Omega on Feb. 18 and 19 at 8 p.m. in the Little Theater. This year, Showtyme, a trio of one-act plays, consists of a comedy, a drama and a tragicomedy. Ah, Eurydice!, a comedy, updates the ancient Greek myth of Orpheus, the musi- cian. The modern day hero hails from Yonkers, while the heroine, Eurydice, dies tragically by choking on a chicken bone. Pete Johansson directs a cast comprised of explained. "Most of our cast Dave Cass, Neill Keller and members are new to the LVC Ruth Robinson. stage and many are freshmen. "One-acts are a perfect The one-acts are often a evening for people who don't student's first stage performan- like theater," said Johansson, ce at LVC. Unfortunately, we "as well as for those that do. don't get the kind of crowd the They show off talent on cam- one-acts and the actors deser- pus and give the audience the ve." L VC Quiz Bowl Set for Kick-off LVC will host the fourth annual High School Quiz Bowl on March 24. Invitations are sent out to all high schools in the nine counties of Adams, Berks, Cumberland, Dauphin, Lancaster, Lebanon, Perry, Schuylkill, and York. While the schools are preparing to at- tend the Quiz Bowl, Dr. Robert Clay, department chairman of sociology, and his committee organize the event here. One of the biggest tasks in front of these people is to prepare questions for the Quiz Bowl. Clay estimates that thus far, 2,800 questions have been asked. Initially, the committee solicits questions from the faculty. After that, almost anything can inspire a question. For example, have you ever eaten shoe-fly pie? Ever wonder what's in it? Good question! Naturally, trivia is not the only type of knowledge To maintain the questions in order, the committee uses the Shenk Room in the library. Committee members separate questions by category, and the piles begin to grow. If an an- swer needs to be confirmed, the sources are immediately at hand. All questions are not as "straight forward" as the last one. Here's one with a "twist." Where would you find the following circuses? Circus Maximum, Picadilly Circus, and Ringling Bros. (Rome, London, Sarasota, Fla.) Questions are not the only task involved with preparing for the Quiz Bowl. Blair Music Center has to be provided with an extensive electrical system for communications during the many rounds of com- petition. Phones are connected in every room for the oc- casion. In the morning, the playoff necessary to succeed in this rounds are held. After lunch, contest. The questions are split 16 teams are left. One by one, into four basic categories: the teams drop out. After the social sciences (30%), humani- final bout, the top four teams ties (30%), natural sciences are presented with trophies and math (30%), and and team members receive cer- miscellaneous (10%). There tificates. A committee member are further subdivisions under goes to each school to present each heading as well. them. Instead of heroes or violinists, The People in the Glass Paperweight involves a middle class couple and a fireman. It's a "comedy, but that's not all it is," promises director Laurie McKannan. The performers are Mark Mason, Missy Hoey and Bruce Hoffman. Karl Gerlott serves as assistant director of the tragicomedy. Gloria Pochekailo serves as producer for Showtyme. Other production members are: Ann Marcinkowski, stage manager; Kent Henry, set designer; John Woods, lighting director, and Barb Bereshack and Brenda Nor- cross, props. Tickets for the performan- ces are $2.50 and will be available at the door. from LVC for the time that will be spent abroad and enrolls in the foreign college. The student does not necessarily live in quarters with the foreign students but sometimes with other ex- change students. This program does not always allow as much foreign exposure as the ISEP program, although a few colleges do allow more ex- posure than others. Expenses for the Central College program are paid directly to the foreign univer- sities and vary accordingly. Financial aid is often lost for the time spent abroad since the program has no official af- filiation with LVC. If the LVC student were to attend the college in Central London, the student would live in a townhouse with other exchange students. Most of — cont. from p. 5 the classes would also be in the townhouse. The classes are taught mostly by part-time professionals. Also, the students would be required to take specific courses, although the credit can be transfered back to LVC. In Wales, however, the LVC student would live among the Welsh. Also, the student would be allowed to take cour- ses from the entire college curriculum. Each of these two allows time for extra travel. In the Welsh program, some of these tours are offered free as part of the curriculum. For more information about the Central College program, see Clay. Dr. Arthur Ford, chairman of the English department, or Dr. Diane M. Iglesias, chairman of the foreign languages department. 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Many other factors, how- ever, have helped this new found confidence along, inclu- ding the return of sophomore Dicksie Boehler, an All Middle Atlantic Conference perfor- mer last year, and Laurie Kratzer, Lebanon Valley's leading rebounder last year. Stand-out freshmen Steph Smith and Penny Hamilton have added speed and scoring to the team of thirteen. Despite their lack of depth, a ghost that has been haunting them all through the season, the team is still in contention for a spot in the Middle Atlan- tic Conference playoffs. Coach Smith points out that this spot in the playoffs will have to be won with an away game schedule. The Dutchgals next three games are away, with only one more regular season game at home. Lack of depth hasn't been the only hurdle that Coach Smith and his players have had to overcome. The team is the smallest in the MAC and (throughout the season) have been up against several high- ranked schools. Coach Smith attributed the team's success to all-around contributions from all the players, even the ones who do not play regularly. "I am very proud of the girls. They have over-shot my goals and expectations. There is no way they could disap- point me now," he said. Smith has led the Dutchgals in scoring in every game but one. Hamilton paced the Dutchgals in that game with 20 points and 15 rebounds. Hamilton leads the team in rebounding, with 109 for the season. She is followed by Kratzer, who has pulled 88 from the boards. see Dutchgals, p. 7 Intramural Update MEN'S INTRAMURAL VOLLEYBALL RESULTS PLAYOFFS First Round FCA I def . FCA II Philo def. KOV Trojans def. 2nd fl Funk Kalo def. Phi Slamma Second Round FCA I def. Philo Trojans def. Kalo FINALS Trojans def. 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Bert Kreigh led all scorers with 26 points, while he contributed four steals. Freshman Steve Whitman led the LVC team in rebounds (11), while Pat Zlogar made seven assists. Against Dickinson on Feb. 4, the Dutchmen pulled out in front to win 79-60. Kreigh led scoring with 22, rebounding with 11, and stealing with four. Zlogar con- tributed an impressive 13 assists to help seal the win. Allentown also fell prey to the Dutchmen, 81-70. Kreigh paced the LVC team with 22, Wrestlers Finish with G-burg by Tracy Wenger With an overall record of eight wins and five losses, the LVC wrestling squad will op- pose Gettysburg College at home on Saturday, Feb. 10, to end the season until the MAC Championships. Led by sophomore Rich Kichman, senior Dave Jones, and fresh- man Jeff Sitler, the team defeated both Elizabethtown CAMPBELLTOWN BEVERAGE ROUTE 322, CAMPBELLTOWN CALL 838-2462 By The Case OPEN: 9 AM to 9 PM IMPORTED ft DOMESTIC BEER KEGS & TAPS Sodas & Snacks (33-16) and Widener (43-7) at home on Dec. 8. Returning from semester break, the LVC grapplers squeaked by Messiah, 27-26 on Jan. 19. Two days later, the team handed losses to Susquehanna (25-22) and Scranton (28-16), while losing to Moravian, 31-15. cont. from p. 7- KALO GROVE Daily News, a spokesperson for the LCB said the agents were sent to the Eagles Club at the request of city police. A Lebanon City Police in- vestigation, prompted by noise complaints, began last Oc- tober. PREGNANT? need help? Pregnancy Testing Confidential Counseling Abortion Birth Control Gynecological Services ALLENTOWN WOMEN'S CENTER 215-264-5657 In a losing streak, the LVC matmen lost to Johns Hopkins 23-19 on Jan. 25. Later, the team lost to Muhlenberg (31- 16) and Swarthmore (27-23). "We should have beaten Swarthmore," says Coach Gerry Petrofes, "but we split bouts 5-5, and things just didn't fall our way." He adds that there have been many surprises this season. "Some matches I expected to win, we lost; and some I thought we would lose, we won." In the last eight meets, Petrofes has not been able to use the same line-up twice, a definite strike against the LVC team. After the Ursinus/Western Maryland match, both Jeff Carter and previously injured Wayne Meyer were out for the season. Ursinus defeated LVC 31-19 on Feb. 4, while Western Maryland lost to the Dutch- men, 28-18. Petrofes commends Kich- man, a NCAA runner-up last year whose fine performances did not surprise his coach. Boasting a record of 11-2, one of Kichman's two losses came at the 1901b. class. Sitler, with a record of 11-1, and Scot Cousin (7-5-1) recor- ded good seasons. Senior Dave Jones wrestled at 142 lbs. to record his best season ever, 9- 1-3. Petrofes says 118 lb. freshman Glenn Kaiser did a "nice job" this season. while Zlogar added 7 assists and four steals. Whitman grabbed 10 from the boards to lead the rebounders. On Jan. 31, the men lost a discouraging 102-83 game to Western Maryland. Kreigh netted 19 and Whitman jum- ped for 10 rebounds in the losing effort. In a nail-biter against Moravian, Fred Siebecker sunk a jumper with seconds left on the clock to clinch a 66- 65 victory. Siebecker led LVC scoring with 17 and he pulled down 10 boards. Zlogar con- tributed six assists and Kreigh had 2 steals. Previously, the team had a streak of five losses beginning with a 98-90 loss to Shippen- sberg in the Carlisle Tour- nament on Jan. 13. Bob John- ston led scoring with 22, while Kreigh and Whitman each grabbed eight rebounds. On the second night of the tour- ney, the Dutchmen lost to Dickinson 81-70. In the losing effort, Zlogar contributed five assists, while Siebecker had 6 steals. The LVC team then lost to Juniata 70-68 as Kreigh led with 22 points, on Jan. 17. Zlogar led LVC with 20 and 13 points, respectively, in losses to Gettysburg (89-76) and F&M (72-66). In the Get- tysburg game, Kreigh and Doug Emanuel each had three steals. In the Washington and Jef- ferson Tournament on Jan. 6 and 7, Siebecker led scoring with 18 points against the host team. Jon Spotts added nine rebounds, but the team lost 78-60. The Dutchmen reboun- ded to defeat Wilkes 95-82, paced by Siebecker's 20 points and 5 steals. Kreigh leads the team in scoring with a 20.9 point average, while Zlogar has con- tributed a team-high 118 assists. Siebecker leads the LVC team in steals with 49. Kreigh has pulled down 170 boards this season, while blocking 35 shots. Whitman follows Kreigh with 122 rebounds. The team winds up lts season with away games against Albright (Feb. 11) and Susquehanna (Feb. 13). T*o home games, Gettysburg oil Feb. 15 and F&M on Feb. I 8 end the 1983-84 season. M£ M0RA8ILIA' it te 5t 1- 2, ts in nt n- 18 he [9. 70 ile an 22 its ies ind wo on 18 THE QUAD LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE The "Magical Machine" see p. 4 February 23, 1984 Volume 8, Number 8 Annville, PA 17003 Trustees Hike L VC Costs by Amy Hosteller The LVC Board of Trustees voted to raise the 1984-85 fees for full time students to $8,760, a $1,000 increase, last Saturday. The charges, recommended to the board by Robert Riley, vice president and controller of the college, represent a 12.8 percent increase. Acting president F. Allen Rutherford Jr. said, "After much discussion, the committee decided we had to raise the fees at least $1,000." The cost breaks down as follows: Tuition $5,850 Student fee 200 Room 1,150 Board 1,560 $8,760 Riley based the fees on 800 full-time students for 1984-85. This year, the college did not recruit and retain the necessary number of students. Riley says this caused a "short-fall" of $150,000 directly due to the loss of student revenues. "It is highly impossible to end the year in the black," he said. Rutherford, a member of the committee making the recommendation, said, "The $1,000 doesn't give us very much leeway" as the college does not have an operating reserve of monies. He added that he considers the hold on tuition two years ago as a "10 percent rebate," that the students got a "free ride" that year. Student revenues account for 85 percent of the current operating costs, according to Riley. A loss of student revenues can seriously affect the college's financial situation, he said. "I'm alerting the board... that we face a deficit. I can only say that we are doing whatever we can" to avoid that possibility, Riley added. Riley and Rutherford led a discussion with board mem- bers on the relationship bet- ween fees and student enrollment. "We're faced with two things," said Rutherford. "We have to decide if we want to increase the quality or quantity of students." In LVC's favor, Riley poin- ted out that LVC has con- sistently kept its fees lower than most liberal arts private colleges in the area. "It's reasonable to assume that we wouldn't change our 'ranking' very , much" when other colleges announce their fees for the coming year. He said the average increase will range from 9-13 percent, while the median cost will be about $8,585. photo by Kent Henry Tommy NeWSOm wails at Jazz Band Concert. Malfunctions Complicate Dormitory Life by Melissa Horst What's happening here at LVC? Is everything falling apart at once? Funkhouser's fire alarm system and hot water generator were broken, and residents of Mary Green smelled gas. Dean of Students George Marquette says these problems were "unfortunate and unfor- seeable." Since the problems were discovered, "Maintenan- ce has been doing everything m their power to correct them," he added. Samuel Zearfoss, superin- tendent of buildings and grounds responded to questions about the various breakdowns. Hot Water Problems- According to Zearfoss, shortly after the students returned from Christmas vacation, he received a report that Funkhouser was running out of hot water. When maintenance workers checked the generator, they found three of the 12 electric elements that heat the water had exploded. Zearfoss said there is no way to predict when this will happen. "They just wear out," he said. Zearfoss called the college's supplier, and shortly thereaf- ter he had three elements to replace the broken ones. Then the problems started. In the course of replacing the elements, workers broke two more. Zearfoss said in or- der to fix the elements a worker must crawl into the boiler over the element bun- dle. This time Zearfoss called the manufacturer, Patterson- Kelly, in East Stroudsburg. Soon he had three more elements, but when they were connected and the boiler filled with water, the maintenance workers discovered the the boiler now leaked. Next, Zearfoss ordered an entire new bundle of 12 elements. Patterson-Kelly assured him they would give his order top priority. Zear- foss says the company had to stop their assembly line to specially manufacture the unit. According to Zearfoss, several days passed before he learned that the bundle had not passed the quality control checks. Patterson-Kelly runs a series of electrical and hydrostatic checks before they sell the unit. The bundle failed the hydrosataic test — in short, it leaked. Zearfoss informed Patter- son-Kelly to remachine the defective elements they had previously sent, in order to provide a temporary fix until the new bundle is ready to go. On Friday, February 17, Zearfoss drove to East Strouds- burg to pick up the remachined elements, and by 7:15 p.m. the maintenance men had the hot water running. The new unit is still at the factory. see Dorms, p. 5 p. 2 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 23, 1984 Counci Constitution by Lorraine Englert "Student Council hasn't been operating quite under the constitution," said student Mark Scott, who organized an open forum meeting held on Feb. 21 for student council members, LVC students and Student Activities Director Cheryl Reihl. Under the current con- stitution, "The purpose of student council is to plan ac- tivities and voice student con- cerns," said Wendy Carter, student council president. However, Scott said, "There is no conventional way to get complaints across." Student Council, according to Scott, is actually a "student activities council." Carter supports Scott's idea of creating a "structure within student council" to deal with student concerns. Scott pointed out the recent cost increase in local telephone calls as a "student concern." He said, "Everyone is fuming, but they don't know what to do about it." Prior to the increase, several LVC students asked for more intercampus telephones at the open forum meeting held in December with members of the Board of Trustees. "Student council is addressing the phone situation," said Scott, adding there are many other ideas and concerns for which students don't have an outlet. At this point, Scott has two ideas for dealing with student concerns. One would involve a completely different commit- tee devised to work in the area of student concerns. The other alternative is to divide student council into two committees, each one with sole respon- sibility for either student see Council, p. 5 Editorial by Amy Hosteller Play it Again, Sam Well, the Board of Trustees did it again — they raised the cost to attend LVC. Next year, for a full-time resident student, LVC, the pinnacle of liberal arts education, will cost $8,760, a $1,000 increase over this year. Due to inflation? Not likely, as the inflation rate now stands about three percent. Costs have risen, but, according to Dr. Robert Riley, vice president and controller of LVC, 85-90 percent of the college's costs are fixed. So why the 12.8 percent increase? Good question. It appears that Riley and the committee on finance and investment base the fees on a prediction of the number of full-time students. This year, Riley was wrong. LVC now has 757 full-time paying students. Not a good number, especially when the projected figure was substan- tially higher. LVC costs for next year are based on an average of 800 students, which means more than 800 must enroll in the fall semester, as the attrition rate sharply increases during the spring semester. Riley lost his prediction, and now he says the college has a "short-fall" of $150,000 directly due to a loss of student revenues. In the best of capitalistic traditions, the Board of Trustees has passed on the burden of the loss to the students, who now face an education bill equal to some parents' salaries. Notably, the board members did not consider how students and parents will afford the cost of a liberal arts education at LVC, nor did they ask the student trustees for their opinions. Instead, they blithely swallowed Riley's assurances of increased financial aid, which did not happen this year. One trustee even gallantly pointed out that when the trustees admirably held costs two years ago, the student enrollment did not substantially increase. The trustees obviously think an increase will do the same — not a thing to enrollment. Many students are already considering transferring to state institutions as the cost is usually half that of LVC's. The trustees are very proud of LVC's tuition track record. LVC consistently has been cheaper than most of the similar colleges in the central and southeastern Pennsylvania areas and may continue to hold that position. However, colleges like Dickinson and Franklin and Marshall have more to offer for the money. Raising the charges so drastically is a form of economic Darwinsim — the college will kill off the better students who can't afford LVC. What will the increase get us? Hot water? Maybe. Adequately maintained facilities (if only the college would spend some money on maintenance...)? Hardly. What that one thousand extra dollars will buy us (and remember, students are consumers who can take their business elsewhere) is more of the same, unfortunately. When one buys a car priced $1,000 more than another, one can expect and will receive better quality. Too bad it's not that way at the Valley. Good luck, underclassmen. Hope your pockets are well-lined. The Vinyl Verdict by Diana Carey Lennonism Lives Milk and Honey, by John Lennon and Yoko Ono, is an in- timate experience, from the candid lyrics to the nude photo on the inside of the album cover. Surprisingly, it is not a haphazard collection of fragments, but a group of complete and polished songs. Compiled from Lennon's last recording sessions, this album continues the theme of the Double Fantasy album. Lennon and Ono once again explore the feelings of mature adults coming to terms with their past and looking confidently towards the future. No matter how well-done the album is, there will be some listeners to whom it won't appeal. Those who like elaborate ear-catching gimmicks and cheap musical thrills may be bored by the quiet sentimentality of Milk and Honey. Ono's "Don't Be Scared" merely states, "It's better to love than to never love at all." The message is almost embarrassingly simple, but the song has more emotional honesty than any Top-40 love song you can name. Other listeners may not be open-minded enough to accept Ono's brand of experimental music. Her childlike soprano voice and lyrical simplicity sound foreign to the traditional rock audience. Modern music, however, is catching up with her innovations, and her style is finally beginning to be ap- preciated. Lennon's songs show that he has reached both musical and lyrical maturity. "(Forgive Me) My Little Flower Princess" is the culmination of his long-time interest in reggae. Lennon has fun with the laid-back, tropical beat, arousing the listener's anticipation by ending some lines in mid-sentence. In "Bor- rowed Time," another reggae number, Lennon reveals he is much more comfortable with middle age than he was with his turbulent younger years. He is even more direct about his past in "I Don't Wanna Face it:" ' 'Say you 're looking for some peace and love Leader of a big old band You wanna save humanity But it's people that you just can 't stand. " The most moving songs were the two companion pieces, "Let Me Count the Ways" and "Grow Old With Me," in which Lennon and Ono envision themselves as Robert and Elizabeth Barrett Browning. In "Let Me Count the Ways," Ono expresses her love with an innocent, Sunday school-type melody and a muffled piano accompaniment. According to the liner notes, Lennon hoped "Grow Old With Me" would become a classic wedding song. Backed up only by piano and rhythm box, the song has a stark beauty reminiscent of "Imagine," and a delicate melody that will make it the class he hoped it would become. "Grow Old With Me" is a symbol of the entire album. The Lennons dare to be openly sentimental. They don't fear their emotions, and the result is a personal experience that listeners can still share long after Lennon's death. L VC Symphony Performs with Seniors The Lebanon Valley College Symphony Orchestra will present a Concerto-Aria Con- cert in Lutz Music Hall on Thursday, March 1 at 8 p.m. The five soloists who will perform with the orchestra are graduating seniors who have shown outstanding ability. The program, richly varied in both style and period, will in- clude Albinoini's Concerto in A minor for Oboe and Strings with Melinda Smith as soloist; Concerto in F minor by Carl Maria von Weber for Clarinet and Orchestra with Judith Walter as soloist; and Sonata No. 3 by Marcello for Trom- bone and Strings with Dale Groome in the solo role. Two sopranos will also be featured — Mary Secott will sing Amor (from Six Poems by Brentano) by Richard Strauss and O Zittere Nicht, the Queen of the Night's aria from the first act of Mozart's Die Zauberflote; Debra Patterson, soprano, will sing O Luce di Quest Anima by Donizetti and two pieces from Songs of the Auvergne by Centeloube. The symphony will open the program with Rossini's spark- ling Overture: An Italian in Algiers and conclude with the Andalucia Suite by Lecuona. Conducting will be Dr. Klement Hambourg, Associate Professor of Music. THE QUAD Amy Hostetler Managing Editor David Frye Layout Editor Tracy Wenger Sports Editor Peter Johansson Features Editor Dave Ferruzza Photography Editor Bob Fager Advertising Manager Lisa Meyer Business Manager Staff: Jamie Aumen, Joe Bonacquisti, Diana Carey, Lorraine Englert, Julie Gunshenan, Melissa Horst, Scott Kirk, Maria Montesano, Gloria Pochekailo, Kathryn Rolston, and Julie Sealander. Dr. Arthur Ford Advisor p. 3 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 23, 1984 The Right Stuff by Pete Johansson Civil disobediance on college campuses seems to have gone the way of hula hoops and dodo birds, and that is into the yawning, slavering jaws of The Past. Ask some of your professors about it, and they'll either go all dreamy-eyed reminiscing, or they'll shake their heads, muttering something about Communist agitators, depending on their age. That's a pity, because there's an awful darn lot to be civilly disobedient about these days. Take last week. Until last Saturday, the resident of Funkhouser had gone the semester without hot water (something more or less promised in the housing agreement), and the fire alarm system still isn't working. I worry about this, because I'm a pretty sound sleeper. Taking showers in a parka is bad enough, but I don't relish the idea of roasting like a pig at a barbecue just because my R. A. "forgot" to wake me up because I've hassled him too many times about the water. It seems some type of student response is in order, and civil disobedience used to do the trick. I say "used to" because it's hard to imagine some of the standard ploys being effective at good ole LVC. Imagine, if you will, an abrupt cease in student apathy. Let's just suppose the students here got fed up enough to have a go at the big CD. What would result? Disappointment, I'm afraid. To wit: — The Sit-In. The Sit-in requires a large group of people passively obstructing an important building. On campus this would most likely be the Administration Building (the idea is to pick a site frequented by the people you're complaining to. A Sit-In at the Art Studio would really miss the boat.). These people must remain there long enough to create a proper nuisance. CD. at LVC? This could never happen here. At 3:00, some would leave to watch General Hospital. Others would go to watch Dr. Who, or Star Trek. (It's difficut to imagine anyone who would watch these shows participating in a Sit-In, anyway.) I myself have a particular penchant for The Rockford Files and The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show. There goes about 50% of the student population. The music majors would soon succumb to Blair withdrawal, and the rest would split for the next Grove. End of Sit-In. — Taking Over the President's Office. This would have no noticeable effect. — Trashing the Dean's Office. See "Taking over the President's Office." — The Demonstration. The idea of a demonstration is to have a mass of people parade around campus carrying signs, singing, chanting, blocking traffic, and in general, creating a nuisance. Universities such as Harvard and Kent State combat this by calling in the National Guard. Lebanon Valley College would combat this by calling in the Annville Police Department. The student body would be helpless in throes of laughter as Officer Finkle tries to get eight hundred people into a squad car, and the business of the school would go on as usual. So you see, the normal avenues of Civil Disobedience just wouldn't work, even if students did have the will to tear themselves away from their sordid personal lives long enough to actually do something. We won't let anyone in Adminis- tration know what's going on, so it is our Manifest Destiny to sit and suffer. Because if we don't respond somehow, no one will seem to know that we don't like paying $1,000 more a year to live the way we do. . . Actors Outshine Plays in One-Acts by Scott Kirk Individual performances overshadowed Alpha Psi Omega's One Act plays them- selves in the student-directed Showtyme presented last Friday and Saturday. Despite poor audiences, the actors managed to save mediocre plays with some decent character portrayals. "Ah, Eurydice!" updated the myth of Orpheus, a man attempting to rescue his bride from Hades after she chokes on a chicken bone. Neill Keller as Orpheus projected well and incited good reaction to his comic lines. But as the tem- pted husband struggling with himself, he just couldn't photo by Dave Ferruzza Intense Moment— Ross Hoffman ponders his relationship with his father in "Andante, " one of the Showtyme dramas performed last weekend in the Little Theater. emote with enough conviction. Ruth Robinson as Eurydice did a reasonably good job por- traying Eurydice, the nagging, blabby wife. In fact, she pretty much kept the play afloat. Dave Cass as the unflin- ching Pluto made a good ef- fort, but he was about as threatening as Mickey Mouse's cartoon pet with post-nasal drip. Director Pete Johansson's blocking for his character didn't help much, either— Cass' back-and-forth pacing seemed too random. I, and many others in the audience, missed the significance of the song, "Needless to Say," playing while Cass slouched in his chair at the beginning. "Andante," directed by Amy Hostetler, involved a former violinist attempting to cope with the termination of his career, and how he comes to terms with his prodigy son. The leads, Bud Drake, Ross Hoffman and Tina Bakowski, held tight with some really solid performances. Drake boomed his powerful voice in- to the character of David Lawrence, a man who isolates himself in self-pity. As his frightened wife living in a fantasy world, Bakowski puts some real concern into her character. And as the son, Hoffman emoted especially well in the scene where he submerges into a panicked frenzy as his father attempts suicide. Supporting characters in "Andante" included Kevin Biddle as the doctor and Stephanie Butter as the maid. For his brief first performance on the LVC stage, Biddle did well as the dedicated doctor, considering we only saw him briefly. But since the character was basically a filler, we really could not see inside him. Nevertheless, Biddle managed to keep his concen- tration — even after a poster fell off the backdrop in Sun- day night's performance. Butter's character of the maid was a different story. Little development could be Letter to the Editor Dear Editor, Maybe I'm giving this issue more attention than it deser- ves, but I believe something should be said about a certain sorority that has been ap- pearing on campus in sup- posedly "punk" attire. This act is not only personally of- fending to me and my beliefs, but I believe it is embarassing to the sorority itself. If they were more aware of what punk really means, they would realize this. Punk is not a fad-ish way of dressing. It is a statement that is more than just a look. Punk is not putting on a mini skirt and dying your hair blue — society's stereotype which is technically new wave anyway. Punk is an attitude. It is anti- society, non-conforming, anti- tradition, and most definitely anti-status. It seems rather ironic that a sorority would even want to associate itself with these ideas. Aren't sororities supposed to be social and service organizations? How com- pletely opposite can you get? It seems to me if you were more aware of the punk culture you would see how ignorant you appear. Punk should not be used as some cutesy image for the status- seeking cliques of LVC. Next time, think before you attempt to ridicule minorities like punkers. We don't mock the Sears Mentality so prevalent around here, so show us some courtesy as well. A student found here. Her lines were flat, cold and unfeeling, ex- cept for her blood-curdling scream. "The People in the Glass Paperweight" concerned an elderly couple sheltered from the outside world and refusing to return to reality. Since there was not a really big cast in this see Review, p. 5 Julie's Corner by Julie Gunshenan Did you ever have one of those days when you just did not want to write that English paper or read those three chapters of accounting that are due on Monday? Well, the next time you get the urge to procrastinate, you will have a good reason. You have to try that recipe which was given to you by a friend, me. Gourmand PROCRASTINATION PUNCH 3 cans Hawaiian Punch, any flavor 2 liters 7 UP or ginger ale 1 gallon orange juice 6-8 cups chopped fruit; apples, oranges, cherries, etc. 1 quart sherbet, any flavor There are two ways to serve this, right out of the punch bowl or freeze it and crush it in a blender. Substitutions can be made it you do not think this recipe has enough "punch" for you. ■ p. 4 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 23, 1984 Computers Infiltrate English Department by Lisa Meyer Lebanon Valley College now has a machine that can help students write better papers. All it takes is an hour's instruction and a little prac- tice. This amazing machine is called a word processor. At Dean of Faculty Richard Reed's suggestion, Dr. Arthur Ford, chairman of the English department, and Dr. Leon Markowicz, professor of English, decided to run a con- trolled experiment using the word processor. They want to see what differences in writing quality occur between students using the word processor and those not using it. All of Ford's and Markowicz' English 112 students now keep records of the amount and type of revisions they make. The amount of time each group spends in rewriting will be compared at the end of the semester. Ford said, "I was struck by the fact that our students in freshman English do little rewriting. I find that when I use a word processor I do a lot more rewriting than when I am faced with a blank piece of paper." Rewriting can affect quality as well as quantity. "Iam also convinced," said Markowicz, "that the time spent on the rewriting makes the final product much better in quality. I think if the student sees the rewriting as a step in the final process that puts out a better paper, he will put more into it." So far, the experiment seems successful. Mike Stachow, one of the students involved, said, "I am doing more editing. Overall, there is probably not that much dif- ference in the kind of editing I am doing, but I am being more choosy about the kinds of words I am using." Another student, Mary Dit- zler, agreed. "I do not get discouraged by the thought that I have to type this all over again. That is probably one of the best things, that it makes it so easy for corrections." Ford and Markowicz en- vision word processing even- tually taught to all English 111/ 112 students in the future. Markowicz said, "Speaking as an individual, I would like all my students to have a ter- minal. I would have a terminal in my office and the computer would become a means of communication." Ford explained that having all students use terminals would mean instructors would have immediate access to students' papers at all stages. Professors could then easily look at those papers and make suggestions before they were submitted for grading. Ditzler supports word processor competency for all students. She said, "Word processors are going to replace the typewriter in the work- place. It is a skill that they ought to get, especially business students and others who have to write." Stachow, however, thinks individual interest should be a consideration. "If they are in- terested in learning to work on the processor," he said, "I would recommend it very highly. But I think personal in- terest should be considered." Ford notes more terminals would be required if every student needed to use them. He suggests terminals be in- stalled in the dorms to provide 24 hour access so students could work at "non- traditional times." According to Ford, this is already in the planning stages. Stachow likes this idea. He said, "For convenience sake for anyone working on ter- minals — be it math, science or English — terminals available 24 hours, especially in the dorms, would be very beneficial." Markowicz said the program's expansion depends on the total campus computer situation. 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Requirements for high school seniors to take the exam include a score of at least 1000 points on SAT's, or a position in the top 20 percent of the high school senior class. Brown said, "The scholar- ships act as a reinforcement to the admissions office," as the exam often allows the student a second look at the college. "The students meet faculty and students and also get a look at the facilities," he said. About 60 percent of the students who take the exam enroll at LVC. F. Allen Rutherford, Jr., Acting President of LVC, spoke at the Feb. 11 examina- tions, giving the students and parents a chance to meet college officials face-to-face, according to Brown. The college also provides a finan- cial aid question-and-answer session which is helpful to both parents and students. The scholarship previously offered students a percentage of their tuition each year, ranging from 25 percent to full tuition. The class of '84 was the last class to receive percen- tages. Brown said the change to the new program was due to budget changes. According to Brown, Peter- son seems committed to the scholarship program, but may make some changes in the program in the future. However, giving this financial aid to students who may not necessarily need it often causes discussion among officials in higher education. Even so, Brown said, many larger colleges are switching to this type of scholarships. Brown emphasized that LVC will continue to give the scholarships in the coming years. A second group of students and parents will be on campus on Feb. 25, for examinations and a look at the college. photo by Dave Ferruzza Creativity Fair — Jane Buscaglia conjures up a chemical solution as her contribution to the Creativity Fair. The Fair culminated a series of "LVC Presents..." on the theme of creativity. by Maria Montesano Approximately 210 high school students spent Feb. 11, 1984, on the LVC campus in reference to the Fiftieth An- nual Competitive Presidential Scholarship Examinations of- fered by LVC, according to William J. Brown, Jr., Asso- ciate dean of admissions of LVC. The scholarships are given on the basis of SAT scores, class rank and the student's performance on an examination given in one of nine areas, according to Brown. These include biology, chemistry, English, French, German, American history/ social studies, mathematics, physics and Spanish. Brown said the students may choose which exam they prefer to take. Dr. Arthur L. Peterson, President-Elect of LVC, will select the scholarship recipien- ts, according to Brown. Brown said between 20 and 30 scholarslrinsj^jl^je^fj^ Review cont. from p. 3 play, directed by Lauri McKannan, you would expect the three actors — Mark Mason, Missy Hoey and Bruce Hoffman, to create really powerful performances. Guess again. Hoey as Fran- ces, the old woman, was physically half-way convin- cing. That's more than I can say for Mason, the old man. And neither of the two could hold their squeaky voices throughout the show. They started out fine, but then they'd forget and remember it ten minutes later. Bruce Hoffman's stage ex- perience showed through as the fireman, but he really looked ill at ease next to novice actors Hoey and Mason. They really didn't fit well together, and the audien- ce knew it. I myself had a hard time taking them seriously. However, I did enjoy the one- liners that Mason snapped off. What does this all add up to? I would say basically en- joyable productions with some spark, but not really enough fire to light up the theater. Council cont. from p. 2 government or student ac- tivities. The latter would be an easier change to be accom- plished, predicted Scott. "Whatever we do is going to require a rewriting of the con- stitution," he explained. Scott said, "We want to listen to the students and find out what they want." Dorms cont. from p. 1 Fire Alarm System — The fire alarm system in Funkhouser is still being fixed. Zearfoss says over the Christmas vacation, someone pulled the fire alarm and it rang an undetermined amount of time before it was discovered. The fire alarm had been examined before the vacation started and that it was in good working order, according to Zearfoss, but the continuous ringing wore it out. Zearfoss says the faulty wiring and detectors have been fixed, but a problem remains with the control panel. The panel is in the Depar- tment of Physics, where Zear- foss hopes they will be able to determine which diode in the panel is defective. Mary Green's Gas — Zearfoss says he was first alerted to the problem in Mary Green when he was informed that first floor residents smelled gas. Zearfoss explains that Mary Green has a dual firing boiler which can run on oil or gas. When it runs on gas the exhaust is vented directly to the atmosphere. Zearfoss says under certain atmospheric conditions the gas does not dissipate readily and seeps in the first floor win- dows. At present, the vent is at the east end of the building, but Zearfoss plans to reroute the vent to the west end, where there are fewer windows, or to the roof. KECS • BEER BALLS BLOCK ICE • CUPS SNACKS • TAP AVAILABLE HOURS Monday through Thursday Friday and Saturday open All Holidays 10 am to 9 pm 10 am to 11 pm 9 am to 4 pm Located in The Palmyra Shopping center 838-6787 CLASSIFIED EARN $80 per month. Donate plasma at Sera-Tec Biologicals, 260 Reily Street, Harrisburg. 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Of the 218 members of last year's class, 62.4 percent found employment in their area of study, representing an increase over the other two classes. The figures were 54.0 percent for 1981 and 56.3 per- cent for 1982. Increasingly, graduates from Lebanon Valley College are finding em- ployment in their chosen fields. The percentage of those holding temporary jobs and seeking career-related employ- ment fell to 13.3 percent from 16.4 percent and 13.6 percent in 1981 and 1982 respectively. Again, the trend bodes in- creasingly well for LVC graduates. The number of graduates pursuing advanced study, however, has declined in recent years. In 1981, 14.2 percent of the graduates pur- sued further schooling. This dropped to 13.1 percent in 1982 and to only 9.2 percent in 1983. The figures for those still seeking employment are mixed. The class of 1983 has 6.4 percent in this category, while 8.5 percent of 1982's class and only 1.8 percent of 1981 's class fall in this group. Of course, the members of the class of 1981 have had an ad- ditional year to look for jobs. The placement summary also includes a grab-bag of classifications called Miscellaneous. It includes employment in other areas, traveling, volunteer, part- time, or not seeking em- ployment at this time. Of the class of 1981, 6.2 percent fall somewhere in this group. This rose to 7.0 percent for the next year, and dropped to 4.6 per- cent in 1983. Individual departments met with varying degrees of success in the placement of graduates. The following majors have a placement of 75 percent or better, in the number em- ployed in area of study, for the class of 1983 only: Accounting 79% Actuarial Science 100% Business Administration 76% Computer Science 100% Medical Technology 100% Nursing 85% Operations Research 100% Social Service 75% Sociology 100% The report also includes an individual listing of each member of the class of 1983, including name and vocation. Present students could use this information to see what op- portunities are available to graduates in their respective fields. Evans and the Office of Career Planning and Placement offer a number of services to students of any class. Anyone wishing further information should contact Evans, whose office is on the second floor of the Carnegie Building. Intramural Upda te BASKETBALL RESULTS Women's Intramurals Harriers 45 Kalo II 21 Kalol 44 Harriers Hoop 73 Trojans 49 PHILO 51 FCA Women's Volleyball Session 7 41 APO 14 Kalol 43 FCA Championship Staff 51 FCA 47 PHILO 47 SPO Staff 43 APO 31 Harriers 33 Trojans Floor Play vs. FCA Kalol 31 Kalo II 23 ♦Sessions 7 won by forfeit over Kalo II Gamel 15-8 Trojans 49 PHILO 42 *Hood won bv forfeit over Kalo II Game 2 15-5 Hoop 46 Session 7 31 Congratulations, Floor Play! Trojans PHILO 47 35 Kalol Session 7 41 34 BASKETBALL STANDINGS Staff 64 Philo 53 As of 2/14/84 WINS Hoop 70 Harriers 47 FCA 32 Harriers 23 Hoop 5 Women's RaquetbaD Doubles Trojans 45 Kalo II 4 Staff 4 Kalol 36 PHILO 35 Kalol 4 Teams Hoop 65 FCA 42 Trojans 4 1 . Wenger/Carter Harriers 38 PHILO 36 Session 7 4 2. Detwiler/Bishop Staff 73 Kalol 54 PHILO 3 3. Deardorff/Edwards Session 7 49 Trojans 48 (2 0.T.) Harriers 2 4. Karapandza/Hammell APO 19 Kalo II 12 FCA 1 5. Yuhas/Grissinger APO 1 6. Bennighof/Reider 40 22 41 33 43 LOSSES 2 2 2 4 3 4 3 Schedules may be picked up in the training room. Any woman interested in playing raquetball singles, please contact Sharon Grissinger, ext. 261 Computers cont. from p. 4 look at writing to result from the experiment. Using the word processor "establishes a closer working relationship with the student because it is outside the classroom or office and in a more informal working situtaiton," accor- ding to Markowiz. "Then it is not a matter of a chore, it is a matter of two people trying to work on something together," he ad- ded. Trustees Announce Faculty Promotions At the Board of Trustee meeting held last Saturday, the following professors and ad- ministrators were granted pro- motions: Promotions to Professor — Dr. Philip Billings, Dr. John Heffner, Dr. Leon Markowicz and Dr. James Scott. Promotions to Associate Professor — Dr. Madelyn Albrecht, Dr. Robert Clay, Dr. Donald Dahlberg, Dr. Alan Heffner and Dr. Sidney Pollack. Administration promotions — William Brown to Associate Dean of Ad- missions, Catherine Harkey to Assistant Dean of Admissions , and Deborah Fullam to Assistant Director of Com- puter Center. Three professors were gran- ted tenure. They are: Dr. Donald Dahlberg, chemistry; Dr. Michael Grella, chairman of the elementary education department; and Dr. Alan Heffner, business ad- ministration. Dr. David Lasky was ap- pointed chairman of the psychology department. Dr. Robert Davidon resigned from that position effective May 31, 1984. THE HAIR MASTER STYLING SALON 445 E. MAPLE ST. ANNVILLE, PA. HAIRSTYLING FOR MEN and WOMEN BY APPOINTMENT ONLY! OPEN TUESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY PHONE 867-2822 p. 7 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 23, 1984 photo by Dave Ferruzza Strategy Session — Second-year coach Gordie Foster discusses game plan with varsity player Doug Emmanuel before a recent game. DO WE WORK FOR OUR SALVATION? WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY? "But to him that worketh not, but be- lieveth on Him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness." Romans 4:5 "But to him that worketh not, but be- lieveth on Him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness." Romans 4:5 "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast." Ephesians 2:8-9 "Jesus answered and said unto them, this is the work of God, that ye believe on Him whom he hat sent." John 6:29 North Annville Bible Church Sunday School, 9:00 a.m., Morning Sunday School, 9:00 a.m. Morning Worship, 10:15 a.m. Evening Fellowship, 7:30 p.m. Coach Foster Sets Tone For Men's Basketball by Julie Sealander "I feel you can win every game you go into. Whenever I change that attitude, I'll get out of coaching," said men's basketball coach, Gordon Foster, the man whose deter- mination and positive attitude have brought a season of ex- citing ball play to LVC. The team has had a turn-around and a good season, with the added accomplishment of beating all but one other team in the MAC. No stranger to success, Foster coached for many years at Lykens and Upper Dauphin High Schools, his teams bringing in seventeen league titles and five district cham- pionships. "It got to be kind of stale, knowing we would win the championship every year," he said. "This is a lot more of a challenge." Foster certainly was challenged when he came to LVC two years ago, facing a team with a disappointing record. However, with a com- bination of determination, hard work and some good recruiting, he has turned them into a team to be reckoned with. "There are no secrets," he said. "It's simply hard work on the part of the coaches and players." His unflagging optimism undoubtedly plays a large part in his success also. "My philosophy is that you can win them all. My wife tells me that 'Rome wasn't built in a day,' but I enter every game with the attitude that we can win." Foster has worked for over twenty years as a teacher of world cultures and sociology, which helps him in his coaching. "I feel that a coach is a teacher," he said. He spends time with the players off the court as well as on. "I tell them that 'The coach's door is always open.' I've spent a lot of time with the players one on one, discussing personal and academic problems. I feel that the team works much better as a group now, which is important." Foster's experience as a world cultures teacher is reflected in his innovative future plans for the team. May 1985 has been tentatively set as the date for the team's two week tour of Europe. They will travel to several countries, playing various club teams along the way. Foster sees this as a good recruiting technique, as well as a "cultural experien- ce" for the players. His own interests lie along the same lines. Every year for the past several, he has led a group of students and adults on a trip to a foreign country. "We've been to Europe ten times, Latin America, Australia, and this year we hope to spend two weeks in Norway, Sweden and Den- mark." Foster's other interests in- clude reading, swimming, music ("all kinds") and baseball, which he played for four years on the varsity team at Elizabethtown College. Even so, "My first loves are teaching and basketball." Foster seems to have in- tegrated the two in a successful style of coaching that has brought a spirit of unity to the team he works with. Men's Basketball Team Tough on Home Court by Tracy Wenger With an overall home record of 7-3 and an MAC record of 5-6, LVC basketball coach Gordon Foster states that he is "pleased with the team, which proved that we're a good ball club by having a good season and a record to back it up." Key wins for the team came against Muhlenberg, Get- tysburg, Moravian and Elizabethtown. Following the squeaking victory over Elizabethtown, the Dutchmen lost three consecutive games. On February 8, the team lost to Muhlenberg 85-67. Pat Zlogar led the team in scoring with 16 points, while Steve Whitman grabbed 6 rebounds, Association of MBA Executives, Inc. TEST YOURSELF. Can you manage your time productively? Work 2-4 hrs/wk consistently? Are you success-oriented? SEIf-motivated? Market- ing position available on campus. 1-800-243-6679. and Fred Siebecker had three steals. Albrigt handed the Dutch- men a loss, 103-90, on February 14. Zlogar again led the team with 30 points as Bert Kreigh pulled down seven boards. On February 13, the team traveled to Susquehanna to be defeated soundly, 95-73. Kreigh netted 25 points and pulled down eight rebounds, while Siebecker contributed four assists and three steals. An important victory boosted LVC's spirits when the Dutchmen beat Gettysburg at home on February 15. In the 83-79 game, Siebecker scored 20 points and had four steals. Whitman added nine rebounds and Zlogar had an impressive ten assists. The team lost to F&M in the closing game of the season, 98- 87. Senior Bobby Johnston led scoring with 24 points. Kreigh rebounded eight times and Zlogar tallied nine assists. "In the games that could have gone either way, our ball club pushed forward to win — doing a fine job all the time," says Coach Foster. Foster says that there were a lot a pluses throughout the season, including good recruiting, exciting games, and the "fantastic work" of Co- captains Johnston and Siebecker. Other high points were revealed in Kreigh 's overall statistics. He netted a total of 450 points, with a 19.6 per game average. He pulled down 202 rebounds, blocked 47 shots, and had 45 steals. Also, he maintained a .475 shooting percentage. Siebecker, who shot .521 from the field, contributed a team-high 63 steals and also tallied 65 assists. Zlogar led the team with an impressive 149 assists, while Johnston shot well (.479) from the field. Whitman followed Kreigh in rebounds with 150 and blocked shots with 15. Doug Emanuel shot .542 from the field, while Jim Deer led the team from the foul line, shooting .825. Perhaps the best part of the season is that 15 out of 17 players will return next year to spur the Dutchmen on to an even better season. p. 8 THE QUAD Thursday, Feb. 23, 1984 Women's B-ball Ends Good Year Tonight at Home photo by Dave Ferruzza Making the Right Moves— Freshman Glenn Kaiser waits for the best moment to put a move on his opponent as the official watches closely. Valley Wrestlers With 1 1 Wins, 6 The Dutchmen wrestling team split the closing matches of the season, as they defeated Albright and Haverford, while losing to Gettysburg. On February 8, the team trounced Albright, 54-6, in a decisive victory in Lynch Gymnasium. Again at home on February 11, the LVC team, under Coach Jerry Petrofes, lost to Gettysburg by a disappointing 32-15 score. In the same match, LVC nailed Haverford, 45-10, and accep- ted a forfeit win over Upsala. Sophomore Rich Kichman from Lebanon, PA, runner-up in the MAC Champoinships last year, placed third in this year's tourney on February 17 and 18. Kichman, who wrestled at 167, had some points called back which could Finish Losses have been critical to the out- come of his match. In addition to Kichman, junior co-captain Dave Jones, senior co-captain Wayne Meyer, junior Scot Cousin, and freshmen Glenn Kaiser and Jeff Sitler each recorded good seasons which pushed the Dutchmen to their overall record of 11 wins and six losses. CAMPBELLTOWN BEVERAGE ROUTE 322, CAMPBELLTOWN CALL 838-2462 By The Case OPEN: 9 AM to 9 PM IMPORTED ft DOMESTIC BEER KEGS & TAPS Sodas & Snacks PREGNANT? need help? Pregnancy Testing Confidential Counseling Abortion Birth Control Gynecological Services ALLENTOWN WOMEN'S CENTER 215-264-5657 by Jamie Auman Four months ago, ten Lebanon Valley College women gathered on a basket- ball court and began prac- ticing toward a goal — the Middle Atlantic Conference playoffs. Now after eighteen games, that goal, due to a 65- 53 loss to Dickinson, has been put on the back burner, at least for this year. The quest for the goal began Nov. 29, against Franklin and Marshall. The game, although a loss, exten- ded to overtime play. The team went on to win three of their next five games, and closed out the fall semester with a loss to Messiah on Dec. 10. During the month of January, the Dutchgals won three of their five games, beating York, Johns Hopkins and Franklin and Marshall respectively. For the Dutchgals and coach James Smith, February started out on a bright note, but went downhill from then on. The 64-62 overtime victory against Muhlenberg sent the team's overall record to 8-5 and in league play, 3-2. After the win at Muhlenberg, the Dutchgals fell into a five game losing streak before the impor- tant game at Dickinson. The losing streak cost the team a very important commodity — confidence. "You sense that something might go wrong, and it usually does. Winning builds confidence," said Smith. Smith. Finally, on Feb. 18, the Dutchgals traveled to Dickin- We've got it — ESPRIT THE SWEATER MILL Foursquare Outlet 755 Heisters Lane Reading, PA 19605 (215) 921-2966 son. The team went into the game hoping to earn a berth in the Middle Atlantic playoffs and snap their losing streak. At the end of the first half, Dickinson led 35-24, opening up the fast break to beat the pressuring Dutchgals, 65-53. Not only did the Dutchgals lose a chance at the MAC playoffs, they lost Freshman Penny Hamilton with a chip- ped bone. Smith reflects on the season with a positive and pleased note. "It was our best season; I am pleased very much." When asked about his most outstanding game, Smith recalls the 80-72 loss to Get- tysburg. "The team played well against a nationally ranked team. The loss made us 5-5." Smith also mentions the 94-68 loss to Susquehanna as a memorable game even though it was a loss. As far as position changes for next year goes, Smith wan- ts to obtain a center about 5- 10, forward and guard to round out the team. He reasons that "the league is get- ting better." Smith is also hoping to change the three guard offense to a two guard offense. The other change that the team can expect for next year is respect. "The other teams will look forward to playing us; they will no longer take us for a dance," ex- plained Smith. Goal for next year, accor- ding to Smith? The MAC playoffs, of course. FREE GAS Share a ride with three friends to Sera-Tec and we will pay for the gas. CALL 232-1901 For an appointment and additional mlormation SERA-TEC BIOLOGICALS 260 REILY ST., HARRISBURG WE ARE OPEN: Monday-Friday 8 00 AM-630 PM r — THE QUAD LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE When A.L. Peterson Talks. March 8, 1984 Volume 8, Number 9 Annville, PA 17003 seep. 5 College A t tacks A ttrition by Julie Sealander The attrition rate for the 1983-84 school year is not significantly higher than it has been in recent years. Although LVC lost fifty-nine students from last semester, the at- trition rate falls well below the national average, and rates lower than many similar schools in the area, according to Dean of Students George Marquette, who recently com- pleted an indepth, ten-year study on LVC's attrition rate. There are many reasons that a student leaves school (other than graduation), ranging from academic to social to personal. Most often cited are academic reasons. From 1971 to 1982, the percentage of transfer students for academic reasons jumped from 32 per- cent to 58 percent. Marquette sees this as partially resulting from increased demand by students for specialized majors that LVC does not offer, such as engineering. However, LVC has made many efforts to halt the at- trition rate. The "academic early alert," a new system whereby a student who is having academic difficulty, brings such students to the at- tention of Marquette, the professor and the student's advisor. A conference is then scheduled between the four. Another program, a one- credit Reading and Study skills course, developed to help students avoid academic dif- ficulty, helps students with the basics, and is in its third suc- cessful year. Dean of Admissions Gregory Stanson says a sum- mer course taken after high school graduation also helps beginning freshmen. The op- tion of taking a twelve credit course-load is also offered to first semester students. An affiliation with Thomas Jefferson Hospital, a recent addition to the curriculum, has resulted in an increased number of LVC students in the allied health field, par- ticularly drawing students in physical and occupational therapy. Marquette says he plans to publish his results in the near future, adding "The highest attrition rate we ever had was in 1975, and we have gone down since then." Stanson said, "As long as we continue to change and meet the needs of the students, we will not have a problem. A college must have that com- mittment that every student who enrolls will graduate. Here at LVC I believe that we do." Suspended Animation — Freshman Dave Filbert jumps for joy at the prospect of Springtime on campus. photo by DaveFerruzza Library: A Shut and Open Case Hosteller J by Amy Hosteller On Feb. 28, from 5 to 7 p.m., Gossard Memorial Library was closed: lights tur- ned off, books unavailable to researching students, com- puter room closed, a quiet Place to study shut down. The library was closed those [wo short hours due to a 'misunderstanding over financial aid," said William E. Hough III, head librarian. Hough said two of his student workers on Work/Study, who work 10-12 hours/week, ex- ceeded their alloted amount by m ore than $100. Christine Koterba, director of financial ai d, informed Hough on Feb. ^ 8 that those students could no longer work. Hough said the library depends on student workers and that there are 30 hours when only students staff the library. Each year, Hough requests his student staff, which included five students at 10-12 hours/week for this year. "I never had any problem," he said. "I always got my students... but, last year, with the changes in financial aid, the library was caught. This year, I was limited in the num- ber of students. I scheduled the first semester on the basis that somehow, we'd get the staffing." According to Hough, he scheduled in "good faith." He said, "Since I was operating the library on a long-term agreement of five students working 10-12 hours a week, I had no option but to close it." Since Hough joined the staff in 1970, he has increased the library hours from 69 hours/week to 90 hours/week, which is more than the 80 hours/week necessary for ac- crediting standards, according to Dean of Faculty Richard Reed. Although the hours in- creased, the number of pro- fessional staff and secretarial staff has decreased with the added number of student workers. After he received the notice from Koterba, Hough discussed the situation with Reed. Reed gave the per- mission to close the library from 5 to 7 p.m. every day, while Hough continued to ex- plore other options. "I expected there would be a lot of unhappiness," Hough commented. "I myself was unhappy and upset with the situation." A student discovered the closed library the same day, and, said Hough, spoke to the "first two people out of the Administration Building, who happened to be Dr. Peterson and Mr. Rutherford," president of LVC and chair- man of the Board of Trustees, respectively. The student questionned the closing of the library, and Peterson and Rutherford responded by calling Reed. Reed called Hough, and the library was reopened. "I agreed to open it while we ex- plored ways of remedying the student-help situation so we would have enough to keep it open," said Hough. In the meanwhile, the library staff has worked the 5 to 7 shift and student worker schedules have been changed to "fill in the holes," Hough said. Hough and Koterba worked together to re-evaluate the library student staff's finan- cial aid packages, and Koterba see Library, p. 4 p. 2 THE QUADThursday, March 8, 1984 Letters to the Editor Politics Dear Editor: 'The Right Stuff" used to be one of the major reasons I even picked up your newspaper. Yet, this column has, in the last two issues, given me reason to give up The Quad altogether. In the first issue of the semester, Mr. Johansson en- dorsed George McGovern for the Presidency of the United States. How can any serious human being actually support a man who promised $1000 to every man, woman, and child in the country in 1972, and yet promises to decrease the federal deficit in 1984. In your latest issue, Mr. Johansson implied that people who watch Dr. Who or Star Trek are socially unaware. (I confirmed this in conversation with him on the evening of Feb. 23). Now, I watch both of these shows, and the fact that I am writing this belies his contention. I will be the first to admit to avoiding civil disobedience for the piddling concerns of Mr. Johansson, but letters of complaint are quite sufficient for such mat- ters. Save civil disobedience for real problems. Pete Johansson's forte is humor. Let (or keep) him at what he does best; he does not handle serious matters well. Sincerely, Leland Steinke Pledging Dear Editor: I would like to comment on something I have always known existed, but which I just recently experienced: the syndrome of "I'm ok; you're not." If this statement were to be stated more clearly, it would read: "I'm not ok; you are. Therefore, I have to in- timidate you and make you look bad in order to make Editorial — by Amy Hostetler Recruiting Starts at Home In a sense, each of us is a Founder. Every day, we con- tribute to the quality and reality of Lebanon Valley College. Sometimes, however, that quality of education is overlooked, not only by prospective students, but by ourselves. How can we expect LVC to attract students if we ourselves are not? No one on this campus can relax if LVC is to survive and prosper. Everyone in the college community, from president to professor, from staff to students, must cooperate in the revitalized recruiting/retaining effort if it is to succeed. No one can rest on his laurels. Some professors spend hours helping students, acting as mentors in both academic and personal matters; we must recognize and support their ef- forts. Some professors spend their free time on campus, meeting with students; we must emphasize and demonstrate the individual attention a student receives at LVC. Some students bring recognition and honors to the college through individual projects; we must praise them. Some departments perform a vital role in a student's liberal arts education; we must not allow them to stultify. Some offices and staff mem- bers continue to show their support throughout a student's entire collegiate career; we must encourage them. Some ad- ministrative offices show varying degrees of bad manners and unconcern about the college's image; we must change their at- titudes. No one can say, "It's not time to push the panic button." Perhaps not "panic," but certainly "full alert." Every mem- ber of the LVC community, friends and alumni included, must be continually aware of the synergistic role he plays in the multi-colored mosaic called Lebanon Valley College. The cafeteria worker who sees a prospective student uncertain of the "laws of the line," the staff member answering a student's questions about financial aid, the complaining student at lunch who wants to go to graduate school, the professor helping a student with difficulties — all must be on "full alert," aware of the quality of service they give and receive. Many departments are well-known for their committment to excellence in education. Others, some growing, some stagnant, thrive on mediocrity. What all of us — not just ad- ministrators, faculty or students alone — must do is raise the quality of those departments and their students to the level of the others and recognize accomplishments of departments and students alike. There's an old saying, "In order for others to like you, you must first learn to like yourself." LVC must learn to like it- self. Only then will we attract students with that special "Valley" quality. jfeRight stuff- ioi Ways to Pay That's what it's going to cost to come back to Lebanon Valley College next year. Gosharoo, little buckos, that's a lot of eggplant. Wherever will it come from? Relax. Uncle Pete has a few ideas. $8760. Let's see... Holding down more than two jobs for the summer is out of the question, unless you've discovered something in Chemistry Lab that the Food and Drug Administration would like to know about. Two jobs might do it, but finding one is hard enough. Besides, who wants to spend a summer that way? One nifty way to pay for college is armed robbery. No, I'm not condoning violence, but it is an alternative that must be considered. Two things could happen. One, you could get away with it, in which case you would pay for your tuition in tens and twenties. Or, two, you could get caught, in which case the government is required to provide inmates with educational opportunities free of charge. The key here is that you must be armed; if you get paroled, you really blow it from both ends of the deal. Another method is to blackmail someone. This can be dif- ficult, because you must choose someone with lots of money that you know something embarassing about. One way to do this is to get a job in a cheap motel and take pictures of anyone named "Smith" who walks in. If you're lucky, this in itself would be enough; you shouldn't have to actually catch them in the act (although that might be good for a laugh), just a photo of that person with someone other than his wife in a myself look good." This at- titude is evident in all walks of life, but especially evident in Julie's Gormand Corner b y Julie GunsHenan | J ' g Q f| j | j jQ(j £y Are you one of those unfor- Think chili. This recipe is so tunate persons who has to eat, easy that you can make it in now and then, in order to con- y° ur not P ot - tinue breathing? Do you get so HOT POT CHILI busy that you forget to go to Combine: lunch, or have to skip dinner to attend all your meetings? Do you find yourself starving at bizarre hours, when the caf is not open? How do you feed yourself? Peanut butter and 1 can Armour Chili 1 tomato, chopped 1 1 Vi " cube of your favorite cheese, cut into small pieces Heat until cheese melts and jelly does not satisfy a hungry ser ve with Fritos and more stomach, at least not mine, cheese. Taco sauce can be ad- The next time you reach for ded, for those of you who like your Skippy, think again, it hot. all pledging activities of most fraternities and sororities on most college campuses. As a pledge, one is put-down and made to look like a clown (among other things), simply to prove his/her worth to the brothers/sisters. Then this pledge, as a brother/sister, treats other pledges in the exact same way. Where is the logic in this? I am really not looking forward to seeing the world a few years down the line if our colleges' fraternities and sororities are turning out people with these kinds of at- titudes. I will be more than willing to entertain any thoughts or opposing points of view in this matter. Sincerely, Diane Detwiler motel lobby ought to do the trick. Dear me, I seem to be stuck on things illegal. How about this: write an unauthorized biography of someone. This has been proven as a quick way to get a lot of bucks. I suggest the following oeople: Mr. T Ronald Reagan Any member of the Royal Family Arthur Peterson (maybe this isn't such a hot idea) James Watt Eddie Murphy Alan Cranston (this might not sell too well, either) Don King Elmer Fudd All entries must be paperbacks not more than 150 pages in length, have lots of nice pictures, and have been written in no more than five days. Finally, you can set a world record. Then you will go on all the talk shows and be paid many dollars. Records you might break: Eat more anchovies than anyone else. Sing in the shower longer than anyone else. Make more mudpies than anyone else. Eat them. Sit in a room with hamsters and accountants longer than anyone else. Hold a fork longer than anyone else. Most of these attempts don't require too much effort, so you should be on your way to fame and fortune in no time. So good luck with these ideas and keep those cards and let- ters coming! THE QUAD Amy Hostetler Managing Editor David Frye Layout Editor Tracy Wenger Sports Editor Peter Johansson Features Editor Dave Ferruzza Photography Editor Bob Fager Advertising Manager Lisa Meyer Business Manager Staff: Jamie Aumen, Joe Bonacquisti, Diana Carey, Lorraine Englert, Julie Gunshenan, Melissa Horst, Scott Kirk, Maria Montesano, Gloria Pochekailo, Kathryn Rolston, and Julie Sealander. Dr. Arthur Ford Advisor p. 3 THE QUAD Thursday, March 8, 1984 Recruiting Update m%r ial - Tuesday's 11th Hour What occupies vour time everv TumHo,, n.™ n — u ~e *\ *i * L ? ... • What occupies your time every Tuesday at 11:00 a m f Catching up on needed sleep, reading The New York Times doing homework, or attending the current "LVC Presen- ts...?" Chances are you do anything but the last choice This is a sad state of affairs. What is the solution? Merely mandatory attendance of religious services led only to people sleeping in Miller Chapel and squared poorly with this college's secularized "church affiliation." At present, a spif- fy logo and month-long topics hold the college community's interest sporadically at best. So the solution could be to combine these two old solutions in a meaningful, rewarding, and compulsory way. Let's require two credits of College Colloquium for graduation from Lebanon Valley College. This is the plan for the course. Each semester will offer four three- week segments on the following general topics: Current National Issues, Current World Issues, Current Scientific Advances, and Current Artistic Advances. Every student must attend all of the lectures in one segment of his choosing, such that all four segments are covered twice in his four-year career. In addition, each student must attend at least one lecture in each of the other segments each semester, for a total of six lectures per semester out of the twelve offered. Of course, students may attend more frequently; this is the minimum. So much for the attendance; here is the value and meaning in the program. Each student must write an essay evaluating the three lectures in the chosen segment and submit it to a designated professor. Given our ten-to-one student-faculty ratio, each professor will have ten essays per semester to grade on a pass/fail basis, awarding one-quarter credit (two credits over four years). These essays will help students to practice evaluating critically the complex problems facing us in society today. The program, as a whole, works toward achieving some of the goals in the college's Statement of Purpose, as well as rejuvenating the Chapel-Convocation a.k.a. "LVC Presen- ts..." series. After the lecture each Tuesday, students, professors, and administrators could discuss the topics raised, while enjoying a sit-down luncheon in the dining hall. The lectures would serve as a hotbed for intellectual and communal growth. What old problems need are new ideas for new solutions. Let's give this one a try. The Vinyl Verdict — by Diana Carey Dan Fogelberg, long known for his over-embellished sen timentality, is finally beginning to open up to a wider range of expression on his latest album, Windows and Walls. While some of today's computerized music is too imper- sonal to relate to, Fogelberg sometimes has the opposite problem of being too sentimental to be believable. With his sweet, folk-type voice, Fogelberg has always had a tendency to create songs that drip with emotion. In addition, he delights in a smooth, over-produced sound, complete with elaborate orchestration. On Windows and Walls, however, he shows some discretion and lets more of his real talent shine through. Lyrically, Fogelberg is at his best with specific examples of reality rather than high-flown emotions. On the title track he expresses the boredom and confinement of an aging widow. The plodding beat illustrates the slow passage of time in her quiet, empty house. In "Loving Cup," to demonstrate the ironies of love, he effectively uses the image of wives waiting up for husbands they know won't come home. Nevertheless, Fogelberg has a little trouble getting the per- ceptive lyrics and fresh melodies together in the same song. "The Language of Love," the single, captures listeners with its sharp, clean melody and strong beat, but the lyrics are forgettable. "Gone Too Far" suffers from the same malady. The predictable lyrics make it just another "we're destroying the earth" song. The topic is valid, but it lacks concrete Letter to the Editor — Fogelberg Succeeds w/o Sentimentality examples to move the listener. Musically, however, he suc- ceeds in imparting a refreshing anger. His voice loses most of its artificial, sugar-sweet quality to express real emotion. Two fuzz guitars lash out against each other in the opening, but the song ends with empty, synthesized wind, perfectly illustrating what the lyrics fail to say. The album finally comes together lyrically and musically in "Tucson, Arizona (Gazette)." It paints a vivid picture of a young man trapped in a menial job, supporting his family af- ter the death of his alcoholic father. The lyrics reflect his feelings of isolation: "Tony keeps his Chevy Like a virgin locked in his garage He brings it out at midnight And cruises down the empty boulevards. " By the end of the song, his frustration drives him to murder and suicide, leaving the neighbors to wonder what happened. All this is complimented by a quietly dramatic Spanish melody executed on classical guitar. The strings are not too obtrusive, and a synthesizer adds eerie notes as the climax ap- proaches. The sound of a curious crowd at the end gives the song an almost visual effect. With songs like this, Fogelberg proves he has the ability to write something more than pop ballads. If he makes the ef- fort, he can have more than commercial success. He can have artistic success as well. Humor vs. Politics Dear Editor: Several political comments Published in The Quad in the last two issues warrant an alternative viewpoint. The comments directed against President Reagan and compliments toward the likes °f George McGovern and Ted Kennedy have been simply jjisproven by the realities of ufe in our times and the ^ e agan Administration's record of accomplishment for trie good of the nation as a w hole. America is back and standing tall. ..thanks to Resident Reagan. O n the subject of civil disobediance, it would appear that today's students are not so much apathetic as they are sensible. Today's student with a complaint is more inclined to approach change through more effective, conventional means. Until recently, Mr. Johan- sspn's column was a subject of humor, and this has been its appeal to the student body. May I suggest that he stick to humor and stay away from the subject of politics. If this is not suitable, I suggest giving equal column space to the con- servative viewpoint, and/or change the name of the column to "The LEFT Stuff." Sincerely, Mark Scott, Chairman, Lebanon Valley College Republicans Editorial Response: Mr. Scott astutely sees the need to offer an "alternative viewpoint" to the admittedly liberal assessments of The Quad's editors. We thank him for his desire to debate. We cannot, on the basis of broad generalizations of reality, glibly judge the worth 1 of anyone, be he Reagan or Kennedy. It may be that "America is back and stan- ding tall, " but we need to ask ourselves, "Upon whose backs is she standing... thanks to President Reagan ? ' ' To imply that the prac- titioner of civil disobedience is not "sensible" terribly insults the great moral leaders of history. Jesus, Martin Luther, Mahatma Gandhi, and Martin Luther King Jr., for example, provided the most profound insights into the human spirit through non-violent revolution. For normal redress of grievances, petition is suf- ficient. Sometimes, however, great change requires altering or abolishing the established powers. This is our greatest freedom and gravest respon- sibility. "The Right Stuff" has never been limited to humor. Mr. Johansson has free rein to range over topics of his own choosing. by Maria Montesano The LVC Admissions Office has not made any "dramatic" changes in recruiting strategies due to the $1000 increase in tuition, although some strategies will be tightened up, according to William J. Brown Jr., associate dean of ad- missions of LVC. The tuition increase will not affect incoming students as much as current students since LVC's costs are equivalent or lower to other private schools of its size. Brown said in- coming students are com- paring LVC's $8760 to schools costing as much as $9500 and up. LVC will help incoming students, he added, by an in- crease in the amount of funds available from financial aid. The admissions office plans to change marketing and ad- vertising strategies. An adver- tising campaign was recently altered to include some bigger publications in such places as Washington, D.C., Baltimore, New York and Hartford, Conn. The addition of a new ad- missions counselor, Wendy Willard, will allow counselors to visit more high schools of- fering more recruiting programs, according to Brown. Willard has started a newsletter for accepted students to stay in touch with the college. The monthly letter includes highlights of college activities, LVC sports and deadlines for financial aid so the students can get a feel for college life before they begin next semester. The letter invites students to these activities and other opportunities LVC of- fers, such as the chance to spend a day and/or night on campus in the Mission: Hospitable program. The staff will increase their recruiting area as much as possible, according to Brown. However, the staff will recruit more heavily in its current recruiting areas, which include New York, Connecticut, New Jersey and western Pen- nsylvania, the admissions "triangle." With all these changes, ad- missions requirements will not be lowered but "tightened up." Brown said LVC never had cut-off points for grade point averages of SAT scores. Instead, he said, the college prefers to look at applicants on a more personal level, em- phasizing high school records. In fact, Brown stressed, a monthly report by the Ad- missions Office showed a rejection rate higher than in past years. p. 4 THE QUAD Thursday, March 8, 1984 Biology Department to Receive Electron Microscopes by Lisa Meyer A 15-year dream has finally come true for the biology department. Thanks to a $136,000 grant from the Whitaker Foundation, the department can now purchase two electron microscopes, said Dr. Allan Wolfe, biology professor and technical ad- visor for the proposal. They hope to receive at least part of the equipment by May, Wolfe said. He expects to spend the summer preparing for full-scale operation in Fall 1984. The department plans to buy both a transmission and a scanning electon microscope. The transmission microscope works on the same principle as an ordinary light microscope, Wolfe explained, transmitting electrons through an extremely thin specimen. Areas of greater penetration are recorded as light patches, while areas of less penetration appear as dark patches. Its ad- vantage is good magnification of a small specimen. A scanning microscope, however, provides a good sur- face view. Electrons bounce off a specimen coated with a heavy metal and the angle at which they bounce is recorded. This type of microscope allows for greater depth perception. Plans also include an in- strument called a microtome, a "machine which produces slices needed for the tran- smission microscope." It can cut a one inch specimen into 254,000 slices 1000 angstroms thick. Wolfe called it a "miscon- ception" to think of the elec- tron microscope as "com- plicated and requiring special training. The (specimen) preparation is what required special training and practice." The transmission scope requires training to use the ultramicrotome and is, therefore, more difficult to use. The microscopes will affect teaching since "it will give students a chance to see things that they previously could only look at in pictures in books," Wolfe said, adding, "It will also give students a chance to learn another lab skill." Until now, students had to go to Hershey Medical Center to see an electron microscope and could get no hands-on ex- perience. He also expects the science departments to work together more. 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The equipment could also be used for independent study projects. According to Wolfe, many students in the last ten years could have furthered their research if they had had access to an electron microscope. Electron microscopes are invaluable to the department's faculty research. "We in the biology department feel it is important for faculty to keep up with current information. The best way to do that is to do research," Wolfe said. He added that having the microscopes on campus will make it easier for several professors to collaborate on projects. Community programs will also take advantage of the equipment. The department hopes to involve high school students through the Youth Scholars program and to hold workshops for high school teachers. Even elementary school students could be in- troduced to electron microscope techniques. Other possibilities include adult education programs and in- dustrial demonstrations. Wolfe emphasized that these are only suggestions for the future. No actual plans are currently in the works. The biology department and the development office worked together in writing the proposal which was submitted to the Whitaker Foundation. cont. from p. 1 has increased the Work/Study of four students to solve the problem. "It's enough," commented Hough. "Not much, but at this time, it's enough to see us through the semester. What Koterba did now will solve all the problems for staffing the library." Reed said he and Hough "thought the problem was headed off" last semester. He stressed that Hough was "operating in good faith." "We do very well in having our library open," Reed said, Library adding that most universities have their libraries open 100 hours/ week. "The dinner time may be a time to have it open," he said, calling it a "balancing act" between cost and service. "Thanks to Hough, his staff and Koterba, and the co- operation involved, we were able to solve the problem. 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Getz laments the loss of time for Spring Break this year. "When we had the oppor- tunity, as we had in recent years, to have rest and relaxation at the beginning of Spring Break, this was a tur- ning point." Nevertheless, he is very optimistic about the success of this tour. Getz gives much credit to Robert Unger, director of alumni services and business manager for concert choir. "Having this kind of assistan- ce is one of the most important factors. We jointly devise a general itinerary. He locates most of the areas, takes care of details and all arrangements with the sponsor." Freed from many of the outside concerns connected with tour, Getz can concentrate on choir training. As for choir members them- selves, Getz says, "They always take a great deal of responsibility." Students form various committees which are responsible for a partcular function while on tour. Junior Jim Hollister, student business manager, oversees these ac- tivities. Other officers of Con- cert Choir include Holly Hanawalt, president, and Jill Herman, secretary. "We sing mainly sacred music (on tour) because our concerts are given within chur- Co-ed Volleyball Tournament Results Winner's Bracket Renegades Todd Burkhardt The Stars Trisha Whiteman Dept. X Team USA Chris Enck Misfits High Five JeffWieboldt Dave Baldwin Terry Gusler Loser's Bracket Renegades Whiteman Dept. X Misfits Wieboldt Gusler Burkhardt The Stars Team USA Christ Enck High Five > > Burkhardt Team USA (bye) Burkhardt High Five Burkhardt Team USA > Team USA > Team USA >High Five Burkhardt * (winner of losers) Renegades Dept. X Wieboldt The Stars Chris Enck Baldwin Dept. X Enck > Enck The Stars > The Stars High Five > The Stars Burkhardt > ch sanctuary," says Getz, promising "much lighter fare" for the LV Spring Arts Festival, April 27-29. Versatility plays a major role in the repertoire. Not only is there a vast range of dif- ferent types of music perfor- med by the group but the languages they sing include Latin, German, and Spanish as well as English. Concert Choir is an "all college function open to any qualified student of the college," says Getz. He sees the choir as a "means of bringing the college before the public in a wider and wider aspect." People who host students while the choir is on tour often write to compliment the student and the group. This public response is part of the reward of going on tour. CLASSIFIED EARN $80 per month. Donate plasma at Sera-Tec Biologicals, 260 Reily Street, Harrisburg. Open 8:00 AM to 6:30 PM Mon.— Fri. 232-1901 CLASSIFIED DOES GOD REALLY CONDEMN PEOPLE TO HELL? WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY? "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not His son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through Him might be saved. He that believeth on Him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God." John 3:16-18 North Annville Bible Church Sunday School 9:00 a.m. Morning Worship 10:15 a.m. Evening Fellowship 7:30 p.m. FLOWER y SHOPS Remember Royer 's forFLOWERS for the SPRING DINNER DANCE 810 S. 12th St., Lebanon 273-2683 131 N. Railroad St., Palmyra 838-6333 7 THE QUAD Thursday, March 8, 1984 Sorrentino Pleads: Return Equipment Photo by Dave Ferruzza Cool Evening— Delphian sisters and pledges light a small fire against the elements at the cool conclusion to a recent warm day. by Tracy Wenger Athletic director Lou Sorrentino has expressed two concerns with the use and return of LVC issue equip- ment, uniforms, and practice sweats. "The equipment, and especially the LVC issue sweats, should be used or worn at varsity practice and games," says Sorrentino. "The clothes are not issued to be used in intramurals or to be worn to class." Sorrentino's second concern is that athletes are not respon- sibly returning equipment and clothes at the end of their respective seasons. "We don't have enough sweats for the spring sports teams because people from the fall sports are still holding them," says Sorrentino. Because of this problem, Sorrentino says that over $1,000 worth of bills will be sent to student athletes within weeks. "It's not that we want to punish the athletes," says Sorrentino. "But we want our equipment back. It's im- possible to build up a supply of clothing and equipment when athletes don't return it." He added that athletes will not get school checks, grades, transcripts, or placement until they have paid their bills. "We would much rather have the equipment than the money," says Sorrentino, "because with rising costs, this $1,000 worth of bills will not nearly replace the equipment that was not returned." Intramural Update sports shorts Women's Intramural Racquetball Standings Men's Intramural Basketball Standings W L Karapandza/Hammell 3 Bennighof/Reider 2 1 Grissinger/Yuhas 1 1 Detwiler/Bishop 1 1 Wenger/Carter 2 Edwards/Deardorff 2 • BEER BALLS BLOCK ICE • CUPS SNACKS • TAP AVAILABLE HOURS Monday through Thursday Friday and Saturday Open All Holidays 10 am to 9 pm 10 am to 11 pm 9 am to a pm Located in The Palmyra Shopping center 838-6787 W L Hoop 9 Staff 6 2 Trojans 6 2 Session 7 6 3 KALOI 5 4 Philo 4 5 Harriers 3 4 FCA 2 6 APO 1 7 Standings as of 3/1 Playoffs for the top six teams will be on 3/13/84. cont. from p. 8 who has little lacrosse ex- perience, has worked hard and improved tremendously, ac- cording to Tierney. She will start at attack wing. The women open their season with a scrimmage against Elizabethtown on March 15 at home. On march 29, they face Dickinson College, also at home. TRACK— After working indoors all winter, the men's track team is now ready to begin its outdoor season, under Coach Kent Reed. "We should be strong in the sprints and distances," says Coach Reed, "but the hurdle and field events remain questionable." He looks to tn- captains Lyle Trumbull, Chris Jasman, and Kenny McKellar to lead the squad. Reed will also expect a lot from freshmen John Hibsh- man (distance), Jim Reilly Jim Dandy's 27 East Main Street • Annville, PA 17003 PIZZA SANDWICHES BEVERAGES Hours Daily — 1 1 :00-1 1 :00 PM Call for Carry-Out Orders 867-2457 Free Delivery After 6:00 PM (middle distance), Collins Miles (sprints/relays), and Kevin Schmidt (discus). The Dutchmen's toughest meets will be Franklin and Marshall, Widener, the Messiah Invitational, and the Western Maryland Relays. "The indoor season was en- couraging," says Reed, "ex- cept we had several athletes who did not participate in win- ter." Hibshman set a new LVC record in the 800 meter run at Dickinson with a time of 2:02.52. In the MAC Meet, McKellar also set a new LVC record in the 60 yard dash qualifying heats with a time of 6.28 seconds. He went on to place second in that event, while Miles placed sixth with a time of 6.62. McKellar also placed second in the 300 yard dash with a time of 33.29 seconds. Miles again followed, placing with a time of 35.3. Bob Rosenberger placed first in the shotput event with a "good effort" of 43 '10 3 / 4 ". In distance events, Hibsh- man ran a 2:20 minute 1000 yard run to place fourth, while Trumbull secured fifth place in the mile with a time of 4:28. The four-lap relay team of Reilly, Miles, McKellar, and Bob Rogers placed fifth with a time of 1:18.6 minutes. The two-mile relay team of Hib- shman, Reilly, Jasman, and Trumbull also placed with a time of 2:16.1. The men open their season at the Towson Invitational on March 24, while their first home meet is against Dickin- son on Mar. 31. I JL p. 8 THE QUAD Thursday, March 8, 1984 Spring Sports Shorts by Jamie Aumen and Tracy Wenger TENNIS — The men's tennis team will compete this year as a club under the direction of Curt Keene. Returning starters in- clude Tony Myers, Rich Brightenstein, Joe Lamberto, and Keene. Dave Miller, a freshman, is expected to add depth to the team. The team is presently looking for an adult advisor to accompany the team to four away matches. Any interested faculty or staff members should contact Curt Keene. BASEBALL— With a little luck it will all work out, as the old saying goes. Coming off last year's 3- 17 record, Coach Ned Smith believes that things will work out for the Valley baseball team. "We have a chance to win a lot of games if we just have luck, something we haven't had for a few years," he said. The team, which Smith con- siders the best yet, although small in numbers, consists of Bob Johnston, John Parsons, Vaughn Robins, John Feaster, John Kiefel, Dave Williams, Rich Bradley, Bob Faker, Jeff Givers, Gary and Jeff Zim- merman, Ed Smith, Jim Dare, Mark Sutovich and Tom Cowhley. The first game of the season is March 21 against Swarth- more at home. SOFTBALL— Spring is a time for new things and Lebanon Valley College is no different. The college is adding softball to the women's intercollegiate sports calendar. The team of captains Lori Kratzer and Kathy Rolston and players Dicksie Boehler, Denise Mastovich, Janet Brown, Jennifer Ross, Terry Eastwood, Sue Walder, Steph Smith, Penny Hamilton, Beth Anderson, Sue Cuddback, Betsy Spacek, Deb Green, Lisa Miele, and Kori Kaas started practice two weeks ago. Although the team will be listed as intercollegiate, they will play an independent schedule this year and enter Middle Atlantic Conference play next year. The team's first game of the season is a doubleheader, March 26, at Susquehanna. "It's going to be an in- teresting, fun year for the girls," states coach Gordon Foster. GOLF — "We started to improve last year and will hopefully con- tinue that trend this year," says Coach Gerald Petrofes of the LVC golf team. Recording ten winning seasons in the decade of the seventies, the squad has had a succession of losing seasons since 1980. Petrofes looks forward to the CAMPBELLTOWN BEVERAGE ROUTE 322, CAMPBELLTOWN CALL 838-2462 By The Case OPEN: 9 AM to 9 PM IMPORTED ft DOMESTIC BEER KEGS & TAPS Sodas & Snacks season when the LVC golf team can return to its winning ways. The Dutchmen will be led by sophomore Joe Myers, junior Rob Muir, sophomore Steve Lenker, and Chris Roberts. Of Roberts, Petrofes says, "If he decides to play and make a 100 percent commitment to the team, we will improve." Petrofes adds that with those four leading the team, "We could be pretty tough." Kings College, Scranton, Franklin and Marshall, and Wilkes, who Petrofes says has had its ups and owns, will prove the stiffest opposition for the Dutchmen. The team opens its season at home on March 29 against Dickinson College. MEN'S LACROSSE — Led by co-captains Rich Underwood and Bob Mc- Callion, the LVC men's lacrosse team will face a tough early season. Returning with one year of experience in the goal, Underwood should be "more consistent" this year according to head coach Bruce Correll. McCallion, a four- year letterman on defense, will be aided by outstanding defender Joe Portelese. Freshmen George Gray and Dave Ludwig will see con- siderable defensive action. The loss of Bob Carson to knee surgery presents a problem for the defensive unit, as he will be hard to replace. Last year's leading scorer Mike Rusen will be counted on heavily this year in the mid- field, as will face-off specialist Rich Miller. Senior Doc Toutman and returners Tom Boyle and Paul Russen will strengthen the midfield. Two new players, Jed Duryea and Mark Clifford will complete the midfield. "Our attack should be our strength," says Correll. Jason Sbraecia and John Gebhardt will be the leading forces of the attack, with help from Scott Cousin and the Rusen brothers. After a scrimmage with State University of New York — Stoneybrook at home on March 17, the men open their season again at home against Drew University on March 21. The early season presents four teams, Swarth- more, Franklin and Marshall, Gettysburg, and Western Maryland, all of which are named in the top 15. Photo by Dave Ferruzza Bump, Set, Spike — Jeff Bair of Team USA prepares to spike the ball at Steve Nelson as official Scott Pontz observes. Team USA defeated Todd Burkhardt's team to win its second consecutive Co-ed Volleyball Title. See p. 6 for complete tournament results. CO-ED V-BALL— Team USA returned to win the Co-ed Volleyball Tournament, sponsored by Student Council, for the second consecutive year. Todd Burkhardt's team finished second in the double elimination tourney, while The Stars ended up third. High Five and Chris Enck placed fourth and fifth respectively, of the twelve teams that com- peted on Mar. 2 and 3. WOMEN'S LACROSSE "We plan to take each game as it comes and try to achieve both team and personal goals this season," says Women's Lacrosse Coach Kathy Tier- ney. The team will face a dif- ficult schedule this year in- cluding Franklin and Mar- shall, Gettysburg, Johns Hopkins, and Drew Univer- sity. The team will be led by senior captain Sheila McElwee. "She is our most versatile player," says Tier- ney. "She is also an obvious leader both on and off the field." Another senior, Mary MacNamara returns as last year's leading scorer, while Amy Barefoot will also add much needed experience to the offensive line. Senior Miriam Huddachek will probably start at cover point, said Tierney, the toughest defensive position to play. Sophomore Lili Fisher will also be a defensive stan- dout. Other returning players from last year include Amy Abbott, Kristi Barbatshi, Julia Gallo-Torres, Dawn Adams, and Jenny Deardorf. Dear- dorf, who is very good in the field, will be playing the toughest position on the field this season as the LVC goalie. Freshman Jean Coleman will start at second home, the position generally played by the most dangerous attack player. Tierney says of Coleman, "She is just an ex- cellent athlete." Missy Hoey, see Sports Shorts,/?. 7 c r e b E Si w Cl ir P: si th rs Pi r — THE QUAD LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE A Heart to Hart see p. 5 March 29, 1984 Volume 8, Number 10 Annville, PA 17003 Honors Program Changed by Amy Hosteller In an attempt to align the Honors Program with the new General Education requirements, LVC's faculty has accepted revisions to the three-year-old program. "I view the Honors Program as organic, developing and changing... not as permanently decreed or writ in stone," said the director of the program, Dr. Leon Markowicz, professor of English. At the faculty businessj meeting held March 8, the faculty approved revisions as proposed by Markowicz and the Honors committee to accommodate a change in educational philosophy of faculty members and the Honors committee. The program does not equal Gen. Ed. requirements "hour for hour," but, as in the areas of natural sciences and mathematical sciences, many Honors requirements match those of Gen. Ed. After the new Gen. Ed. requirements were approved last semester, the Honors committee combined their recommendations and examined the relationship between the program and Gen. Ed. requirements. Markowicz said some significant revisions w ere suggested by current Honors students as current and former instructors. Maj or revisions Program, which "seeks to sharpen critical and analytical linking," deal with structure r ather than intent and Purpose. The program well as Honors to the currently consists of four core courses (at five credits each), two Honors seminars (at three credits each), and two independent studies (at three credits each). In its new structure, the program will consist of Honors Communications, a three credit course; three Honors core courses, six credits each; two Honors seminars, three credits each; and one independent study, three credits. Suggested by Honors students over the past two years, the Honors Communications course received "absolutely full sup- port, especially from former and current Honors instruc- tors," Markowicz said. The purpose of the com- munications course is to "help students write and speak clear, grammatical, and articulate English; to help students listen and read well; to help students search information sources and apply these sources in an ethical way; and to help students acquire the ability to analyze and to draw con- clusions." Core course HCC 203, "The Nature and Impact of Science," has been dropped and the order of core courses changed. Instead, Honors will require two one-semester laboratory sciences in biology, chemistry, psychology and physics, at science major level. "There is flexibility and an array of choice," said Markowicz. "There are op- tions here. The science requirement should not penalize the student." Markowicz said laboratory work, which is "so important to science," constitutes an essential learning experience, although "the history of science and philosophy of science can still be done in a seminar in the junior or senior year." The new order of core cour- ses is "The Individual and Society," "Human Existence and Transcendence" and "Human Creativity." Main questions at the faculty business meeting were: "Why drop 'The Nature and Impact of Science' course? see Honors,/?. 2 Here's how to play craps— Guys and Dolls director Dean Sauder intructs cast members on gambling skills and lines. For preview, see p. 3. photo by Dave Ferruzza N. College May Close by Tracy Wenger According to the Dean of Students Office, North College residence hall (Clio house) is not definitely being closed next year. "There is the possibility that the college will have to decide if it is ap- propriate to keep the two small residence halls (North College and Centre Hall) open, or to close one," says Dean Rosemary Yuhas. She emphasizes that no decision has been made at this time to close either house. "But we do want to be prepared," she says, "in case that decision is made. We don't want it to come as a shock in July." Preparation is the reason for the double- room sign-ups for the present residents of Clio house. Under this plan, they are required to sign up for a room in the larger dorms if the house is closed. "We had double sign- up for Saylor Hall for several years before it was finally closed," says Yuhas. She adds the administration always discusses whether to keep the small residence halls open prior to each semester. The entire issue rests on the student population next semester. If the student population deceases significantly, both Clio house and Centre Hall may be closed. "We don't know how many students to expect next year," says Yuhas. "New student deposits aren't due un- til later, so a decision can't be made until about the middle of July." Because of the student at- trition rate between the two semesters this year, the trend is causing the administration to be prepared to "make any cost-efficient decision." The reason for the rumored decrease in the number of single-doubles is that if a house is closed, it will mean at least 16 more residents in the women's dorms. That alone accounts for 16 less single- doubles. Another reason for decreasing single-doubles is LVC's obligation to use large dorms to fullest capacity, which has not been done this semester because of student drop-off and larger number of single-doubles. The houses will be the first to be closed because their utilities and repairs are expen- sive to maintain. "We want to try to fulfill the students needs," says Yuhas, "but we have to wait and see what the numbers say." p. 2 THE QUAD Thursday, March 29, 1984 Editorial — Books and Blinders by Amy Hosteller A few years ago, LVC students used to wear t-shirts from "Annville University," in droll recognition that LVC is not well-known to the general public. Now, those same students would wear t-shirts reading, "Where's LVC?" Driving through Annville on Route 422, one may (or may not) see two very small signs announcing the location of Lebanon Valley College. A stranger to the Lebanon Valley area probably would not notice the "official" college entran- ce, Bollinger Plaza, or the College Relations building beside it. People do not realize they are passing a place of learning until they reach the outskirts of Annville and see the signs along the highway. In reality, there is no "official" college entrance, only Sheridan Ave. and College Ave. From either entrance, the college itself is tucked away, hidden from public view. The only college building on Rt. 422 is the College Relations building, certainly not an imposing, collegiate, or obvious structure. The medieval attitude of hiding the college from the public's sight, effectively separating it from Annville, manifests itself not only in the "advertising" of the college's location or the placement of college buildings, but also in the extent of LVC's involvement with the community it sup- posedly serves. Rarely does the college make a cohesive attempt to become involved with the Lebanon Valley community. When we do try to reach out into the community, it's usually for con- vocations, concerts or recitals. LV Spring Arts Festival is an anomaly on the LVC campus; it's one of the few times when the relationship between LVC and the community equally benefits both groups involved. Today marks the first day of the annual Helping Hands weekend. This year, all proceeds will go to the Ronald Mc- Donald House in Hershey. This type of productive behavior provokes a positive response in the community, moreso than the destructive behavior seen at groves. Where is LVC? President Arthur Peterson has mentioned, several times, his pragmatic intent to revitalize and renew college-community ties with businesses in order to gain monetary (and other) support. LVC should not be an ivory castle or a fortified fortress of learning. LVC has a lot to of- fer the community, and the community has a lot to offer LVC. Commitment is the key. Empty gestures by administrators and college staff members are just that — empty of any kind of philanthropic meaning or commitment. Dance-a-thons without student support fail; convocations without an audience do likewise. LVC campus community members must take off their blinders and realize that there is an equally important world outside. The Vinyl Verdict — by Diana Carey Into the Gap by the Thompson Twins is a wild blend of musical elements from the Far East, Africa, and even the American folk scene. In addition, their deliciously rich sound is backed with a refreshing philosophy of optimism. The trio (Tom Bailey, Alannah Currie and Joe Leeway), has carefully selected instruments to create a densely layered, eclectic sound. They use everything from harmonica to congas to synthesizers, all topped off with Bailey's smooth, deep vocals. Currie's positive lyrics complete the picture and make the album enjoyable on all levels. Their Top-20 hit, "Hold Me Now," is a perfect example of the group's mixture of realism, romance and musical innovation. The lyrics are both romantic and believable. It is a song about two people "looking for some perfect world we know we'll never find." They find that real love begins when they can accept the problems in their relationship and still want to stay together. The melody is fully developed. A rumbling bass line moves beneath synthesized harp flourishes and the liquid tones of the xylophone. All of this is punctuated by riveting percussion. "You Take Me Up" is another optimistic love song. It is an affirmation of love, even though life may be reduced to monotonous factory work. The group manages to combine Twins" Visit The Gap reggae and American folk music, using a Jamaican beat, an echoing chorus and a harmonica. The energy of this unusual combination makes the song even more positive and appealing. The group is also concerned with human limitations and potentials. "Sister of Mercy" deals with a housewife's feelings of emptiness and frustration. The questioning melody of "Who Can Stop the Rain?" talks about mankind's inability to put an end to pain. The pulsing beat adds to a sense of urgency for an answer to the question of how pain can be stopped. One of the most satisfying songs on the album is "The Gap." Musically it conjures images of sheiks and Arabian belly dancers. It claps and clicks, surging and writhing exotically. Meanwhile, the lyrics argue against man's creation of boundaries between countries and his fellow man. "They say, 'East is East, West is West, Two different colors on the map. ' We say, 'Break the line, chew the fat, Keep moving out into the gap. ' " Whether or not the album gets the airplay it deserves, the Thompson Twins have made music that is both accessible and thought-provoking. They successfully travel "into the gap" and explore some exciting musical possibilities. Letter to the Editor— Pledging Policies Honors com. from p. 1 Should Honors students take a natural science on the major level? and Should Honors students get six credits for five classroom hours?" Markowicz explained. "My impression was that most of the scientists — not all, most — voted for the two lab courses because of the lab ex- perience," said Markowicz. "My personal view is that it would be ideal to have philosophy and history of science. At this point, LVC cannot do this." Other sources indicate the difficulty of scheduling a science professor to instruct the HCC 203 course as a major reason for this revision . Honors students must also take a foreign language on the intermediate level or above, an integrated course in mathematics and computers (also included in the new Gen. Ed. requirements), and two courses in physical education. "If a student does the major work and the Honors Program as defined, that's all they need," Markowicz said. "Because the Honors Program is not offering HCC 203, current Honors students will take two one-semester lab courses in science," said Markowicz, adding, "I en- courage them to take labs on a major level, but they do not have to." Markowicz called the Honors Program "a growing, developing and improving program" which is reflected in the accepted revisions. The growth of the program may, he hopes, attract more studen- ts. "The impression I get, both from talking to Honors students and Honors instruc- tors and faculty as a whole, is that these changes will make the program more attractive to excellent students." Dear Editor, In response to the letter concerning pledging: First we feel that Miss Detwiler is slightly confused as to right and wrong. Are you saying in the statement "I'm not OK, you are," that if we in APO do not condone stealing and ask a pledge not to continue pledging, we are wrong? If the pledge in question had waited to obtain a copy of the scavenger hunt he would have been instructed not to steal and would have noticed that all "obtain" questions also required written permission. Anything done to a pledge during pledging is under strict scrutiny of the dean and the pledge has the option to with- draw from pledging at any time. We realize that one might then say that the brothers would harbor ill feelings towards the ex-pledge but we harbor no feelings of ill-will toward anyone that did not complete pledging for whatever reason. As to the statement about the kinds of people the frater- nities are turning out, we suggest that fraternities and sororities have been around for a long time and the frater- nities and sororities of years gone by were much harder on pledges. Another point you might want to consider is the number of distinguished citizens that were once in a fraternity or sorority. In closing we would like you to consider this. The act that the pledge was caught comitting (sic) is a crime in the United States. Before judging us as a frat you should turn your judgements towards the pledge. We're reminded of the 3rd commandment, "Thou shalt not steal." We would like to say that we feel very upset that you are reacting this way, yet we really do not hold any resentment of any kind towards the pledge concerned. Some offended APO brothers THE QUAD Amy Hostetler Managing Editor David Frye Layout Editor Tracy Wenger Sports Editor Peter Johansson Features Editor Dave Ferruzza Photography Editor Bob Fager Advertising Manager Lisa Meyer Business Manager Staff: Jamie Aumen, Joe Bonacquisti, Diana Carey, Lorraine Englert, Julie Gunshenan, Melissa Horst, Scott Kirk, Maria Montesano, Gloria Pochekailo, Kathryn Rolston, and Julie Sealander. Dr. Arthur Ford Advisor p. 3 THE QUAD Thursday, March 29, 1984 The Right Stuff — by Pete Johansson Mr. Potato Head Tuesday was the last straw. A baked potato is hardly my idea of a nutritious lunch. The same goes for dinners that are 90 percent starch, and vegetables with half the flavor and nutrients cooked out of them. There is no way around it This man Michaels must be stopped, before his insidious plan to sap our strength progresses too far. Something has to be done. Maybe I'm overreacting, but look what we've had to put up with. Cheap menu substitutions made at the last minute Prospective students dining on wonderful things, while we get industrial swill. And why does every group that comes in here have to kick us out of the West Dining Hall? Let them pick up bag lunches. We pay the bucks, we ought to be able to sit down in a dining hall and eat in peace. And while we're on the subject of money, I think I pay food service enough to buy some kind of meat once a day. Starch dinners stink. What to do? Well, hold on. I have a few suggestions for Mr. Michaels, and one for the students. First Mr. Michaels: 1) If you insist on serving Pizza Burgers Sunday nights, at least do us all the favor of filling the chocolate milk dispenser with Kaopectate. Those things are killers, and they sure do wreck an evening's studying. While we're on that, I have yet to eat a consistently brown spare rib here. Green and blue streaks in meat are hardly appetizing. 2) About half the food we eat here is orange. Try a dif- ferent color. 3) DON'T COOK THE VEGETABLES. At all. Put them in the steamers raw 45 minutes before dinner, and they'll be fine. 4) Don't serve fish twice in one day, like you did last Friday. A lot of us don't like fish, and recycling any kind of entree like that is the pits. 5) Greek Night was a change of pace, but how many students are clamoring for Greek food? I didn't even recognize half the stuff. If you want to have a specialty night, at least serve one familiar dish. 6) People who don't have classes until 9:30 or 10:00 shouldn't have to get out of bed at 7:30 just to be able to eat breakfast. Expand the hours. 7) When you feed lunch to prospective students, open both dining halls to everyone, and let them eat what we eat with us. They have a right to know what they're getting into. 8) Stroll over to the College Center desk and find out how many resident students we have here. Multiply that number (it's around 800) by 1.5. The answer is how many entrees you should make in an evening (multiply by 2 for something like hamburgers) so you don't run out of food after a half hour. 9) Motivate your employees. There is no reason why people in the kitchen and dishroom should do a good job if they don't enjoy working for the dining service. 10) Spend one week walking through the lines with us and eating the food you give us, and see how you like it. As promised, here, fellow students, is a suggestion for you: If you don't like what you've been served, let Mr. Michaels know about it. Take your plate into his office and leave it on his desk. Face down, if you wish. Don't let this go. If you agree, write to The Quad and let us and Mr. Michaels know. If you don't agree, let me know where I'm wrong. The important thing is, if you're a full-time non-commuting student, you don't have any options. You have to buy the food. Make sure you're getting your money's worth. Cor r ell Modifies Registration by Maria Montesano LVC Registrar's Office will computerize its facilities to improve efficiency of registration and keeping of students' records with less red tape, according to Bruce S. Correll, LVC's new Registrar. This semester, pre- registration will run as usual, said Correll, He said that over the summer, the Registrar's Office will enter each student's pre-registration materials into the computer. Each student will be mailed registration materials, including a copyn of the fall schedule, before September. He said fall registration will then be limited and any changes may be made at that time. In the future, the computer system will reduce the registra- tion process. Pre-registration Wl H become registration, Worrell said, eliminating half of the process. Fall and spring re gistration periods will not be required for all students but will instead be "big drop/add days." Repetitive processes, such as filling out statistical cards and schedule cards, will be done by computer, accor- ding to Correll. Students will only update their records once a semester. Correll added the drop/add period at the begin- ning of each semester will probably be extended one week. The computer will hold all student records, such as rosters, grades and GPA's, ac- cording to Correll. The system, which will be built into LVC's current computer system, will be available to the Admission's Office, Registrar's Office, Business Office and Alumni and Development Office. Correll said in the future the push of one button will allow infor- mation to go between these of- fices. Pre-registration for 1984 Julie's Gormand Corner Spring Salad h Julie Gunshenan It's spring! The warm leather it brings is great for Picnics on the A-field. For tn ose of you who are tired of Potato salad (and peeling Potatoes), here's a salad recipe that s easy to make. Macaroni Tuna Salad Combine: a small box of macaroni, cooked one can tuna fish mayonnaise That's the basic salad. Chop- ped celery, carrots, or any other vegetable can be added. Enjoy the picnic and watch out for those ants. fall semester will occur April 3-12, 1984. Correll said students should come to pre- registration better prepared than in past years. He said each student should have alternative courses and sec- tions picked out in advance in case certain courses have been closed. Then, according to Correll, students will have in- put into what changes may be made on their schedules. Correll said it is very impor- tant that next year's seniors pre-register on their scheduled days (April 3-4); after these days, they will lose their seniority. Also, Correll added that no one will be allowed to pre-register before his/her class' scheduled days. Before the decision to swit- ch to the new computer system, LVC visited two local colleges in the area currently using the same system. Correll said after registration at these colleges, about 85 percent of the student schedules are in their final form. "It will take a couple of registration periods before LVC perfects the system to such a point," said Correll. Registration Three new general education courses have been added to LVC's curriculum in addition to changes in general requirements, according to Bruce S. Correll, Registrar. The three courses are as follows: General Ed. Econ 100 - Introduction to Economics G.E. 120 - General Educa- tion Course in History G.E. 140 -Culture and Human Behavior Special Topics- Correll listed the following Special Topic courses for the fall semester of 1984: Psychology - Career Counseling Education - Measurement and Evaluation in the Classroom Physics - Optics Music - Improvisation for the Organist Foreign Language - French Romanticism and Realism Foreign Language - Modern- ism in Spain and Latin America Also, according to Correll, advanced courses in biology and chemistry will be avail- able although the specific course material has not yet been determined. Materials for pre- registration will be available from the Registrar's Office af- ter March 30, 1984. Guys & Dolls Previewed by Lisa Meyer Tickets for Guys and Dolls are selling "better than for any other production at this point," according to Director Dean Sauder. Sauder attributes this in- crease to the dinner theater format which is being used. Although summer productions have often used this format, Guy and Dolls is the first LVC production to use it during the school year. It was chosen, said Sauder, in an attempt to attract a bigger, different crowd. "We are trying to pull in the sum- mer crowd," he said. It seems to be working, since the Saturday night shows are already sold out. The plot concerns the love affair between Sky Masterson (Mark Wagner), a bigtime gambler, and Miss Sara Brown (Jackie Newcomer), the leader of the Save-A-Soul Mission. As the result of a bet with Nathan Detroit (Erik Enters), Masterson tries to take Brown to Havana, Cuba, with him. In the process, she falls in love with him but resists the idea because he is not the ideal man she had pictured for herself. Meanwhile, Detroit's fian- cee of 14 years, Miss Adelaide (Martha Bliss), is upset because Detroit continues to run a crap game after he had told her he quit. Finally, the two women meet and decide to "marry the man today and change his ways tomorrow." Other major roles are played by Kevin Biddle, Wally Umberger, Doug Rickenbach, Todd Hrico, Dave Bedway, Rebecca Fisher, Geoff Howsen, Jim Hollister and Patty Houseknecht. Musical Diector John Heisey said the play contains a lot of "fun music," adding, "I think everybody enjoys playing and singing it." "The most important thing that the crowd is going to be concerned about is which (song) they are going to whistle after the show," he said. "There are so many that stick out." Heisey emphasized the most important part of the music is timing between actors and musicians. "A lot of times people are singing almost the way they would speak. I think that is some of the fun of it, that it fits so well with the plot," he explained. Guys and Dolls, sponsored by Sinfonia, SAI and Alpha Psi Omega, will be performed April 6-8 and April 13-15. All performances will begin at 8 p.m. Student ticket nights are scheduled for both Sunday nights. p. 4 THE QUAD Thursday, March 29, 1984 Area Code: L VC photo by Dave Ferruzza "Hello, I'm..."— Carolyn Dickerson and Sondra Watson dial for dollars in the Alumni Phonathon. by Lorraine Englert The Alumni Phonathon, an annual event organized by the Development Office, reaches out to touch alumni wallets March 19- April 5. Last year, the goal was $50,000; instead, they raised $74,000, a "remarkable success," said Assistant Director of Develop- ment, Joe Wengyn. Wengyn says 34 percent of alumni contribute money, which is "very good compared to the national standard." However, he also says each person gives an average of $78, which is lower than the national average of $97. "One out of every three alumnus donates," says Wengyn, who admits that he, a 1982 graduate of LVC, contributes money each year. The phonathon runs for three weeks, four nights a week, Monday through Thur- sday. Phones are set up in the College Center. Calling starts at 7:30 and ends at 9:30 p.m., with ten LVC students working each night. There are benefits for those students who take part. Free food and drinks are available to calling students, and throughout the evening, various prizes can be won as well. Members of an organization can raise money for the group by having five members sign up to work at the same time. Also, when calling is completed for the evening, students can make a free phone call to anywhere in the United States. Prizes given out to callers during the phonathon vary from free milkshakes to free haircuts. Student interns visit area businesses from Hershey to Lebanon and convince them to contribute their goods and services. Others involved in the project include alumni co- ordinator Chris Mcardle, seep. 5 Frats Lend Hands by Julie Sealander Beginning on March 29 and continuing through April 1, Lebanon Valley Mall will be the scene of the annual Helping Hands Weekend. Staffed and organized by Gamma Sigma Sigma and Alpha Phi Omega, the goal of the weekend is to raise money for a Ronald McDonald House being constructed in Hershey. The weekend will feature a number of various activities, including twenty different game booths, refreshment stands, live entertainment and a dunking booth. An auction, fashion show and raffle will also be held. The one-hundred and ten student workers, headed by co-chairpersons Lynn Cor- nelius and Karl Gerlott, have been planning for several months for the event. Each year, profits from the weekend are contributed to a different charity. Last year, over three thousand dollars was donated to the American Cancer Society. In 1982, the proceeds were given to the Special Olympics of Lebanon, and in 1981, profits went to the Lebanon County Area Agency on Aging. This year's profits will help to fund building of a Ronald McDonald House, located near the Hershey Medical Cen- ter. When completed, it will provide housing for families of children with serious illnesses, who would otherwise have to sleep in hospital lounges or area hotels. A home-like atmosphere is provided during a time of stress. The Ronald McDonald Houses were begun in 1973 by a football player for the Philadelphia Eagles whose child was being treated for see p. 5 Donate and Earn At Least $80.00 per month F & H FOODS HELP WANTED Are you sharp, neat and self-motivated? If so, there is a position for you with F&H Foods as a Sales Broker. You will receive training while you earn more than ever before! Major medical and hospitalization available. This may be the chance you have been waiting for. First, your potential, $15,000 part-time, $30,000 full-time. No layoffs! Call or apply in person 10 a.m. - noon, Monday through Saturday. 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The issue before this country is not whether it will move left or right... but the issue is this country's future versus its past." Hart spoke of an "economic blueprint" for the country that included retraining workers to meet new demands in industry. Part of this blueprint is "the creation of the best education and training system in the world." Hart said he would create that by reinstituting many of the student aid programs under attack by the current Administration, paying for these programs by cancelling the MX missile and B-l bomber programs. "We must... increase oppor- tunities for higher education," said Hart. "If Mr. Reagan thinks education is too expen- sive, wait till he finds out how much ignornace costs," he said. "I want to see the day in the 1980's when the United States in the eyes of the world is not the world's arsenal, but the world's grainery and the world's university." Hart continued his economic blueprint by calling for production of food in the country to be done primarily by the three to four million farming families, rather than the major corporations. Hart would accomplish this by lowering interest rates and creating a tiered system of foreign price supports to those in middle and lower incomes. Sen. Hart addressed a group "America must decide whether to move forward or standstill. " Sen. Gary Hart, Demo- cratic Presidential Can- didate. THE HAIR MASTER STYLING SALON 445 E. MAPLE ST. ANNVILLE, Pa. HAIRSTYLING FOR MEN and WOMEN BY APPOINTMENT ONLY! OPEN TUESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY PHONE 867-2822 of people advocating the closing of the TMI plant, telling them he would not restart TMI without con- sulting the community and without a committment from plant management to safety standards. This was met with mixed reaction from the audience. Hart advocated a foreign policy of diplomacy, rather than military presence. Hart saw the enemy of third world nations as poverty rather than Communism. In calling for a foreign policy of economic aid, Hart said, "We must have a foreign policy in the 1980's that gives us something to be proud of other than just our invasions." Hart plans his major swing through Pennsylvania the week before and the week of the April 10th Pennsylvania primary. An aide to Sen. Hart said he would be concentrating on "the rank and file" of organized labor in Penn- sylvania. Hart strategists hope the blue collar vote will be favorable to the Colorado senator. Another aide said the Senator would "go after" the black vote in Pennsylvania, but indicated Hart would be pressing his strengths else- where. Asked if they thought Hart would carry the state, aides replied they were coun- ting on a win. "It's a crucial state for the Senator." When Hart emerged from the building, he was met by members of LVC's College Republicans organization, holding a large "Reagan for President" banner. Led by Chairman Mark Scott, the group was met with scattered jeers from the crowd outside. PREGNANT? need help? Pregnancy Testing Confidential Counseling Abortion Birth Control Gynecological Services ALLENTOWN WOMEN'S CENTER 215-264-5657 cont. from p. 4 leukemia. He realized the need for such a place, and funds for the first home were raised by Philadelphia area McDonald Restaurant Operators and the Eagles. Today, there are over 45 homes throughout Pen- nsylvania and the nation. They are run by volunteer parents, and organized by the Children's Family House Inc., a non-profit organization. Funded in part by the Mc- Donald's Corporation, they rely heavily on donations from civic organizations and service clubs. The organizers of Helping Hands Weekend hope to make their contribution to the con- struction of a Ronald Mc- Donald House reach the $3500 mark. "Things have been going very smoothly so far, and we are very optimistic," comments Assistant Chairper- son Leslye Paillex. "It's a great opportunity for service to the community and a lot of fun too," adds Cornelius. Although the total cost of building a fourteen-bedroom house is over $200,000, organizer Karl Gerlott feels "any contribution we can make will make a difference," saying, "it is a carnival of sor- ts, and should be a lot of fun for everyone who comes." The combination of games, entertainment and fun, all for a very worthy cause, should add up to a successful weekend, said Cornelius. Area Code: LVC cont. from p. 4 Virginia Lotz, Wayne Meyer, cialaid." J.B. Martin, student interns, terns. The goal of this year's phonathon is $100,000. Wengyn says, "The majority of the money goes into finan- For more information, con- tact any of these people: Wengyn, ext. 222; Lotz, North College 102; Meyer, Keister 208; or Martin, Hammond 308. New Valley Publication by Pete Johansson An old college publication will have a new look this fall, thanks to the work of Dawn C. Humphrey, director of in- formation services, and Mary B. Williams, director of publi- cations. The L VC Journal, previously printed in a twelve- page tabloid format, will next month become The Valley, a 24-page magazine. "The idea, "said Humphrey, editor of the magazine, "is to make the publication more readable, more upbeat." L VC Journal was basically a record of campus events. Published quarterly, The Valley will be more feature- oriented, including profiles of students, faculty, staff and alumni of the college. The only recognizable feature of the new magazine will be the "Class Notes" section, a regular feature of the LVC Journal. CLASSIFIED EARN $80 per month. Donate plasma at Sera-Tec Biologicals, 260 Reily Street, Harrisburg. Open 8:00 AM to 6:30 PM Mon.— Fri. 232-1901 CLASSIFIED The new publication is largely due to response from a questionaire in the Winter 1984 issue of the Journal. Readers were asked about their likes and dislikes of the Journal, and their response, said Humphrey, "played a pretty large part." When work on the first issue began last fall, a graphic designer was employed to make the magazine more appealing. Free-lance writers and photographers will also be used in future issues. There will be two versions of each issue of The Valley. The first will be a 24-page magazine mailed out to alum- ni, with an eight-page section of Class Notes and features on alumni and alumni activities. The second version will be the same magazine without the eight-page alumni section. This will go out to friends of the college. Humphrey's role as editor gives her control over the con- tent of the magazine. Williams, producing the magazine, is responsible for co-ordinating various aspects of the magazine's production, including working with designers and publishers. "It's really a team effort, "Hum- phrey explained. The first issue of The Valley will be available in mid-April. p. 6 THE QUAD Thursday, March 29, 1984 State Unveils New Loan Program Nearly 60,000 college students, including many LVC students, may benefit from $300 million in bonds negotiated by the Pen- nsylvania Higher Education Assistance Agency (PHEAA) for additional student loans starting in academic year. Gov. Dick who unveiled the 1984-85 Thornburgh, the program March 26, said it was designed to help students not eligible for assistance under present federal regulations. State of- ficials said students whose families earn more than the federal government's $30,000 a year ceiling will be eligible for the program. This is the first time bonds have been issued for student loans in the commonwealth, said Thornburgh. The new program will make available loans of up to $5,500 oer school year with an aver- age interest rate of 10 percent and a repayment period exten- ding up to 10 years. After a four year period of borrowing $5,500 per year, a student would owe at least $28,078. For more information, see Christine Koterba, director of financial aid. "The new loans will mean a help for many families that have been in doubt as to how to finance higher education since these restrictions (on the Guaranteed Student Loan programs) were imposed," said Rep. James. J. A. Gal- lagher, PHEAA board chair- Proud as punch — Bob Schaeffer and parents were among honored guests at a recent luncheon honoring Phi Alpha Ep- Silon inductees. photo by Dave Ferruzza PAE Inductees On March 20, 40 LVC students and graduates were inducted into Phi Alpha Ep- silon, the college's honor society. According to William H. Foeller, president of the Phi Alpha Epsilon Council, requirements for election in- clude a cumulative grade point average of at least 3.50 and at least 60 resident academic semester hours credit by date of graduation at LVC. Inducted graduates include: Jeffrey Conley '83, Lois Mease '83, Steve Weber '83, Lauren Weigel '83, Thomas Lantz '83, Kathleen Basehore '84, Cindia Gottshall '84, Cheryl Kaufman '84, and Jef- frey Long '84. The following May 13, 1984 graduates were also inducted: Mary Jane Beazley, Kay Ben- nighof, Mary Jean Bishop, David Blauch, Robert Bryant, Ann Buchman, David Carter, Deborah Detwiler, Si Van Do, Margaret Faull, David Frye, Sandra Geib, Michele Glascow, Cheryl Green, Robert Houseal Jr., Patricia Houseknecht, Josephine Kreiser, Suzanne Mader, John Murphy, Marissa Neville, Cynthia Nolt, Clifford Plum- mer, Vaughn Robbins, Sue Scarcia, Robert Schaeffer, Mary Secott, Richard Under- wood, Lori Wagner, Mark Wagner, Jeffrey Wieboldt and Richard Willis. man and state House education chairman. "This continues our tradition of aiding our studen- ts to obtain the benefits of higher education," said Gallagher. Some of the bonds proceeds from the interest could be used for loans to graduate students, especially those in the health professions, and some for distribution to individual college student loan programs. "The board and bond committee was very specific that the staff were not to get into the bond market to make money," PHEAA executive director Kenneth R. Reeher said. "The bond issue is struc- tured to qualify for federal in- surance, providing payment in sector." the event of death, disability or default of the borrower, but it does not require federal approval because it does not rely on federal subsidies." Reeher said it was possible that a family earning $80,000 with two children in college could qualify for the program. To avoid setting a cutoff dollar figure, Reeher said PHEAA will consider the family size, number of parents working, number of children in college and tuitions. "In Pennsylvania, there is a large portion enrolled in full- charge private colleges which have tuitions between $12,000 and $13,000," Reeher said. "We want to try to also provide for students in that Reeher said other benef of the program include— —Help for the Pennsylv an colleges and universities / maintain their enroling despite projections Q ! declining school. ag enrollment. — Another source of funds f 0r those colleges and university that have been working ^ establish new and differ en; and long-term financing pl an$ — A new national standard jj student loan financing that should continue the state's leadership in student loan ad. ministration. PHEAA has provided more than $5 billion in loans and grants to Pennsylvania studen- ts during the last 20 years. Crossword Puzzle ACROSS by Joe Bonacquisti 1. 6. 12. 14. 15. Smoked fish 8 + 3 or 7 + 4 Of origin Sonar's cousin Biology degree 16 Everything 18. Manger visitors 19. Earache 22. Hand extender 23. Sleeptalk 25. Knot maker 27. 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Zion Rd., York, PA 17402 Pick up application from placement office or recreation department. p. 7 THE QUAD Thursday, March 29, 1984 photo by Dave Ferruzza IVC Quiz Bowl— Members of Cedar Cliffs champion quiz bowl team test their lights and buzzers before the beginning of a preliminary round. IM BASKETBALL by Beth Anderson Staff slid by Hoop Tuesday night to win the men's in- tramural basketball cham- pionship in overtime, 58-54. Hoop worked to an initial lead of 19-17 at the half-time buzzer. With seconds left in the game, Staff held a two-point lead until Mark Sutovich drove and sank a short jumper to put the game into overtime. Staff outscored Hoop 8-4 in overtime to take the title. Foul shooting was especially evident in overtime, when Staff scored six of their eight over- time points at the charity line. Hoop went into overtime pla- gued with foul trouble, and Ack- erman, their scoring machine, fouled out a minute into over- time play. Mark Brewer also fouled out, while Steve Weddle played with four. KEGS • BEER BALLS BLOCK ICE • CUPS SNACKS • TAP AVAILABLE HOURS Monday through Thursday Friday and Saturday Open All Holidays 10 am to 9 pm 10 am to 11 pm 9 am to 4 pm Located in The Palmyra Shopping Center 838-6787 Billings: TwocnTwo Tournament by Tracy Wenger The men's two-on-two basketball tournament, under the direction of Commissioner Phillip Billings, has returned for its third year of com- petitive play. Although the tournament has consistently fielded 16 teams, Billings says, "The students seem to be talking more about it, even months ahead of time. The teams this year are the strongest overall that I have ever seen." Billings himself is not competing this year because of an injury. When asked why he started the tourney, Billings says, "I like playing two-on-two, and I thought the men might like something different from the usual five-on-five, full-court thing after a whole fall and winter of it." He hopes it will offer the chance to be recognized as champions, the chance to play games in which students cannot relax, and the chance to play games that connect to each other and potentially lead somewhere. Saying it was also an excuse to keep playing a game he loves against good com- petition, Billings notes, "After the official season is over, players tend to drift away onto the ball fields and tracks and wherever else students go in the spring... the library?" Although no trophy has been awarded in the past, Billings says there may be a goofy bronze trophy and a party this year. photo by Dave Ferruzza Forehand Volley— Tony Myers follows through on his swing as he prepares for his challenge match for seeding in the L VC club. The men's tennis team is competing under club status this season. The rules of the tourney are regulation basketball rules with a few additions. The teams play to eleven baskets by 1, calling their own fouls, and the best two out of thre games win. 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BOX *n LEBANON, PA I7«4» (7I7IX74-17M p. 8 THE QUAD Thursday, March 29, 1984 Men Lose Openers; Drew and Fand M photo by Dave Ferruzza L VC on Attack— Mike Rusen cradles past his Drew defender as he looks for an open team- mate. L VC lost the game 10-3, while Rusen tallied three assists on the L VC goals. Softball Team Drops Two In their season-opening double-header, the women's softball team dropped two games to Susquehanna University, 8-0 and 6-5. Despite good fielding in the first game, the team was downed by a Susquehanna homerun early in the game. "We had no hitting in the first game," says Coach Gordon Foster. "Overall, I have to say that hitting is one of our weaknesses, but it will come with practice." In the second game, LVC maintained a 5-1 lead until the bottom of the seventh, when Susquehanna rallied to score a CAMPBELLTOWN BEVERAGE ROUTE 322, CAMPBELLTOWN CALL 838-2462 By The Case OPEN: 9 AM to 9 PM IMPORTED & DOMESTIC BEER KEGS & TAPS Sodas & Snacks 6-5 come-from-behind-win. "The errors in the outfield cost us this game," says Foster. "Darkness was definitely a factor in their (Susquehanna's) last at bat." Foster says that considering this was the team's first full- field play because of the weather, the team did a good job. "We have a solid infield, and Penny Hamilton's hitting is also a strength." Foster also cites the excellent pitching of Denise Mastovich and Dicksie Boehler. "Although we are a first- year intercollegiate team with many new players," says Coach Foster, "we will win some games." "We've gotten the shots, but we just haven't scored," says Coach Bruce Correll of the men's lacrosse team's loss to Drew University, 10-3, in the season-opener on March 21. "The stats say that we should have beaten Drew," he says. "We definitely out-shot them." Led by Jason Sbraccia's two goals and John Gebhardt's single score, the team "rode well," maintaining play n the LVC offensive zone. Mike Rusen recorded three assists for the LVC goals. The team's second loss came against Franklin and Mar- shall, 19-2, on March 24. Scoring came from Mike Rusen and Sbraccia. "Despite the losses, we are doing some things very well," says Correll, "and we should be a good team shortly." Correll names Joe Portelese, who has been playing "ex- tremely well," as one of the strengths, while also saying that the team has been clearing particularly well. According to Correll, the weakness seems to be the extra-man offense which, along with the scoring, will come with practice and experience. Women's Lacrosse Beats Susquehanna The LVC women's lacrosse team trounced their opponents at Susquehanna, 12-4, to open the season on a positive note. After consistently scoring in the first half, the LVC offense exploded in the second half, netting four goals in six minutes. Led by Amy Barefoot with four goals and Jean Coleman with three, the team managed to keep play mostly in the of- fensive end of the field. "I was pleased with our play, considering that it was the first game for several of our beginners," says Coach Kathy Tierney. "It was a good opportunity for the squad to practice at limited intensity of play." She also noted that this was the first time the team had played full-field in a game- type situation. Mary McNamara tallied two goals, while Sheila McElwee, IF THERE'S LEADERSHIP IN YOU, OCS CAN BRING IT OUT. OCS (Army Officer Candidate School) is a 14-week challenge to all that's in you. . . the mental, the physical, the spirit that are part of what makes a leader. If OCS were easy, it couldn't do the job. It wouldn't bring out the leader in you, or help you discover what you have inside. But when you finish and graduate as a commissioned officer in the Army, you'll know. You'll know you have what it takes to lead. And you'll be trim, alert, fit, and ready to exercise the leadership skills that civilian companies look for. If you're about to get your degree and you want to develop your leadership ability, take the OCS challenge. Call your local Army Recruiter, and ask about OCS. 273-5917 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Julia Gallo-Torres, and Missy Hoey each scored one. The women will play their regular schedule at home today against Dickinson at 3:30 p.m. On Saturday, the team travels to Widener, followed by a game against Drew university at home on April 7. Men Set Indoor Records In the last indoor meet of the season, LVC ran against Muhlenberg, setting two new fieldhouse records. In the 60- yard dash, Kenny McKellar placed first with a record- setting 6.44 seconds. In the 440 yard run, John Hibshman and Jim Reilly tied for first at 55.0 seconds, which also set a new record. Lyle Trumbull placed first in the 880 with a time of 2:03.9 minutes, while Hibshman placed third with a time of 2:07. LVC took the top three places in the mile run, as Hib- shman took first with a time of 4:34 minutes; Trumbull placed second, 4:34; and Chris Jasman took third, 4:41 . In the two mile run, Jasman placed first with a time of 10:43.57 minutes and Trum- bull placed second with 11:1 1.37 minutes. In the 4x2 lap relay, the LVC team of Reilly, McKellar, Royer, and Slagle placed second with split times of 50.0, 47.0, 51.5, and 52.5 seconds, respectively. THE QUAD LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE Spring Arts see p. 5 April 12, 1984 Volume 8, Number 11 Annville, PA 17003 LVC Boasts of Balloons by Maria Montesano LVC campus can expect anywhere from 3,000 to 10,000 people at the First An- nual Yesteryear Festival to be held on April 14 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., said Harold Haslett, student intern with the ac- tivities and business offices. The day will include a Hot Air Balloon Rally by Great Adventure Balloon Club of Lancaster, according to Cheryl Reihl, director of student activities. Dr. Arthur L. Peterson, President of LVC, will serve as Balloon Meister and rides in the race can be scheduled in the student ac- tivities office ahead of time at a cost of $85. There will also be tether line rides for $10 per person, weather permitting, as winds can damage the bal- loons. Reihl said an Antique Auto Show may draw as many as 250 cars to the festival and a contest will be held for the "People's Choice" car. Prizes will be given to car owners. According to Reihl, 22 of LVC's various clubs will host food and game booths at Ar- nold Field. Two outside booths include a Klondike Bars booth whose profits will benefit the Ronald McDonald House in Hershey, and the Great Adventure Balloon Club, who will sell old posters and homemade items in return for the booth. The balloon club is donating the LVC balloon to the event, accor- ding to Reihl. Live entertainment includes dancing by the Hispanic Cul- tural Club, a demonstration by the Self Defense Club and the LVC Jazz Band. Artist-signed festival posters, available for $2 before April 14, will cost $3 the day of the event. Profits from these collector's items will help to cover the poster costs, said Reihl. Haslett said the idea for the festival originated in a brain- storming session in LVC's September Leadership Retreat. The original idea for a Hot Air Balloon Display eventually grew to the event that it is now. Haslett said WQXA-FM (Q106), the primary source of advertisement for the event, will co-host and DJ the festival. Other advertisements, in the form of posters and news ads throughout the Harrisburg, York, Lancaster, and Lebanon area, will draw from the South-Central Pennsylvania area. The entire day is being sponsored by outside groups, according to Haslett. Sponsors for the balloons receive adver- ser Balloons,/?. 5 Quad Revamps its Staff Sophomore Tracy Wenger has been named managing editor of The Quad for 1984- 85. An English elementary education major, Wenger previously served as sports editor. The structure of The Quad's editorial positions has been "changed to capitalize on the staff's talents and to strengthen its weaknesses," said Amy Hostetler, currently serving as managing editor. "Wenger has gained much journalistic experience as The Quad's sports editor," said Hostetler. "She has the ability to lead next year's staff and continue to develop The Quad as a good, solid college newspaper." Features editor Pete Johan- sson will serve as associate editor, combining the positions of news and features editors. "Pete has done a great job of helping to expand our features department," Hostetler said. "I'm sure he will give his new position the same enthusiasm and dedication as he gave this semester." A temporary position, the layout editor, will become permanent with the addition of sophomore Maria Mon- tesano. According to Hostetler, Montesano has worked with the editorial staff and has learned to design The Quad's layout. Hostetler said advertising manager Bob Fager will assume duties as advertising/ business manager. "This move ■will combine the positions and be more efficient than our present system," said Hostetler. "This year, Bob has done a terrific job by in- creasing our advertising about 10 percent over last semester. I expect Bob will continue to work hard for The Quad, " she added. Photographer Dave Ferruz- za will continue as The Quad's see Staff, p. 2 photo by Dave Ferruzza Up, Up and Away — Hot Air balloons, similar to what is pictured above, will appear on campus Saturday for the Yesteryear Festival. It's Silent! by Lorraine Englert As anyone who has been in Gossard Memorial Library well knows, there is an abun- dance of books within. William E. Hough III, head librarian, says, "The stacks are getting crowded." To remedy this situation, Hough devised a plan to dispose of some books. The idea: to have a silent auction. Inside of each individual book (placed on top of the card catalog) is a sheet of paper. Anyone interested in buying a volume can list their name and their bid on this sheet of paper. Each lot of books will be out on display for ap- proximately one week. At the end of this time, the highest bidder will receive the book. A minimum bid costs ten cents and each successive bidder must raise the previous bid by ten cents. Books have been selected to be auctioned for various reasons. Some of the books date back to 1911 or earlier. However, there are also fairly recent editions of books which are still valid, but have been replaced by the newest edition of the series. In some instan- ces, there are multiple copies of works. The books cover all areas of interest. Some literary figures represented among these volumes include Shakespeare, Hugo, Dumas, Poe, Dickens, and others. For more leisurely reading there are some novels, including works by Taylor Caldwell. see Library,/?. 3 p. 2 THE QUAD Thursday, April 12, 1984 Review Guys and Dolls: Good But Not Quite Sinful by A my Hosteller Several individual perfor- mances in LVC's production of Guys and Dolls were almost "so good, I don't know why it's not a sin." A musical, like a good cup of coffee, has to have all the right ingredients. Director M. Dean Sauder strove for a blend of new and experienced LVC talent in the Frank Loesser show. Sometimes the mixture was strong, sometimes syrupy, but it left you feeling warm inside. Guys and Dolls is a typical musical. It has two love stories, a twist where you ex- Editorial — pect it, and enough homilies that would shame Ben Fr- anklin. Musicals can wallow in sentimentality, if the cast allows it. The Guys and Dolls cast didn't allow the show to be overcome with sweetness. Senior Mark Wagner (gam- bler Sky Masterson) and sophomore Jackie Newcomer (Miss Sara Brown) combined their musical and acting talen- ts as leads. Although Wagner's experienced voice sometimes overshadowed Newcomer's thin voice, Newcomer has the potential to become a regular in future Get in Shape by David M. Frye For the past generation, college students seemingly have pulled the wool over society's eyes. "We are mature, young adults. We can make our own decisions. Let us." These wor- ds have constituted students' Litany of License. In response, administrators acquiesced to these demands, relaxing academic standards and loosening up campus social policies. The return to "the basics" in education demonstrates the dubious wisdom of lax academic requirements. But what of student self-governance and self-responsibility? Here is the site of deception and fraud. Students say they are mature and responsible. Many are. Some students enter LVC as freshmen with more poise, decency, and maturity than other LVC students will ever achieve. If students here were as mature as they would like everyone to believe, the grounds around some of the dormitories would not resemble land-fills. (You know who you are!) If students here were mature, they would keep food on their plates instead of on the floor and keep serving con- tainers in the salad bars instead of at their own tables. They would recognize that abusing food is immature and wrong. If students here were mature, they would seek to maintain college property rather than to vandalize it. Bent silverware, "trashed" furniture, and molested shrubbery don't make this college one bit more beautiful. This all sounds grim and hopeless. It need not be, because some students are mature. They need to let the children on campus know that irresponsible behavior won't be tolerated. The whole college community needs to let prospective stu- dents know that only the reasonably responsible need apply for admission. People can change things for the better only if they are willing to admit problems exist. Until students here at LVC want to change enmasse, they have been given more than enough freedom. THE QUAD Amy Hostetler Managing Editor David Frye Layout Editor Tracy Wenger Sports Editor Peter Johansson Features Editor Dave Ferruzza ". Photography Editor Bob Fager Advertising Manager Lisa Meyer Business Manager Staff: Jamie Aumen, Joe Bonacquisti, Diana Carey, Lorraine Englert, Julie Gunshenan, Melissa Horst, Scott Kirk, Maria Montesano, Gloria Pochekailo, Kathryn Rolston, and Julie Sealander. Dr. Arthur Ford Advisor LVC musicals. This match worked particularly well in their duet, "I'll Know." Wagner stumbled on a few lines in Sunday night's per- formance, but he carried the part convincingly. Since he was last seen as a lead in Finian's Rainbow, Wagner has matured and it shows. Sky Masterson is not an innocent youth, and Wagner played the cynical gambler-turned- missionary character with dep- th and age. Newcomer's portrayal of missionary Sara Brown gave the role personality and humanity. She added the right touch of prudishness and naivete necessary to the part — and she plays a good drunk. Some of her gestures, however, were stiff and doll-like. As Nathan Detroit, Erik En- ters turned in one of the evening's finest performances. Although he miffed a few lines and paced aimlessly, Enters has a full and powerful stage voice which he used to its full effect. Enters played on Detroit's reluctance to marry for all it was worth, but didn't stretch the limitations of his role. He knew when to provoke a laugh and more im- portantly, when not to. En- ters' duet with fiancee Miss Adelaide, "Sue Me," was one of the show's funniest momen- ts. Martha Bliss' performance was the most uneven in the show. As an actress, Bliss is limited to playing whining females with nasal voices. Her rendition of "Adelaide's Lament" was good, but her character is supposed to have a cold. Bliss "discovered" a New York accent in "Lament" and later in "Take Back Your Mink" that she didn't use during the rest of her performance. The surprise talent of the night was freshman Kevin Biddle as Nicely Johnson. His enthusiasm for the role was certainly catching as he got some of the best laughs and applause. His "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" and duet with Wallace Umberger in "Guys and Dolls" were the most energetic and dynamic songs of the show. Biddle and Umberger's performances as Detroit's sidekicks alone are worth the admission price. Supporting characters ad- ded comic and sentimental notes to Swerling and Burrow's story. Todd Hrico's "More I Cannot Wish You" was as sentimental as a Hallmark card. His voice, although excellent, was too young for the song. As Agatha, Patty Houseknecht gave the show a shot of comedy when it was in danger of becoming saccharine and coy. Choreographer Richard Wilson's dances worked well with the music. The stylized movements in "Crapshooter's Dance" reflected the intensity and concentration of the gam- blers as they blew away five, six or seven "potatoes." The jumps and gambling gestures were well-timed and used sparingly for effect. The Hot Box Girls, however, couldn't dance their way out of a hat- box. "A Bushel and a Peck" was a fiasco. The dancers were uncoordinated and uncomfor- table with the dance movements. It was em- barassing to watch them pran- ce and trip around the stage. Technically, the show was sound. Steve Lefurge's set design worked well with all scenes, and the synchronized curtain and lighting changes didn't interfere with the audience's appreciation. Under the direction of Jon Heisey, the pit orchestra played well but tended to overpower some of the singers. Bassist Dominic Mariani's head and shoulders do not, however, contribute to the overall aesthetic experien- ce. Producer Gregg Klinger said tickets are available for Friday and Sunday performances. Tickets for Saturday's per- formance are almost sold-out, due to the dinner-theater. Tickets for Sunday's student ticket night go on sale at 7 p.m. Sunday. Overall, Guys and Dolls continues the trend set by Godspell for good, solid theater. It proved LVC has talent, but needs a good direc- tor to mix the right cast. Staff — cont. from p. 1 dependable paparazzi. Ferruz- za has "a good eye," said Wenger, adding that Ferruz- za's talents have helped to im- prove the newspaper's "looks." p. 3 THE QUAD Thursday, April 12, 1984 The Right Stuff — by Pete Johansson Spring Surprise Well, ya-hoo. Spring Arts is just around the corner, and all I can say is it's about time. What a dreary little winter it's been. It's time to get outside and walk around barefoot play frisbee, and ogle, ogle, ogle. What could be more fitting than a wonderful celebration of the rites of Spring, with food merriment, and happiness galore? Spring Arts is almost here' Here's what's in store: —Just to whet our appetites, this weekend we're going to have a wonderful Balloon Show! Two unsuspecting freshmen will be chosen at random, abducted, bound and gagged, and dumped into two huge hot-air balloons. Moments before the event they will be chloroformed and off they go! Imagine their surprise when hours later they come to about thirty thousand feet over the Atlantic. The first one to make it back to the college center desk will win dinner for two at Jim Dandy's. Good luck, kids! —To kick off Spring Arts Weekend, we'll thrill to Bob and Wanda's Daredevil Sacred Mime Troupe. Sit back and relax as Bob and Wanda touchingly mime scenes from St. Matthew's Passion while twelve-thousand-horsepower engines strapped to their backs hurtle them toward a solid brick wall. Can they finish the scene in time to leap over the wall? Or will the Spatula Brigade finish the act for them? Come and find out. —Next on the bill is Eduardo's Emoting Elephants. Three African elephants will act out scenes from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice and Tennessee Williams' A Glass Menagerie. Eduardo swears that the animals are under control now, and they won't stampede into the audience like they did the last time, so Officer Finkle shouldn't have to try to wrestle them to the ground and cuff 'em this year. Bring your camera. —Just when you thought it was safe to walk in the academic quad, we'll be seeing a new round of art exhibits. Featured this year are the Annville-Cieona Pre-School Impressionistic Exhibit (pre-school kids trying to reproduce Monet's work with fingerpaints), the Women in Crisis Center's Sculpture in Crisis Exhibit, the Michaels Look- what-I-can-do-with-Meatloaf Exhibit, and the Hershey State Home for the Criminally Insane Toenail Art Exhibit. —And let's not forget all the yummy food we'll be surrounded by. Baskin Robbins will be here again to "exper- iment" with all their new flavors. If last year's Rutabaga Swirl, Buffalo Surprise, and Jimmy Hoffa Sherbet (not a hot item, as I recall) are any indication, this booth will be the place to be this year. Other food concessions will include Popsicle Flambes (eat 'em quick!), Stuffed Rice (order a good three days in advance), and Eduardo's Elephant Kebobs Gust in case). Editorial — Learning True Lessons by Amy Hos tetter Every two weeks, as I rush to prepare The Quad for layout by assigning articles and haranguing campus members, I of- ten wonder if it's worth the effort. Many times it seems that LVC students (as well as faculty and administrators) are apathetic about everything and that they don't really care about the college they've chosen to attend. Sometimes I feel as though The Quad could print anything — and nobody would notice. Lately, however, people have been reacting to The Quad in the form of Letters to the Editor or even dyeing the food a different color. Some people do sit up and take note — and that's what makes it worthwhile. But, on a larger scale, what makes this college worth atten- ding? I know of several students who could not say why they decided to attend LVC. Is it the facilities? The social life? The faculty and staff? Is it even anything that LVC offers? What makes LVC worthwhile is what you put into your learning experience. Learning is not a passive experience. Sure, you can go through your classes taking notes, not saying a word, and get good grades, but what have you lear- ned? Not much. Unfortunately, our society fosters this at- titude of "I paid for it, now give me the best." Education is not "given," it's "taken" — taken from the professors who take the time to talk to you outside of class, taken from discussions with fellow students, taken from listening to people more experienced and mature than yourself, taken from the experience of living in a dormitory where you can't run away from people and problems. After you graduate (or even now), when you are inter- viewed for a company, business or even graduate school, you'll be asked, "What can you bring to our company? What do you expect to get from working here?" In this sense, LVC doesn't tell the whole truth to prospective students. Instead of telling them about Garber Science Center or our new com- puter laboratory, our admissions counselors should stress the intangibles that are part of a student's education. Serving as a club president, chairing a committee, bull sessions with frien- ds, organizing an arts festival, managing a student newspaper: these are the lessons from which students learn values that will serve them the rest of their lives. It's a shame that some students still don't understand what they gained by attending Lebanon Valley College. Maybe they'll realize what they missed when they're gone. So there you have it, a whole weekend chock-full of fun and surprises. Shuck off your winter coats, throw away those mittens and come out for all the games and happiness of Spring Arts Weekend. The Vinyl Verdict — BadN.E. W.S. N.E. W.S. by Golden Earring is little more than old news. Most of N.E. W.S. is an attempt to recreate Golden Earring's last hit, "Twilight Zone." There is nothing wrong with building a consistant sound to identify themselves, but there is no need to make the same album twice. They take themselves too seriously when they should be taking a critical look at what they are producing. Goerge Kooymans and Barry Hay, who write all the band's material, seem preoccupied with macho cliches and a predic- table song construction. Most of the songs are about the ex- ploits of men who think they are tough. "Mission Im- possible" is about a guy who "controlled his part of town," but within the song he never actually does anything but say how cool he is. The song is also musically representative of the rest of the album. Between the heavy, grinding bass line and Koymans' rough vocals, they create a musical friction that most listeners will find grating. As one of the longest songs on the album, it is especially disappointing. The rest of the album is just as predictable. "It's Over Now" starts off enjoyably with a few measures of acoustic guitar, but immediately returns to their format of grinding bass and simplistic beat. The extra dubs of Kooymans' voice °nly exaggerates the sand-paper sound. The lyrics are not forgettable simply because they have been heard so many times before: "Never though I could be such a fool, But when it's over, baby, by Diana Carey What can you do" Or in "Clear Night Moonlight:" "Picture the two of us! We're so happy, so much in love..." Such an abundance of cliches leaves the songs emotionally flat. Two of the more creative songs on the album are "I'll Make It All Up To You" and "When The Lady Smiles." "I'll Make It All Up To You" tells about a love relationship by describing paintings by Van Gogh and Picasso. The Keyboard's unexpected stop/start movement combined with a slight echo effect creates a modern art atmosphere. "When The Lady Smiles," which has been released as a single, is the most appealing song on the album. It starts quietly with a ten- se, restrained guitar, then suddenly breaks the restraints with hammering percussion and huge, cutting chords. The melody is major rather than minor, giving it a brighter sound than the rest of the songs on the album. Kooyman's manic voice humorously expresses a man's obsession with a woman, and his exclamations of ecstacy and frustration make the song even funnier. If the band could have maintained the energy present in this one song, the album would be a success. With such a well-made single, many listeners may be deceived into buying the album when they would be better off buying the 45. Golden Earring has potential, but N.E. W.S. only shows the band's need to strive for melodic and lyrical variety. Letter to the Editor Dear Editor: I am a senior and have been at this school all four years. I have invested over 28,000 dollars, 10,000 of which I must pay back for the next ten years. Why, then, am I hassled when I try to get a student price ticket for a show. Since I left my Student ID home, I was told that I could not buy s ticket for Guys and Dolls at Student price, even though I had my meal card and my Pa. Photo License. This is really ridiculous! The person at the desk knows i'm a student — she sees me every day! The best part was getting the ticket with someone else's I.D. — how stupid can this place get!? I came to this school because of its size and the individuality one has at a smaller school— for what!? I was told I could buy a ticket for $3.50 and appeal later. Wonderful, I would probably get a refund next year when I'm not even here anymore. Cathy Conner Library cont. from p. 1 The first silent auction en- ded on April 9 at 3 p.m. Auc- tions will continue until all selected books have been displayed. One of the most popular items of the first auc- tion was the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe. Money raised through this sale will go toward the purchase of a new set of reference books. Julie's Gormand Corner Real Cheese by Julie Gunshenan Do you like Velveeta as much as I do? Do you put Velveeta on everything? If you do, you'll love this. Velveeta Noodles Prepare one package of Orien- tal Noodle Soup, Chili flavor, with one cup of water and set aside. Melt one small package of Velveeta and add it to the noodles. This is one of many things you can do with Velveeta. It's made with natural cheeses, you know. 1. p. 4 THE QUAD Thursday, April 12, 1984 Rutherford Visits Arctic by Pete Johansson What did you do last summer? For Frank Rutherford, son of F. Allen Rutherford, Chair- man of the Board of Trustees here, the summer was spent in the Arctic Circle. Together with a team of eight other ex- plorers, Rutherford, a biology teacher at the Mercersberg Academy, was on campus last Tuesday showing slides of his Arctic expedition. The team was made up of four students and four faculty members from the Academy, along with a man from the Explorer's Club. The expedi- tion came on the one hundredth anniversary of the first international arctic ex- ploration, of which a faculty member of Mercenberg was a part. One hundred years ago, twenty-seven men left to explore the arctic region in and above northeast Canada. Six survived. The men on the original expedition were to make camp and conduct their experiments near a channel far above the Arctic Circle. Their instructions were to wait there for a ship to arrive to bring them home. If by a certain day, no ship had arrived, they were to assume the channel was blocked by ice, and they were to travel by foot to a southern location, dragging a huge rowboat overland with them. On the designated day, no ship had arrived (the chan- nel had been blocked by ice) and the men broke camp. The trip was to have been made in forty days. Instead, it was three months later that the men arrived at the pick-up site, desperately weakened by starvation. The men made camp by building up walls of snow and rock and flipping the boat upside-down on top for a roof. About a week later, help arrived. The rescue party found them lying in the snow. The boat had blown over in a storm a few nights before, and the men were too weak to put IF THERE'S LEADERSHIP IN YOU, OCS CAN BRING IT OUT. OCS (Army Officer Candidate School) is a 14-week challenge to all that's in you. . . the mental, the physical, the spint that are part of what makes a leader. If OCS were easy, it couldn't do the job. It wouldn't bring out the leader in you, or help you discover what you have inside. But when you finish and graduate as a commissioned officer in the Army, you'll know. 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The structure that held the boat had fallen in places, but was still intact. Rutherford said the Academy is planning another trip in two years. They may send a group to find an ancient Viking camp, or may do some underwater exploration in the Arctic. Rutherford is eager to go. Why? "I don't like hot weather." 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She expects between 15,000 and 20,000 people and hopes for good weather "because if it is a terrible day, people will not want to drive a long distance for the festival." The Spring Arts Festival will officially open when "Re- Creation," a show choir from Susquehanna University, sings show tunes and popular songs at 8 p.m. on April 27. The closing performance on April 29 will be a comedy entitled "The Rivals" by Gable- Geckler Productions of Long Island, NY. One featured event will be the performance of Handel's Royal Fireworks Music with its original instrumentation. Seldom performed in the original, the concert com- memorates the 235th anniver- sary of its first performance. The orchestra, conducted by Mr. David Bilger of the LVC faculty, consists of students and Lancaster County musicians. Many campus groups will perform throughout the weekend, including LVC's Jazz Band, Clarinet Choir, Wind Ensemble, SAI, Sinfonia and Guild Student Group. Alan Junggust and Carol Neiman will sing show tunes and the Spanish Flair flamenco troupe will also appear. Area children will get a preview of the festivities during Children's Day on April 27. Kevin Biddle and Seniors Set to Graduate The remaining five weeks of classes will be busy for LVC seniors as they try to complete classwork and participate in a round of senior class activities, said senior class president Judy Sargeant. According to Dean of Students George Marquette, Student Council gives each class $1 per class member per semester. Any money not used by the class in its senior year or earmarked for a reunion is "expected" to be given to the college in the form of a class gift, such as a rock or flagpole, said Sargeant. "We're trying to cram a 'Senior Week' into four days," said Sargeant. Senior class officers met Monday night to finalize plans for several events, including a Spring Arts "Grove," a class picnic, and a camping trip. Sargeant said she is "trying to bring back" the traditional week, which was dropped by the college a few years ago. With a budget of about $1400 and money given to the Class of '84 by Student Coun- cil (about $1600), Sargeant said the class can afford the activities and have money left over for a reunion and class gift. On May 3, senior class members will be treated to a class "celebration" by President Arthur Peterson at the Grantville Holiday Inn. Sargeant said that Peterson has supported her efforts to schedule activities for the class. A motion before the Board of Trustees will determine if exercises for the 115th Com- mencement Ceremony will be held outside. Sargeant said the idea is "still up in the air" and is hampered by maintenance and weather problems. A senior class meeting will be held later this month to finalize graduation plans. Reputation problems have also hampered efforts to locate a site for a senior party, said Sargeant. "As soon as they hear it's LVC, they don't want us," she said. The Lebanon Eagles Club would allow only class members age 21 or older, she said. Sargeant tentatively outlined the activities as follows: Yesteryear Festival dunking booth— April 14 Spring Arts "Grove" — April 26 Senior Celebration at Grantville— May 3 Camping Trip — May 4, 5 Class picnic — May 12 Mt. Hope trip — no definite date Baccalaureate ceremonies — May 13 Commencement exercises — May 13 Balloons— from p. 1 tisement in papers and banners on the balloons, Haslett ad- ded. According to Reihl, the Great Adventure Balloon Club has donated much to the festival. She stressed the risks and extra costs involved with the project. Reihl added she is quite impressed by the com- munity support for fun on campus. Manpower for the festival is provided by Alpha F & H FOODS HELP WANTED Are you sharp, neat and self-motivated? If so, there is a position for you with F&H Foods as a Sales Broker. 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The constantly changing weather worries them, but "they are ready to do a good job." All events except the Festival Five Road Race are free. This event will begin at 10 a.m. on April 28. Par- ticipants will run mostly on back roads of Annville and Walter promises "this year we are avoiding the railroad tracks." The registration fee for this event is a $5 preregis- tration fee and $6 if registering at the gate. Applications are available in the College Cen- ter. Workers are still needed for grounds and setting up on April 27. Any student in- terested in helping should con- tact either Walter or assistant coordinator Gloria Pochekailo. Phi Omega, Gamma Sigma Sigma and Phi Mu Alpha Sin- fonia. Although there is profit potential, Reihl said she is only trying to break even with the event. If a profit is made, it will benefit LVC students. The 22 club booths have agreed to pay five percent of their profits to help cover costs, if the money is needed. 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The deadline for seniors to settle college accounts is April 30, 1984, in order to be listed in the Baccalaureate and Commencement programs and to participate in the 115th Annual Commencement exercise. p. 6 THE QUAD Thursday, April 12, 1984 Fast Ball or Curve? — Jeff Zimmerman prepares to throw a pitch as second baseman Vaughn Robbins and the umpire watch. The L VC baseball team has compiled a record of 0-5-1 to date. On April 7, the team lost a doubleheader to F&M, 8-7 and 10-0. The L VC team will face Juniata in a Doubleheader April 14, while their next home game will be against Ursinus on April 16. Men Run at W. Maryland by Tracy Wenger Due to bad weather, the men's track team has only competed in the Western Maryland Relays this season to date. The team had some fine individual performances although they had no entries in nine events — shot put, discus, long jump, .high jump, pole vault, shuttle hurdles, inter- mediate hurdles, distance medley, and triple jump. In the 3200 relay, the team of Lyle Trumbul, Jim Reilly, Gary Swank, and John Hib- shman placed fourth overall with a time of 8:25.9. Also placing fourth overall was the 800 relay team of Chris Monighan, Kenny McKellar, Bob Rogers, and Todd Dellinger with a time of 1:35.8. Kevin Schmidt threw the javelin 160' and Dave Kur- jiaka added 149 '11" to place fifth overall. In the 400 relay, Rogers, Dellinger, Monighan and McKellar scored a time of 45.16, while Jasman recorded a time of 11.29 in the 3000 steeplechase. Monighan, Dellinger, Jim O'Neill, and Ed Slagle teamed up to record a time of 4:02.34 in the sprint relay. Swank, Hibshman, Reilly and Trumbull finished with a time of 3.39.19 in the 1600 relay. Softball Team Hits Basics by Jamie Auman "Rain, rain, go away," is the phrase that has been on a lot of people's minds lately, and the Dutchgals softball team is no exception. Due to the rain, the Messiah game was cancelled, and the team has been practicing in- Women Lose Two Games doors. "We have only prac- ticed outside four times, but this hasn't affected our per- formance," states Coach Gordon Foster. Although Mother Natur- has not been kind to the team, its record is two wins and three losses. The dual wins came last Saturday against Dickinson in a double-header. The scores of the games were 6-2 and 13-7, respectively. The losses came After a season-opening victory over Cedar Crest, the LVC women's lacrosse team lost two disappointing games. On Tuesday, F&M defeated the LVC squad 17-5 in Lancaster. Leading the game 7-3 at the half, F&M broke loose to score 10 goals in the second half. Scoring for the Dutchgals came from Jean Coleman (4), Amy Barefoot (1), and Mary McNamara. McNamara, Missy Hoey, and Jen Deardorff each tallied one assist. The women lost to Drew 15- 9 at home on April 7. Coleman netted five goals and McNamara nailed two. Sheila McElwee and Barefoot each contributed one. at the hands of Messiah and Susquehanna. Coach Foster feels that the season looks good for the team of seventeen. "We are getting to know each other better. The fundamentals are starting to come." The team's next games are two double-headers: Thursday against King's College and Saturdy against Elizabethtown College. Free trip to Bermuda plus Cash Large Philadelphia tour operator seeks campus representative for 1985 Spring Break Program to Bermuda. Interested individuals contact: Tom Powell Atkinson & Mullen Tours 606 E. Baltimore Pike Media, Pennsylvania 19063 (215) 565-7070 Deardorff and Julia Gallo- Torres each had an assist. Goalie Linda Emerson recorded 23 saves against Drew and 7 against F&M. 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HARRISBURG WE ARE OPEN: Monday-Friday 8 00 AM 6 30 PM iFAftY THE QUAD LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE Clowning Around— See p. 10 May 3, 1984 Volume 8, Number 12 Annville, PA 17003 Dr. Marquette Anticipates LV Guest Policy to Remain by Maria Montesano The current guest policy, student voting procedures and end-of-year evaluation are ex- pected to remain intact next year, according to Dean of Students George Marquette. He said the policy has worked quite well from his viewpoint and that only minor problems had been brought to his attention. He added that if that is any indication of the policy's successfulness, it worked much better than predicted. Marquette also said there has been a limited number of problems concerning parents and roommates, and it ap- pears that these problems were worked out between the in- volved students. Marquette will rely on the results of student surveys distributed last week to give an accurate picture of how the policy really worked. He ex- pects students to respond with integrity. The survey will be a "major influence" on the Board of Trustees' decision to continue or drop the policy, first instituted last September. When the results are tallied, the Dean of Students Office will summarize on different levels including floor, dorm and gender. This will deter- mine to what extent the policy is being used and how well it is working in each particular area. The results will then be distributed to the Committee on Student Affairs and Ex- tracurricular Activities for review. Marquette will then make a recommendation to this committee. Then commit- tee chairman. George S. Glen, will make a recommendation to the Board of Trustees. Marquette expects his recom- mendation to be a positive one from prior information. At this point, Marquette said he does not see that any extensions will be added to the policy. If any major problems are found, however, he said the policy could be dropped but does not feel this will hap- pen. If any problems develop, Marquette said he would rather see them worked out with the involved people. Marquette said that when the Board sets any policy, he "feels responsible to im- plement it as effectively" as he can and try to continue it from semester to semester. He ad- ded it is "up to the students to make them work," not him- self or the resident assistants. He added that he knows there must be some flaws in the policy and he is relying on the student surveys to supply him with these. Although he was confronted with "minor problems" during the policy's first year, Marquette stressed his optimism that the policy will continue next year. Prospects Look Promising For the L V Class of 1988 by Pete Johansson be known until late summer, According to Dean of Admis- but as of last week, Stanson sions Gregory Stanson, student projected that there would be Phonathons and visits to high 280 to 300 students here next schools were the key to a 15% fall, as compared to 281 last increase in confirmed admis- August, sions for the class of 1988 over Stanson noted that there last year at this time. Stanson was a "high correlation" in also credited the admissions students choosing LVC that Programs and President Arthur were contacted by present Peterson's "commitment to LVC students. He listed the high quality" to a response that phonathons, the high school could mean 300 new students visits, and letters sent out by coming to LVC next fall. Gamma Sigma Sigma and The final numbers will not APO as crucial to the positive response. "The current student body," he said, "is the most valuable asset to recruitment." Stanson sees a high number of science majors choosing the college, and this he credits to the Garber Science Center. The college's affiliation with Thomas Jefferson University has also been the reason for an increase in students interested in physical and occupational therapy. See Class, p. 9 The Right Staff— This badge identified the dozens of dedicated Valley students who brought off another successful Spring Arts Festival last weekend. See pages 8 and 9 for more photos. by Dave Ferruzza We Don't Like to Brag, But.. Lebanon Valley College's newspaper, The Quad, took top honors in this year's American Scholastic Press Association newspaper awards. The Quad's score of 915 points out of possible 1000 gave it a "First Place Award with Special Merit," one of only two college newspapers in The Quad's category of schools with enrollments between 500 and 1000 to receive this award. In presenting the award to Dave Frye, last semester's editor, an ASPA judge said, "You and your staff are to be congratulated for producing an excellent newspaper." Quad advisor Arthur Ford said, "It's always nice to be recognized, but it's even more gratifying when an objective third party has good things to say." Ford added that "the staff should be commended on their hard work and dedication." The judge's evaluations are based on content coverage, general plan, page design, editing, art and creativity. The Quad received perfect scores in page design and editing. p. 2 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 Letter to The Editor » Reviews Dear Editor: As advisor to Wig and Buckle and Alpha Psi Omega and as director of the Homecoming play I wish to express my admiration and respect for the reviews of the three one-act plays and of Guys and Dolls you have published. Scott Kirk and Amy Hostetler have set a new and challenging level of dramatic criticism for all of us involved in drama at Lebanon Valley to measure ourselves against. Both Kirk and Hostetler have broken out of the dreary mold of vapid praise, plot summary, and mutual back patting that has too often passed for play reviewing on campus. Both Kirk and Hostetler gave enthusiastic praise where work was well done — Kirk for the emotional power of the leads in Andante and Hostetler for four of the five main performers in Guys and Dolls. Just as important, both reviewers made equally sharp and specific criticism where they thought that was necessary. Now each of us who saw the plays might have differed with the reviewers on some of the details — I, for example en- joyed Martha Bliss's adenoidal Adelaide much more than Wally Umberger's dopey-eyed, satchell assed gangster — but what matters is that the reviewers were making the kind of precise judgments that can only come from an in- telligent and interested atten- tion to the plays. At times their criticism was blunt and unqualified; more often they subordinated some minor flaw to a larger success. What most impressed me about both reviews was how judiciously each weighed weaknesses against strengths to give a See Reviews, p. 8 Editorial— May I Have the Envelope, Please? by Amy Hostetler At the end of the academic year, it seems that everyone gives awards, and LVC is no exception. Here, we have the Awards Convocation, the Sports Banquet and now, the Student Leadership Awards. Well, The Quad would like to be in on the hoopla, so here are the First Annual Quad Awar- ds. Best Mileage for a News Article— The all-time favorite, and still champ, the General Education requirements, or Gen. Ed. Each semester, some unlucky staff reporter is given the Gen. Ed. beat. Few live to tell about it. The Article with the Most Fanfare — A tie between "Peter- son Named President" and "LCB Officials Raid KALO Grove," depending on which side of the academic fence you sit. Administrator Providing the Most Copy — Cheryl Reihl, hands down. No contest. The Editorial that Never Was — The Yesteryear Festival. So full of hot air, it didn't need an editorial comment. Reporter's Best Attempt at a "Real" News Article — Pete Johansson wins this category with a life-like attempt at "real" journalism, "Hart Offers New Ideas." Best Photo Caption — The invisible caption describing the spring musical, Guys & Dolls, received the most votes. Best Column of the Year — Pete Johansson continues to win with his column, "The Right Stuff." Committee mem- bers cite his "God Bless Us" as "better than Andy Rooney, and cheaper." Most Food for Thought — David Michaels' Food Service crew gave the editorial staff plenty of gas to talk about. And now, for the Editor's Awards. Best Admissions Beat Reporter — Maria Montesano provided readers with the inside scoop of the Admissions pic- ture. Staff Clown — Lorraine Englert. (That's why you got the feature, Lorraine.) Best Sports Department — Tracy Wenger, next year's vic- tim. Best Comedy Routine — Pete Johansson's comedy hari- kari act with an X-acto knife is a "not to be missed" for the season. Best Supporting Actress/Actor — Lisa Meyer, account- juggler and keeper of the passbook. Best Producer — David Frye, who produced such wonder- ful scenes in "The Following..." and "Son of Gen. Ed." Best Director — Dr. Arthur Ford, without whose help this "award-winning" newspaper never would have made it. I'd like to thank all those I've harassed, interviewed, reviewed, ignored, pleaded with, harangued and bugged for the past three years. Without you, The Quad would not have been possible? it wouldn't exist. Sorry, Michael Jackson couldn't be here tonight. The Vinyl Verdict — Queen Going Through Identity Crisis by Diana Carey Although Queen is between styles, they still give an interesting performance on their latest album, The Works. While Queen once had a definite reputation for hard- rocking regal elegance, their identity has become vague with the onset of New Wave. On The Works, they seem not to know which direction to take, so they go in several directions at once. Their lack of identity over the past few years has fragmented their audience, but it has also led to some unusual musical output. The diversity of styles on this album showcases Queen's versatility. With "Man on the Prowl" they take a trip in the vein of their 1980 hit, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love. " It's a 50's, Elvis-type song, complete with bopping background vocals and some excellent piano improvisation by guest musician Fred Mandel. "Keep Passing the Open Windows" goes in the opposite direction, with a take-off on Joe Jackson's latest style. The smooth, almost jazz sound is coupled with positive lyrics about surviving in a world that puts you down. "Is This the World We Created . . .?" takes off in yet another direction. This toned-down protest song laments the disparity between rich and poor. Altough the sentiment seems sincere, the lyrics about "hungry mouths" only seem trite. The thing that saves the track is Brian May's beautiful acoustic guitar work. The moving simplicity of the melody expresses the emotion that the lyrics miss. Much of "The Works" is a reaction against technology. While the musical trend is to capitalize on technology, Queen points out its detrimental side effects. "Machines (or 'Back to Humans')" protests against the computerization of mankind. Synthesized robotic voices argue with human voices to the sound of clean, passionless background music. The lyrics use "computerese" to show the process of dehumanization: "Its midwife's a disk drive Its sex- life is quantised It's self -perpetuating a parahumanoidarianised. " "Radio GaGa" expresses a loyalty to radio in spite of the recent fascination with video technology. Unfortunately, band member Roger Taylor tries to make his point by using a refrain of "radio gaga, radio googoo," which only ends up undercutting the rest of the lyrics. Queen is at its best with May's songs of straight rock. "Hammer to Fall," a song about the futility of the nuclear era, has a heavy, grinding beat and one of May's screaming guitar solos that most listeners never tire of hearing. On "Tear It Up," vocalist Freddie Mercury loses his typical pretentiousness and snarls out the song. Surging background vocals have that lusciously thick texture reminiscent of their days with producer Roy Thomas Baker, who also produced the Cars' first album. Queen proves their forte is in sheer power. The diversity of the album may be too much for some listeners with definite tastes. For those interested in Queen's progression over the years, however, The Works is an interesting example of a group making the transition from the 70's to the 80's. THE QUAD Amy Hostetler Managing Editor David Frye Layout Editor Tracy Wenger Sports Editor Peter Johansson Features Editor Dave Ferruzza Photography Editor Bob Fager Advertising Manager Lisa Meyer Business Manager Staff: Jamie Aumen, Joe Bonacquisti, Diana Carey, Lorraine Englert, Julie Gunshenan, Melissa Horst, Scott Kirk, Maria Montesano, Gloria Pochekailo, Kathryn Rolston, and Julie Sealander. Dr. Arthur Ford Advisor Letter to the Editor Maintenance Criticized Dear Editor: To: Upper echelon type people who sit behind LVC's large desks. You "seem" to be quite concerned with saving money here at LVC Have you ever taken time to look into one large money waster: the main- tenance situation. The problem is not the workers in the department, it is the method used to "maintain" LVC. It seems that until something breaks completely it will not be looked at or fixed. The beauty of this method is that it costs much more (out of the students pockets) to fix something completely than to pay a small amount for occasional main- tenance. Would you buy a new car and refuse to ever change the oil? Can you honestly say the following were checked and maintained regularly: Ad building emergency lights. Now finally replaced. Most did not work for at least the last two years. Safety?? Funkhouser emergency generator. Fixed about two weeks ago, but it wasn't working during the last blackout when we needed it. Safety?? Mary Green fire alarm system A fire drill failed because the system refused to go off. Shall we call this a safety hazard? Funkhouser hot water boiler Out of service for two weeks earlier this year. It hadn't been working correctly for a few years . ^ Maintenance, p. 8 The Right Stuff — by Pete Johansson Memo to the Class of '84 Sit back and relax. I have a story for you. A long time ago in a far away place there was a composer named Robert Schumann. Young Robert had it all: a wonder- ful gift for music, artistic parents, a bright future, the works. Robert wasn't satisfied, however. He wanted to be a better pianist, and so he invented a device that would stretch his fingers, thus improving his reach. The result was that Robert crippled his right hand, thus ending a promising concert career. Robert's life grew ever stranger. He still composed, and when one listens to his music today, one can hear an almost melancholy lilt to his melodies, coupled with rhythms that never quite seem to . . . fit. Robert began assuming pen names for different pieces, depending on his mood, almost letting three separate people do his writing for him. Along about 1854 he began showing signs of emotional disintegration, and one night threw himself into the Rhine. Robert was fished out by a passing boat, and years later died alone in an insane asylum. The moral of the story? Don't trust the real world? Don't try to be something better than you're not? Stay away from pianos? Not quite. Those of you not going to grad school are going to find out a few things awfully quick. Let's assume you find a job, away from home, maybe in a big city. Soon you'll find out that no one at work, least of all your employers or supervisors, are going to give a damn about your life outside the job. They don't care if you're making enough to pay the rent, pay off your school loans, or whatever. They just want you there and functional at 9:00 every morning. You're also going to find out that landlords, phone com- panies, supermarkets, etc., are only going to be interested in your writing checks that don't bounce. No one is going to care about your love life or social life. Looking back, you may find that LVC was the last place outside your family that people cared enough to ask you how you're doing. All this together makes for a pretty bleak picture of the future. It's going to be easy to let the strain of a job and the pressure of unpaid bills mount up to a daily fight to just make it through the week. Believe me, it happens. That's when it becomes essential to reach back and grab onto your liberal ar- ts education. I know you've heard it before, but your time here has prepared you to be more than just another cog in the work force. LVC has educated you to be more than that. It might be the hardest thing in your life to do, but you have to be able to look out from under the daily stress and see what else is going on in the world. You might find a little optimism, and it could save your life. My feeling is that Robert wasn't able to see past his music. When that went, he had nothing. If you haven't learned anything else here, please try to hold on to the fact that you— every one of you — are so much more than just what your major has trained you to be. You've taken courses in the sciences, the arts, the social sciences, religion, yes, even gym, that together make you more than just a BioChem major, or a Music major, or a Religion major, or whatever you are. Find out what else you've become and hold onto that for dear life. It might be a long time before you find someone who's going to see past your major, and until then LVC just might be the think to carry you through. End of sermon. Take care, class of '84. We'll miss you. I'm going to miss some of you more than others, and if it happens that this is our goodbye, so be it. Until we meet again, remember: The secret of life is that it's never too late to have a happy childhood. p. 3 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 Elections The faculty recently elected Dr. Susan Verhoek to the Board of Trustees. In addition, several faculty members were elected to various faculty committees: Dr. Barry Hurst, Dr. James Scott, Central Committee; Dr. Arthur Ford, Dr. Jacob Rhodes, Mr. Richard Joyce, Dr. Dale Erskine, Academic Policies Committee; Dr. Voorhis Cantrell, Dr. Stephen Williams, Dr. Michael Grella, Faculty Policies Committee. Sophomore Tracy Wenger will serve as president of the 1984-85 Student Council. She will also represent LVC students on the Board of Trustees. Also elected were Libby Kost, Vice-President of Ac- tivities; Mark Scott, Vice- President of Student Concer- ns; Lynn Cornelius, Secretary; and Todd Burkhardt, Treasurer. New council members in- clude Wendy Carter, Patty Creasy, Steve Gamier, Geoff Howson, Marty McCabe, Jill Murray, Sue Nolan, Kim Pearl, Maria Tursi and Amy Ziegler. Editorial -Ah, Sprin gtime! Letter to the Editor by David Frye The greening of Annville each Springtime inexorably draws students into the sun's warm gaze. Some succumb; some fight the impulse and remain committed to their studies. To many, the Rites of Spring seem more urgent than non-Euclidean Geometry or Electoral College Reform. How can professors compete with Nature and her beckonings? Not too successfully, I fear. Windowless class- rooms make the battle somewhat more balanced. Outdoor classes admit defeat. Perhaps the college's strategic fault lies in the academic calendar. Who among us would not gladly relinquish two cold, snowy, dark weeks in harsh January to begin the second semester, when the outdoors harkens only to the well- insulated die-hards interesting in training for the 1988 Winter Olympics? In exchange... freedom! Seniors would have lofted their mortarboards skyward in jubilation; underclassmen would have the jump on the summer job market; professors would be free to contemplate their next books and to relax with their families; administrators would be scurrying to line up new students and greater endowments. Except for a few dollars' worth of fuel oil, we have nothing to lose and much to gain. Let's change the calendar. *** Spring bears added meaning this year for the senior class. The last round of club parties and ceremonies mark the denouement of a four-year career. Like the automatic doors in the title sequence of the old Get Smart series, our undergraduate career doors will soon close behind us. Ahead are the doors to careers, medical school, graduate school, and the unknown. We cannot turn back. That way lies personal decay and emotional backsliding. While the future seems forbidding and monolithic, we can rest assured of our abilities to carve out niches for ourselves. Leaving behind the sometimes frustratingly paternal embrace of Lebanon Valley College, we assume our roles as responsible adults. I say "responsible," because of our charge from Luke the physician: "Every one to whom much is given, of him will much be required." Food Fight The Milkweed Seeds We are milkweed seeds downy-topped hope-bearing Armed with the Steinbeckian weapons of dispersal We are free to float and fly in the up-and-out breezes Our home pods have split open and exposed, eased, and pushed us Into the winds of the world But we float Finding no place to land and take root for we are migratory Beings, spending winter in one place — summer in another Sometimes floating in the wind can be fun, but When a storm blows and our parachutes dampen and bedragle We are afraid and lonely. In the full sense of the words, "Goodbye and farewell." Dear Editor: Any newspaperperson wor- th his salt cites responsibility as a prerequisite for good journalism. Unfortunately, Pete Johansson lacks this necessary ingredient as was brazenly apparent in his article in the Thursday, March 29, 1984 issue of The Quad. Perhaps this immature young man was so preoc- cupied with feeling sorry for himself that he didn't have the time to check his facts: — Item: the resident student population is 632, not 800 (this information was obtained from the College Center desk). — Item: Dinners are not 90% starch. A review of every weekly menu going back to the beginning of the academic year will reveal that there is a balance of protein, car- bohydrate, dairy products and fresh fruit and vegetables. (Perhaps a 6th grade refresher course in calculating percen- tages would be an asset to Mr. Johansson's education). — Item: Lunch items for prospective students are the same as those served to the students in the cafeteria. The only difference is that LVC students go through the cafeteria line, prospective students are served a sit-down meal. Perhaps a visit to an op- thamologist should be on Mr. Johansson's list of im- peratives. Since when have items such as broccoli, green beans, peas, lettuce, pickles and even the infamous baked potato been orange? (Except on April Fool's Day) By the way, potatoes are an excellent nutritional buy, providing thiamine, Vitamin C, niacin and iron. Betsy Gow spent a great deal of time and effort in put- ting together the meal for Greek Night. Many purveyors were contacted for ideas and availability of items in order to provide the students with a taste of some different foods. If Mr. Johansson is not of an adventurous nature, that good old American staple, peanut butter and jelly is always available. (Sorry that Mom's not here to cut off the crusts!) The Food Service workers, (who, by the way go through the cafeteria line and eat the same food as the students) are a dedicated group of workers who take pride in their knowledge and capabilities. Certainly there have been some mistakes. (What household in this country has not had their share of "burnt See Food, p. 8 p. 4 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 Dean Explains RA Selections by Amy Hosteller The annual resident assistant (RA) selection process is a "multi-contact, difficult process, "said Dean of Students George Marquet- te. On Wednesday, Marquette and assistant dean Rosemary Yuhas announced the "win- ners" in the semester-long selection process, although Marquette stressed that those who are not selected are not necessarily losers. Over 70 LVC students ap- plied for the 40 positions available, said Marquette, which include 38 RA positions and two assistant RA positions. Of 76 applicants, 42 were male and 34 were female. Although North College hall may be closed, Marquette said the RA for "Clio House" will be trained. The application process is lengthy and time-consuming, often involving three or even four interviews with Marquet- te or Yuhas. Students com- plete a formal application early second semester and the process continues throughout the remaining weeks. Marquette said he and Yuhas ask a series of questions concerning the individual student on the application. "We use that as a first jum- ping-off point," said Marquette. The questions and answers often indicate the way Marquette or Yuhas handle the subsequent interviews, which consist of "practical" questions, Marquette said. He tries to "have at least two, or maybe three, in-depth conver- sations with each applicant." Next, senior RAs interview and discuss their positions with the applicants. Marquette said this gives the applicant "insights from the minute-by- minute, day-to-day level of the RA position." Senior RAs have "total liberty" to deter- mine the structure of the inter- view; each interview is "open- ended" for the individual. Marquette said he stresses "teams" of RAs, rather than individual RAs working in a dormitory. He looks for "the right mixture of people who will function as a team, weighing several people for a particular spot." Realizing the final judgement is subjective, Marquette said he can only "hope you're correct." This year, Marquette said, "We had a good pool of solid applicants. It makes the process that much more dif- ficult, which is a 'plus' as far as I'm concerned." The selection process also considers the opinions of secondary sources, such as other students, current RAs and faculty members. According to Marquette, he and Yuhas look for candidates with four specific qualities. "First, they must have a reasonably serious academic approach," said Marquette. "They don't have to be out- standing achievers, but the way they reflect an attitude toward academics is a major criterion." Secondly, and equally im- portant, is the ability to relate to others. "You have to show an interest in others and ac- tively engage in some way to prove that capability," Marquette said. The third quality is the ability to "work closely... with integrity... with the Dean of Students Office." Finally, Marquette said the student THE HAIR MASTER STYLING SALON 445 E. MAPLE ST. ANNVILLE, PA. HAIRSTYLING FOR MEN and WOMEN BY APPOINTMENT ONLY! OPEN TUESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY PHONE 867-2822 must give an assurance of commitment to his position. "Sometimes we have failures," admitted Marquet- te, "in that we've made a mis- calculation" of the student. When that happens, the deans "try to work with the RAs in- dividually. It's hard to obtain specific complaints (about RAs). We always have alter- natives in mind. We've only had that happen a couple of times when we had to ask for an RA's resignation." When the final decision is made, students are notified by mail of the recommendations. "We ask all of them to stop by to talk to us further in private," said Marquette. "We try to make it clear it's not a rejection list. "Current RAs receive notification a few days earlier as a courtesy. Current RAs have an advan- tage over first-year applicants as they complete a shortened version of the process. Marquette and Yuhas review the current RAs' performan- ces and discuss their year as RAs. Marquette said current RAs are given a preference unless "something indicates" otherwise. Each year, RAs complete training sessions in several dif- ferent areas, including alcohol- and drug-abuse coun- seling and communication. Outside sources are used to conduct some sessions, while Dr. Carolyn Hanes of the LVC sociology department conducted a session on com- munication last year. "Ideally, we like to see the quality or 'technique' (of communication) already in the RA," said Marquette. For their work, RAs receive the cost for one room, while head RAs also receive a stipend of $200 per year; assistant RA's receive a stipend of $600 per year. While fees for attending LVC have in- creased $1000, the number of applicants has not. "We have the same magnitude of ap- plications," Marquette said, "although the number of ap- plicants listing the financial benefits as a major reason for applying increased." LVC was one of the first colleges in the country to im- plement the RA system, ac- cording to Marquette. The system, which began in 1956, first used the idea of "not having a non-student presence in the dorms," said Marquet- te. "It's quite an achievement. I'm very much encouraged by the fact that we have, an- nually, a sizeable number of students who want to be in- volved in the RA process and take that responsibility," he said. 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His project will develop a more ef- ficient system using a dye solution to convert light energy to chemical and then to electrical energy. The difficulty of this project is in finding a suitable dye, said Blauch. It must absorb light, be soluble enough to stay in solution and convert energy efficiently. And it must do all this in the 1/10 millimeter space between two electrodes. "If a suitable dye could be found, it is conceivable the cell could be efficient. It would also be cheap to operate if it works the way we hope it will, "Blauch said. The application process for the scholarship is complex in itself. It requires ap- proximately eight or nine for- ms, Blauch explained. The most important of these are the proposal itself and the curriculum vitae. The proposal explains what the applicant plans to do. If a project will require more than the one year's funding provided by the scholarship to complete, the proposal must show that the research can continue after the funding en- ds. It must also explain why the applicant chose to work where he did and demonstrate the project's importance. Blauch said most approved proposals are for projects that will appeal to the general public and be practical in the near future. Blauch is unusual in that most Fulbright ap- plicants who choose England pursue artistic or social projec- ts rather than scientific ones, he said. The curriculum vitae is more personal. In it, the ap- plicant must describe himself, including aspects ranging from his hobbies to his outlook on life. Each aspect is limited to one side of a piece of paper, so I spent much time choosing my words very carefully so I could say what I wanted to say without exceeding the limits," Blauch said. The final phase which ac- tually involves the applicant is his appearance before a screening committee. The ap- plicant gives an oral presen- U-HAUL HAS IT ALL We will not be undersold! ! 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The American Screening Committee uses this infor- mation to recommend ap- plicants to the countries which they had selected. These coun- tries then choose from among these applicants to fill available openings and nominate them for Fulbright Scholarships. Finally, the candidate must be approved by the Board of Foreign Scholarships. This 12- member panel is appointed by the President of the United States and must approve all Fulbright Scholarships. Having made it through this process, Blauch will live in England for a little more than a school year. He will both See Blauch,/?. 10 CLASSIFIED EARN $80 per month. Donate plasma at Sera-Tec Biologicals, 260 Reily Street, Harrisburg. Open 8:00 AM to 6:30 PM Mon.~ Fri. 232-1901 CLASSIFIED F & H FOODS HELP WANTED Are you sharp, neat and self-motivated? If so, there is a position for you with F&H Foods as a Sales Broker. You will receive training while you earn more than ever before! Major medical and hospitalization available. 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And still they come Shedding tears as bonds are broken Turning to new faces to fill the void, Trying harder to grow strong and proud Yet experiencing the very feelings they try to avoid And still they come Laughing crying preparing to leave Knowing there's not another August-late To let them try yet another path Before they face the world's fate... And still they come Parading in robes of blue or black Saying good-byes to those they'll never see, Bidding farewell to all they've passed Turning to the future and what they'll be But August-late approaches . . . And still they come. — Maria Adessa photos by Dave Ferruzza p. 7 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 Arts Festival of Memories p. 8 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 Reviews cont. from p. 2 balanced evaluation of the quality of the evening's enter- tainment. Neither succumbed to the twin temptations either to flatter one's friends and classmates or to savage the hard and dedicated work of our eager amateurs. Since we do not have a theatre program at LVC, we are all learners and amateurs in drama and drama criticism, I every bit as much as my younger enthusiasts. We have no choice but to learn from one another and to learn by trial and error. Naturally, some of the students who worked so hard on the one act plays and on Guys and Dolls and who were criticized for their efforts may feel hurt and resentful, even betrayed. But a far worse fate for a director and cast to suffer is a bland, empty review that teaches nothing, such as I and the students who worked a A Streetcar Named Desire received last fall. Both Kirk and Hostetler showed themselves to be astute, appreciative, sensitive and demanding critics. Wig and Buckle, Alpha Psi Omega, Sinfonia, and SAI are good enough to deserve such critics. Good drama begets good criticism and good criticism should beget even better drama. If The Quad con- tinues to give our student drama and musical groups reviews we can learn from, then theatre at LVC can only grow. Sincerely, John Kearney Food cont. from p. 3 offerings"?) But, on the whole, a pat on the back, a "thank you" or "That was a good meal" would go much further for morale than juvenile complaints printed as a feature article. Yes, Mr. Johansson, you are paying for your meals. However, calculate the cost of buying 3 meals a day in a restaurant — 7 days a week, and then appreciate the fact that your food (one of the three necessities of life) is, in truth, a bargain. Finally, breakfast is served from 7 : 1 5 to 8 : 30 AM Monday through Friday. It's a pity that you must arise so early in or- der to eat. However, consider all those poor, "unmotivated" Food Service workeres who must arise at 4:00 AM, regard- less of weather and road con- ditions, to ensure that you have a hot, nourishing break- fast available to you. Sincerely, David Shuey Herman Buck Bill Showers Bill Chadwick Marty Stehman Joanne Curran Jesse Weaver Jim Werner Mary Ann Firestore Kay Hibshman Karl White Chris Rosebery Scott Yeingst Larry Martin George Lukens Jean Piper Tony Redcay Sue Reitz Betsy Gow Viola Leonard Jim Long Marilyn Loy Josephine Sanderson Marilyn Hibshman Maintenance cont. from p. 2 Funkhouser fire alarm system Granted there was a problem over break, but this problem was not the reason for replacing two faulty tem- perature sensors and a few broken alarm switches. Mary Green Heating system The two controlling boards for the North and South sides of the building have been burned out for quite a while. Our new tuition increase will probably just cover the cost for all the overly heated air pumped out of Mary Green during the win- ter by the summer ventilation fans. A modification costing $50 to $100 could be preven- ting this wasteful situation. These are just a few exam- ples that are obvious to students, however many more must exist. Who is responsible for this disaster? Surely the main- tenance workers aren't. They do as they are told to, and so do their supervisors. But who are the supervisors of these supervisors? Shall we be polite and simply call these upper people incompetent? Maybe that's not enough. Get your facts straight and familiarize yourselves with the current situations on campus. Listen to the workers who ac- tually do the work. They are familiar with the work they do, and are best suited to ad- vise you. Take suggestions and complaints seriously instead of brushing them off. Come on kids! ! Shape up your act. The name of the game is PREVENTATIVE MAIN- TENANCE. Changing the oil and worn parts in your car every few thousand miles keeps it running in top shape. How about keeping important systems at LVC in top shape? Have them checked regularly. You'll see this takes less time and money to do. DJ '86 Student Council Under the new budget system which began in the fall semester, clubs again submit- ted their budget requests to the Student Council budget com- mittee for review. After each club had a closed budget hearing and a chance to appeal the committee's recommen- dation, Student Council voted unanimously to accept the following budget allotments for the 1984-85 school year: Alpha Psi Omega/Wig $700 and Buckle Beta Beta Beta* $75 Biology* $75 Business* $75 Chemistry $100 College Republicans $90 French History/Political Science Hispanic Culture Club International Relations* Math* MENC Photography PROJECT* Quad Quittie Sigma Alpha Iota Sinfonia/ Jazz Band Spring Arts Teutonia Vallis* WLVC* 100 $75 $100 $125 loan $75 $150 $270 $5,000 $7,000 $75 $700 $2500 $100 undecided *These groups will appear before Student Council in the fall to secure additional fun- ding. Congratulations to the Class of '84. BACHELOR OF ARTS Jeffrey Clifford Barnhart, Social Science Mary Jane Beazley, Music, Summa Mary Jean Bishop, Political Science, English, Magna Karen Jean Bixler, Psychology Thomas Joseph Boyle, Psychology Janet Elaine Brown, Psychology Ann Marie Buchman, Music, Magna James Carl Budd, Psychology Ruth Ellen Carpenter, Psychology, Sociology Sharon Ann Carpenter, English John Alfred Dayton, History Viking Eric-Otto Dietrich, English, Philosophy James Edward Duryea, English Margaret Ann Faull, Music, Magna David Phillip Gehret, Social Science Margaret Louise Gibson, English Leslie Lynn Gilmore, Sociology, Spanish Gregory John Goodwin, Social Science Stacy Marlene Gundrum, English, Social Science Carol Lynn Harlacher, Sacred Music Amy Jo Hostetler, Scientific Communications, Cum Linda Ann Hostetter, English, Cum Mellina Maritza Jizmajian, Sociology Robert Carlton Johnston, Political Science Carol Miriam Jordan, Sacred Music Diane Shissler Kamp, Sociology Daphne Claire Kellaway, Psychology Jessie Marie Keller, Political Science, Spanish Fred Sidney Koerner, Social Science Josephine Elizabeth Kreiser, Spanish Anthony Richard Lamberto, Jr., English Carol Renea Linton, History Mary Veronica McNamara, English Deanna Irene Metka, German Lisa Marie Meyer, Spanish, English Joseph James Morrison, Jr., Religion Kurt Donald Musselman, Mathematics Marissa Kathryn Neville, English, Summa Bruce Ernest Peterson, Philosophy, Political Science Kathryn Strickler Rolston, English Bryan George Rowe, Music Robert Leon Schaeffer, History, Summa Mary Angela Secott, Music, Magna Gail Denise Shaub, English Michelle Renee Smith, Psychology Wallace Hall Umberger, Jr., Music Lori Wagner, Religion, German, Summa Eric Hawkes Walker, Psychology BACHELOR OF SCIENCE Amy Clair Abbott, Environmental Education Ralph Garrett Ackerman,, Business Administration Dawn Susan Adams, Biology Amy Lynn Barefoot, Elementary Education Faith Carol Barnard, Biology Susan Hartman Barr, Social Service Janet Huffard Bausch, Nursing Sherri Lyn Becker, Chemistry Rhonda Lynn Beekman, Mathematics, Cum Kay Ellen Bennighof, Actuarial Science, Magna Robert Olyn Bryant,III, International Business, Spanish, Magna Ann Marie Buchman, biology, Magna Louise Ann Burchill, Accounting Jane Nancy Buscaglia, Music Education Sue Ellen Butler, Accounting James Louis Campbell, Business Administration Richard Anthony Carpenter, Business Administration David Kent Carter, Biochemistry, Summa Jeffrey Nelson Carter, Business Administration Deborah Lynne Chopko, Business Administration Robert Bryan Clymer, Business Administration Catherine Louise Conner, Mathematics James Richard Conzelmann, Music Education Bobby Jewel Daniels, Jr., Biochemistry Alison Jeanne Daubert, Elementary Education Thomas Edwin Davis, Jr., Physics Daniel Frederick Delduco, Biology Dennis James Delduco, Business Administration Carol Ann Denison, Elementary Education Philip Joseph DePompeo, Business Administration Mark Joseph DeSimone, Accounting Deborah Susan Detwiler, Social Service, Psychology, Cum Si Van Do., Biochemistry, Magna Robert Lee Dowd, Business Administration Leslie Engesser, Music Education, Cum Edward Lee Fackler, Business Administration John Francis Feaster, Business Administration Robert James Ferrick, Economics Rebecca Susan Fisher, Social Service Vicki Lynn Frey, Music Education David Michael Frye, Physics, Summa Dorothy Diane Garling, Social Service, Spanish Michele Elaine Gawel, Mathematics John David Gebhard, Business Administration Mark Anthony George, Social Service Carla Marie Giachero, Elementary Education Michele Ann Glascow, Biochemistry, Summa Cheryl Denise Green, Actuarial Science, Summa Debra Lynn Greene, Elementary Education p. 9 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 LVC Tri-Beta Hosts Annual Convention Class by Julie Sealander On Saturday, April 28, Lebanon Valley hosted the annual convention of Beta Beta Beta, a national honorary biology society. Four schools were present at the conference, with a total of nine students presenting papers. LV was represented by David Carter, Si Van Do and Cynthia Nolt. Carter received the second place award for his indepen- dent study work with changes in muscle fiber of rats during carbohydrate loading. Nolt received third place for her work with the purification of Polyphosphate kinase. The student presentations were fif- teen minutes long, with a five- minute question and answer period following each. The featured speaker at the conference was Dr. Morgan, of the Hershey Medical Cen- ter, who discussed "Honesty in the Structure of Science." He warned students to beware of fraud in research. However, "he did not discourage us from entering the field," said biology major Wendy Kauf- fman. The entire chapter of Beta Beta Beta helped in setting up the event, which is held at dif- ferent colleges each year. Dr. Sidney Pollack, the club's ad- visor, supervised the coor- dination of the event. The students enjoyed the oppor- tunity to gather with other biology majors. Said Kauf- fman, "It was especially in- teresting to get together and hear what research projects Tri-Beta members from other schools were involved in." cont. from p. 1 Popular majors continue to be in the fields of business, com- puter science, and the sciences. Stanson sees the quality of the students as comparable to past years. The class ranks are "a shade higher" than previously, and there are more potential Presidential scholars this year than ever before. Stanson said that both Peter- son and his department are looking for "academically creative people." Where are the students coming from? This year there were few surprises. As usual, most students come from Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Maryland. The ad- missions department had targeted Maryland, and the response from that state has been positive. Prospects from foreign countries include possible students from Scotland, Sri Lanka, Japan, and Africa. Stanson said he did not believe the tuition increase had a negative effect on enrollment, citing the number of prospective students as proof. He said the department and the Financial Aid Office were trying to increase the amount of financial aid, to make attending LVC possible for more students. Most of the students choosing LVC are looking for extra-curricular options. Many are interested in dramatics and music, and sports continue to be popular, especially this year with women. According to Stan- son, this was in line with students choosing a liberal arts college. "Students choosing any private liberal arts college," Stanson said, "are looking ahead." Dale Robert Groome, Music Education Terry Don Gusler, Actuarial Science Jeffrey Andrew Ham, Business Administration Robin Lynne Hammell, Biology, Kathleen A. Hampford, Nursing Holly Jean Hanawalt, Music Education Bryan Mel Hartman, Music Education Cheryl Marquerite Hue Hartnett, Biology Jon Michael Heisey, Music Education John Philip Herr, II, Physics Michael Dedrich Hogan, Physics Barbara Ried Holden, Economics, Mathematics, Cum Barbara Lou Holler, Accounting Robert DeWitt Houseal, Jr. Chemistry, Cum Patricia Ann Houseknecht, Music Education, Summa Miriam Dorothy Hudecheck, Economics Carla Andrea Hue, Social Service Thomas Martin Kane, Mathematics Mary Carol Karapandza, Elementary Education LoisE. Kaslow, Business Administration Michael James Kelsall, Business Administration Gregg William Klinger, Business Administration Rosalie Lou Koch, Music Education Patricia Rose Kowalski, Actuarial Science Pamela Sue Kramer, Elementary Education Robert Kenneth Krasley, Jr., Business Administration Laurie Leigh Kratzer, Business Administration Jean Louise Krieg, Business Administration Earl Dwayne Lambert, Business Administration Carl Marvin Leach, Accounting Robinne Lynn Lefever, Accounting Virginia Alexandra Lotz, Business Administration Suzanne Elaine Mader, Nursing, Accounting, Summa Ann Jeanette Marcinkowski, Computer Science Wayne Martin, Business Administration, Economics Robert Joseph McCallion, Jr., Business Administration Sheila Ann McElwee, Biology Laurie Jean McKannan, Social Service Diane Lynn McVaugh , Music Education Wayne Charles Meyer, Business Administration Michele Maureen Midlick, Business Administration Michael Guy Miller, Physics Karen Arlene Milliken, Business Administration, Psychology Rosemary Gutkoski Moran, Business Administration Michelle Denise Morel, Business Administration John David Murphy, Accounting, Business Administration, Magna Patricia Marie Nace, Nursing Stephen Michael Nelson, Physics Cynthia Lou Nolt, Biology, Chemistry, Magna Brenda Jeanne Norcross, Elementary Education Lorrinda Ann O'Brien, Business Administration John Walter Parson, Chemistry Debra Lynne Patterson, Music Education Clifford Earl Plummer, Business Administration, Cum Linda Marie Quaintance, Music Education Francis Joseph Rafferty, Business Administration Karen Ann Reider, Business Administration Louise Helen Roarty, Nursing Vaughn William Robbins, Actuarial Science, Magna Ruth Ellen Robinson, Elementary Education, Psychology, Cum Judy Mae Sargeant, Elementary Education M. Dean Sauder, Music Education Jason Louis Sbraccia, Computer Science Sue Ann Scarcia, Business Administration, Psychology, Cum Nancy Carol Scheid, Social Service Janet Alexandra Scratchley, Elementary Education Fred Stuart Siebecker, III, Business Administration Margo Sue Smith, Elementary Education Melinda Susan Smith, Music Education, Cum Julia Ann Stinner, Chemistry Barry Lee Sweger, Biology John Charles Taddei, Physics Deborah Ann Tobias, Business Administration Richard Troutman, Business Administration, History Vernon Lyle Trumbull, Biology Richard Dennis Underwood, Business Administration, Cum Anne Marie Vassallo, Biology, Psychology Mark Frederick Wagner, Music Education, Cum Judith Louise Walter, Music Education Jill Trostle Wenrich, Music Education Lucy Jane Wicks, Nursing Jeffrey William Wieboldt, Actuarial Science, Cum Lynn Denise Wildonger, Biology Richard Craig Willis, Biology, Summa Stephen Leonard Wysocki, Elementary Education, Cum Lori Marie Yanci, Elementary Education Beverly Rhan Zimmerman, Chemistry BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN CHEMISTRY David Neil Blauch, Chemistry, Mathematics, Summa Deanna Irene Metka, Chemistry BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY Jane Louise Wise BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN NURSING Sandra Yvonne Colm Geib, Summa Deborah Jean Hurst Kathryn Mary Melusky Jan Evaline Smith Sandra Elaine Strutz-Schwartz Cindy Ann Williams Chem Major Wins Award Cynthia L. Nolt, senior biology and chemistry major, won first place in the Biochemistry Division at the Intercollegiate Student Chemists 1984 Convention. Her presentation of the resear- ch she and two other LVC students did this past summer topped eight other presen- tations in the division. This victory comes on the heels of Nolt's first place in the Analytical Chemistry Division at last year's conven- tion. Entitled "Purification of Polyphosphate Kinase from E. coli," the presentation sum- marized research Nolt, Jane Conley (sophomore chemistry major), and George Reiner (sophomore chemistry major) performed under the direction of Dr. Owen Moe, Jr., assistant professor of chemistry. Moe developed a proposal for the ten-week research program and received a grant from Research Corporation. Nolt explained their resear- ch: "Our long-term goal is to immobilize the enzyme Polyphosphate kinase (PPK) for use in an ATP- regenerating system. 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Pregnancy Testing Confidential Counseling Abortion Birth Control Gynecological Services ALLENTOWN WOMEN'S CENTER 215-264-5657 p. 10 The QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 So You Want to Clown Around by Lorraine Englert nas or hats are useful to them as well. Another difficulty, said Schafer, is that people sometimes tend to abuse clowns physically. This abuse can involve taking a clown's serious as well. "Quite often clowns will get beat on. You know, a pinch here, a punch there," says Laura Pence. As a clown you have to be able to quietly put a other stop to these confrontations, as the _ . « , Laura Pence and Rob Reynolds clown as a team and vary from the others in that they concentrate on mime. Their faces and costumes con- sist of black and white. Because of the way they dress, Laura says, "People tend to take us more seriously." Unlike the rest of the troupe, they do not carry props. However, as Rob says, "We have access to everything. If I want a balloon, I just reach in- to my pocket, blow it up, and I have a balloon." This ability to create something out of thin air that does not exist and communicate what it is to others is part of the During the Spring Arts Festival, a group of LVC students lived their childhood fantasies and became clowns for two days. The Rainbow Troupe, headed by Maria Adessa, is composed of eight people in- peeps but more eluding Marilyn Alberian, problems can arise Kevin Biddle, Missy Hoey, Laura Pence, Amy Prussing Rob Reynolds, and Eric Schafer. In addition to the festival, they clown for college events, such Helping Hands weekend. Although almost everyone in this group has an acting back- ground, this is not the most important quality necessary to being a clown. "If you want to be a clown you have to see through the eyes of a child," says Adessa. Acute awareness of the environment is impor- tant as it is the major prop in clowning. Face make-up, the most distinctive feature of the clown, involves two different kinds of makeup: water base or grease paint. The water base washes off easily. When removing grease paint, cold cream and elbow grease are . necessary, especially around fa ^^ f „^ n ^ the eyebrows. Clowns can choose from a variety of eyes, mouths and noses when creating the facial design itself. Before painting, the face is drawn on a form which serves as a guide. The Rainbow Troupe clowns may vary in face designs, but they all have several things in common. Starting with "white face," they add their own individual faces and colors. Two com- mon features link group mem- There are some aspects of clowning not often considered by those who have never clowned. As Kevin Biddle says, "It helps to have ex- perience with kids." Clowns deal largely with children but they have to exercise a certain degree of caution with them. Some children are frightened by a clown's unusual ap- pearance, so before a clown can really "clown around," the child has to be introduced to the clown and accept it. Also, children often get bers. A purple or black cross, carfied and dQwns haye drawn on the chin serves as the troupe's symbol. The second features a red dot anywhere on the face, the mark of a Christian clown. Glad to Meet 'cha — Maria Adessa and Eric Schafer greet a couple of future Valley Freshmen during last weekend 's Spring A rts Festival. by Dave Ferruzza to be able to calm them down. Clowns use their surroun- dings as built-in props, remaining constantly alert to what is going on around them. This ability requires a degree of endurance. Also, clowns are usually in motion doing routines or bouncing from place to place. No matter what they are doing, they are BlaUCh cont. from p. 5 work on research and attend classes part-time. After returning to the United States, Blauch plans to study chemistry at the California Institute of- Technology. "After that, I'm not certain yet," he said. "I have not decided whether to go into industry or academia." All members of the troupe are silent when they clown, and because they are silent, people watch. As clowns, they dress colorfully, usually coor- dinating their costume around a theme, such as smiles qr balloons. Props like bandan- TttlNlTY Dating Smivicii CONFIDENTIAL • STATE WIDE • NON-DENOMINATIONAL P.O. MX Oil LEBANON, PA 17041 (717) 174-I7M IF THERE'S LEADERSHIP IN YOU, OCS CAN BRING IT OUT. OCS (Army Officer Candidate School) is a 14-week challenge to all that's in you. . . the mental, the physical, the spirit that are part of what makes a leader. If OCS were easy, it couldn't do the job. It wouldn't bring out the leader in you, or help you discover what you have inside. But when you finish and graduate as a commissioned officer in the Army, you'll know. 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Railroad St., Palmyra 838-6333 Lax Lacks Confidence "It was a frustrating season," says women's lacrosse coach Kathy Tierney. "We had a lot of skilled, ex- perienced players, but they un- fortunately did not realize how good they were. They lacked confidence to win." The team ended the season with only one win — a disappointment to many who expected more. Tierney says that the team's number one goal seemed to be "playing well" and winning came second. This attitude caused the LVC women to "not give themselves enough credit (confidence) to win against teams that were beatable." An example of this was the Dickinson game, which the team lost 13-11. Freshman Jean Coleman led the team in the loss with 8 goals, while Amy Barefoot, Mary McNamara, and Amy Abbott each tallied one. The team then lost another close one to Muhlenberg, 15- 13. This time Sheila McElwee led the squad with four goals and two assists, followed by McNamara with three goals and three assists. Additional Baseball Team Takes Four Wins by Jamie Auman The baseball team ended its season with a record of 4-16-1. "We had a lack of players this year," says Coach Ned Smith, "We had 17 guys try out (no cuts). At other schools, you have 50 or so come out. On our team, everyone played everywhere!" Although the rain hindered practice time, Smith felt that every time senior Bobby Johnston pit- ched, the team had a good chance to win. The team's victories came over Muhlenberg (2-1), Get- tysburg (9-6), Elizabethtown (8-4), and Western Maryland (10-9 in eight innings). In what Smith calls the best game of the season, the squad beat Elizabethtown for the fir- st time in three years. Jeff Zimmerman's pitching and Gary Zimmerman's two triples highlighted that victory. Although the team will return nine lettermen, Smith hopes to recruit more players. "We are losing key people," he says, referring to senior in- fielder/pitcher Johnston, second baseman Vaughn Rob- bins, and catcher/outfielder John Feaster. Feaster will be nominated for All-MAC honors. MVP's for the season were Feaster and Jeff Zim- merman. scoring came from Coleman (3), Pam Cortese (2), and Ab- bott (1). Western Maryland defeated the LVC women 11-5 in the pouring rain. McElwee again led with three goals and one assist, while Coleman had one and Jen Deardorff netted one. In an 18-10 loss to Get- tysburg, Coleman netted 6 goals, McNamara added two, and Barefoot and Abbot rounded out the scoring with one each. The Dutchgals met Johns Hopkins at night on the turf, but lost in a disappointing 21-9 trounce. Scoring came from McNamara (4), Barefoot (3), Coleman (1) and Abbott (1). In the last game of the season, the team lost to Widener 13-9, after trailing only 9-7 at the half. Coleman and McElwee led with three goals each, while Barefoot ad- ded two and McNamara con- tributed one. Tierney concluded by saying she wanted to compliment captain Sheila McElwee for her play, leadership, and "stick-to-it-tiveness." "She was willing to sacrifice her own performance for the good of the team," added Tierney, who also commended the seniors as a whole for their ef- forts this season. Seniors this season included McElwee, McNamara, Barefoot, Ab- bott, Dawn Adams, Miriam Hudechek, and M.J. Bishop. Empty Events Hinder Track by Tracy Wenger The men's track team lost to Messiah 95-52 with five empty events — a symbol of this year's men's track team. "All year we have lacked the depth because of the injuries of athletes like Bob Rogers and Doug Emanuel," says Coach Kent Reed. "The athletes we have are competing and suc- ceeding, but how can we win a meet with five empty events?" In spite of this need for team members, the track team still recorded a season with many personal highlights. At the Messiah meet, Kenny McKellar recorded noteworthy times of 11.1 and 22.46 secon- ds in the 100 and 200 yard dashes. Emanuel placed second in the long jump with a jump of 21*11". LVC (22) lost a disappoin- ting meet to F&M (69), Widener (45), and Juniata (47). Highlighting that meet was a long jump of 22' 1 14 " which took fourth place and was just short of a new LVC record. In a tri-meet, LVC (40) defeated Muhlenberg (37) and Jim Dandy's 27 East Main Street • Annville, PA 17003 PIZZA SANDWICHES BEVERAGES Hours Daily — 11:00-11:00 PM Call for Carry-Out Orders 867-2457 Free Delivery After 6:00 PM lost to Albright (93). On April 25, LVC (49) defeated Moravian (39) and York (20), but lost to Dickinson (74) in the quad competition. At the Messiah Invitational, the team finished sixth out of thirteen teams. McKellar again turned in fine performances in the 100 and 200 as he took two firsts. Bob Rosenberger placed second in the shot, while Hib- shman placed third in the 1500 and fifth in the 800 yard runs. Emanuel took fourth place in the long jump and Kave Kur- jiaka took fifth place in the javelin. Jasman and Trumbull both placed sixth in the 10,000 yard and 1500 yard runs respectively. At the Penn Relays, the 1600 relay team of Gary Swank, Jim Reilly, McKellar, and Hibshman placed sixth. Reed notes the performance of freshman Kevin Schmidt in both the discus and javelin events during the season. He recorded a discus throw of 133'3" against Dickinson and threw the javelin 178'2" in last Saturday's meet. p. 12 THE QUAD Thursday, May 3, 1984 Softball Steals Win by Dave Ferruzza On the Bag— First baseman Terri Eastwood waits for another pitch as she guards against a possible steal by her Moravian opponent. Men's Lax Win less The softball team, in its first year of intercollegiate play, ended its season with a 5-4 vic- tory over York College. The victory came when freshman Stephanie Smith stole home on a pass ball in the bottom of the seventh. The team ended the season with a record of 4-1 1 . "It was an enjoyable season, says Coach Gordon Foster. "The players worked hard and showed considerable skill and improvement." One highlight of the season was the strong defen- sive play of Beth Anderson, Penny Hamilton, and Smith. Hamilton's power hitting, and the two wins over Dickinson were boosters for the team's morale. Foster notes the steady per- formances of Dicksie Boehler and Denise Mastovich on the mound. The two combined for six innings of a no-hitter against Lancaster. A quick look at the season in review follows. LVC 6 13 3 2 3 1 3 7 13 4 2 5 OPPONENT 8 Susquehanna 6 Susquehanna Messiah 2 Dickinson 7 Dickinson 10 Juniata Juniata Kings Kings Elizabethtown Elizabethtown Lancaster Moravian Moravian York The team will lose only three seniors, Laurie Kratzer, Kathy Ralston, and Deb Wise. "Next year's season looks bngnt ana promising witn 12 experienced freshmen and sophomores returning," adds Foster. The men's lacrosse team recorded what Coach Bruce Correll terms a "disappointing season" in spite of the "out- standing play" of Joe Por- telese and Mike Rusen's ten goals and nine assists. Injuries and inexperience, particularly on offense, coupled to hold the men winless. Last Saturday, the team lost to Farleigh-Dickinson 13-5 in FREE GAS Share a ride with three friends to Sera-Tec and we will pay for the gas CALL 232-1 901 SERA-TEC BIOLOGICALS 260 REICY ST.. HARRIS BURG WE ARE OPEN: 8 00 AM 6 30 PM a game which remained at 6-5 for three-quarters of the game. John Gebhardt netted two goals in the loss, while Rusen, Jason Sbraccia, and Rich Miller each tallied one. Correll complimented the play of goalie Rich Underwood who recorded an outstanding 31 saves. Against Widener, the men played to two sudden death overtimes before losing 6-5. Rusen (3) and Gebhardt (2) scored the Dutchmen's goals. In the 18-6 loss to Gettys- burg, Miller tallied three goals, while Scot Cousin, Rusen, and Jed Duryea each contributed one. Earlier in the season, the team lost to Dickinson 13-11, with Cousin having four goals, Rusen having two, and Sbrac- cia having one. Also con- tributing a goal each were Gebhardt, Miller, Paul Rusen, and Tom Boyle. Against Haverford, the team lost 12-2 with Mike Rusen scoring as well as Sbraccia. Golf Places 14th atMAC's CAMPBELLTOWN BEVERAGE ROUTE 322, CAMPBELLTOWN 838-2462 9 am to 9 pm PARTY KEGS & TAPS Led by first seed Joe Myers and second seed Lee Whit- ford, the LVC golf team placed fourteenth out of 21 teams in the MACs on Satur- day. Myers scored 82 in both of his rounds, while Whitford had a 91 and an 85. Third seed Steve Lenker had rounds of 81 and 87, and Scott Pontz (fifth seed) had a 94 and a 99. Four- th seed Rob Muir played to rounds of 96 and 92. Myers ended the season with an 82.3 average, followed by Whitford's 82.7 and Lenker's 86.2. Muir averaged 91.3, Pontz 92.2, Dan Rafferty (six- th seed) 86.0 and Mark Ap- plegate (seventh seed) 95.3. With one tri-match left, the team has a record of 4-6-1. In earlier action, LVC (437) defeated Philadelphia Textile (488), while losing to Albright (434). Whitford and Myers led with scores of 77 and 80, respectively. The men then beat Muhlen- berg (439) and lost to Susquehanna (418) with a score of 431. Leaders in that match were Myers (81), Whit- ford (86), and Muir (88). The LVC squad (414) again split a tri-match as they defeated Wilkes (434) and lost to Scranton (407). Myers led with a scorecard showing 78, while Whitford had an 80 and Lenker tallied an 81. Against Messiah and F&M, Whitford led the team with an 80. He was followed by Myers' and Rafferty's 82s and Pontz's 86. The team (419) defeated Messiah (488) and lost to F&M (388). by Dav e Ferruzza Chipping for the Flag— Junior Mark Applegate finishes his swing as he takes a chip-shot to reach the green. The golf team has a record of 4-6-1 with one match remaining.